Glen Benton has a problem with Brett Michaels[views:1865][posts:18]________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 11:09pm - zyklon ""] OK… Who is with me on that the whole Bret Michaels 'Rock Of Love' thing is the stupidest thing ya ever seen in your life? It makes me want to buy his records just so I can throw them at passing cars… Come on, ya got this dude who's day came and went with the Jheri curl, and the moon-walking craze. Now VH1, in their desperate hour, gives this glitter-glam goof from yesteryear a show about what? Old whores and some new ones who are just as desperate as him that no bands making records today would touch… or, should I say, any of us who have any respect for ourselves… and our families. I have had the displeasure of seeing a couple of episodes, and it is clearly a feeble attempt on everyone's behalf involved in that show to obtain the almighty 15 minutes of fame and play it out as long as they can… It's going on three seasons now, and now ya got this doofus out and about in the States on buses with his troop of bim bags. You can easily see any of these chicks at your local strip bar. If that's your gimmick. "I do have to give it to him on the man side of things, any man would… Do you really think you're gonna find love in that pile of silicone and barf breath though? I do enjoy seeing them kick each other's asses because I think it is fitting punishment for their part as the unlovable douchebags they are. Putting that many menstruating crazy women in one place hell is going to break loose and he deserves all the aggravation that comes with it. Who, in their right mind, would want to deal with that for any price? But, then again, what else was he doing before this? Nothing!!! I'm sure he is getting paid a pretty penny to deal with that and provide us with entertainment, and I'm sure he is getting great ratings by the man population of the world… What man wouldn't want to see a good cat fight… meow… What's next? 'Bret Michaels Rock of Love Health Department'? We can watch him go and get something frozen off or see him squirm as he gets the ole Q-tip swab test...hee hee… "The whole reality show thing I think has gotten way out of control, and maybe it's just me, but I miss good old comedy television were it isn't done solely for the enrichment of someone's deflated ego… [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 11:15pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I've always had desires for Glen's mom... |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:50am - Conservationist ""] zyklon said:OK… Who is with me on that the whole Bret Michaels 'Rock Of Love' thing is the stupidest thing ya ever seen in your life? It makes me want to buy his records just so I can throw them at passing cars… Come on, ya got this dude who's day came and went with the Jheri curl, and the moon-walking craze. Now VH1, in their desperate hour, gives this glitter-glam goof from yesteryear a show about what? Old whores and some new ones who are just as desperate as him that no bands making records today would touch… or, should I say, any of us who have any respect for ourselves… and our families. I have had the displeasure of seeing a couple of episodes, and it is clearly a feeble attempt on everyone's behalf involved in that show to obtain the almighty 15 minutes of fame and play it out as long as they can… It's going on three seasons now, and now ya got this doofus out and about in the States on buses with his troop of bim bags. You can easily see any of these chicks at your local strip bar. If that's your gimmick. "I do have to give it to him on the man side of things, any man would… Do you really think you're gonna find love in that pile of silicone and barf breath though? I do enjoy seeing them kick each other's asses because I think it is fitting punishment for their part as the unlovable douchebags they are. Putting that many menstruating crazy women in one place hell is going to break loose and he deserves all the aggravation that comes with it. Who, in their right mind, would want to deal with that for any price? But, then again, what else was he doing before this? Nothing!!! I'm sure he is getting paid a pretty penny to deal with that and provide us with entertainment, and I'm sure he is getting great ratings by the man population of the world… What man wouldn't want to see a good cat fight… meow… What's next? 'Bret Michaels Rock of Love Health Department'? We can watch him go and get something frozen off or see him squirm as he gets the ole Q-tip swab test...hee hee… Dead on. Now play CRUCIFIXATION again plz. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 9,2009 7:17am - Yeti ""] i will forever hate Glen Benton for ceasing to use the vocal style on the s/t album. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 7:33am - MetalThursday ""] no lord shall stand before myself |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 8:08am - SkinSandwich ""] DDUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! |
| _______________________________ [Jan 9,2009 8:28am - xmikex ""] Blowjob Brandi |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 8:46am - largefreakatzero ""] Yes, Rock of Love is stupid, but so is Glen Benton. He's a fake Satanist whose band now sucks. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 9:11am - dreadkill ""] he's just jealous that brett michaels gets to bang sluts while he gets stuck taking it up the ass from bigfoot. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 9,2009 9:34am - zyklon ""] hahahahahaha, I think so too |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 9:37am - largefreakatzero ""] BIGFOOT PWNZ GLEN LOLZ |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 1:15pm - Eric Hoffman ""] Glen is a pussy! I never saw him worshipping Satan once! By the way does anyone know where I can get some blow, nazi flags and steroids? |
| _____________________________ [Jan 9,2009 1:17pm - Yeti ""] i give that a D+. you could have done better. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 1:27pm - arilliusbm ""] if he's a fake satanist, then what is he now? christian? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 1:27pm - BOBDEAD ""] I actually ran into Tony/Vital Remains the other day at the Armageddon shop. He's always been a cool dude to me and the I Destroyer cats and you gotta give it to them for sticking it out for as long as they have. I was telling him about one time when we played together at the Living room...me and Metal Mike Cardoso were hanging in the back room smoking weed and Glen came in and started bitching that his son was turning into a "wigger" and that his insurance rates were going up...and his wife was a nag etc. It was just funny to see a dude with an inverted cross burned into his skull talking about such mundane, typical american woes. But as he said to us "Satan pays my bills". I thought that was hilarious. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 1:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] satan charges a high interst rate though |
| __________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 1:34pm - dreadkill ""] Eric%20Hoffman said:Glen is a pussy! I never saw him worshipping Satan once! By the way does anyone know where I can get some blow, nazi flags and steroids? FIGHT BENTON OR IT IS YOU WHO IS THE PUSSY |
| ________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 3:12pm - oscarct ""] I hate both these dbags |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 5:05pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] PUNCH BENTON'S MOM IN THE FOREHEAD AND RIP OFF HER PANTS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |