my ex girlfrien killed herself this morning.[views:4486][posts:47]__________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:16pm - niccolai ""] Is this win? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:19pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I was expecting to see the lyrics to the theme of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air somewhere in this post; am I to assume this actually happened? And if so, which one?? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:19pm - ouchdrummer ""] I wouldn't say so, but i guess that decision is up to you. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:23pm - niccolai ""] yea, it really happened, and yea it's mos def. win. heroins a hell of a drug. Kait Mark |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Did I ever meet Kait? |
| __________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:33pm - niccolai ""] I think she came to TYAG practice one and I tried getting her to show everyone her tits. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:37pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Now would be the perfect time for make-up sex. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahaha, I think I remember that. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:51pm - Pires ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:Now would be the perfect time for make-up sex. seconded... |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HAH. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 7:25pm - corpus_colostomy ""] niccolai said:yea, it really happened, and yea it's mos def. win. sad you take delight in this. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 7:28pm - Lamp nli ""] No way, if anything it's funny. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 7:37pm - ouchdrummer ""] Obviously people's senses of humor vary greatly, i personal get bummed out whenever someone ODs and dies. Not so much for them, because most of those situations they were wasting their lives anyways, but for their familys and friends. If you've never witnessed it, this sort of thing will destroy a family from guilt/shame. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 8:37pm - Aegathis ""] I am in shock , seriously this is no laughing matter guys, some bitches seriously deserve to die |
| __________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 8:41pm - niccolai ""] What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 8:53pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] niccolai said:What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death. If it's an open casket you should go to her wake and touch her boobs. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 8:56pm - Aegathis ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said: niccolai said:What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death. If it's an open casket you should go to her wake and touch her boobs. No show them to everyone, make up for the time she didnt do it at TYAG practice |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 9:02pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] And if she's in a skirt, reach up and pinch her clit |
| _________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 9:38pm - Doomkid ""] Strange, same thing happened to me a year and a half ago. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 9:41pm - ouchdrummer ""] niccolai said:What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death. I wasn't implying otherwise. Personal shit is personal, there definitely are at least a couple people that i wouldn't mind hearing they offed themselves. But i can't help but feel bad for their family and friends. That's all i was saying, not that you shouldn't be happy that this Cunt (presumably) died. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 11,2009 9:52pm - dftg ""] What was this girl's name? Seriously. I might have dated her at one point too. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 9:54pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Aegathis said: BobNOMAAMRooney said: niccolai said:What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death. If it's an open casket you should go to her wake and touch her boobs. No show them to everyone, make up for the time she didnt do it at TYAG practice BobNOMAAMRooney said:And if she's in a skirt, reach up and pinch her clit [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 10:05pm - dftg ""] hmmm full moon tonight |
| ______________________________ [Jan 12,2009 7:55am - Yeti ""] i have 2 ex's that if i were to read about their deaths, i would find out where they were buried so i could piss on their graves. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 7:59am - Josh_Martin ""] you should offer to give a eulogy and say "the stupid cunt would still be alive if she could handle her drugs. Stupid broads" and then kick her casket over. When the body falls out, go through her pockets for loose change. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 8:03am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] As his feet left the ground a moment of truth sent chills down our spines As the boots sank deep in her stomach a tsunami of rot exits her pussy My mouth is filled with puss and insects A hint of embalming fluid lingers in my throat while maggots crawl around my teeth The smell that accompanied this treasure made me gag on the corpse Now covered in vomit, blood, and putrefaction we will move on |
| ________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 8:50am - xmikex ""] Josh_Martin said:you should offer to give a eulogy and say "I got in one little fight and my mom got scared..." fixed. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 8:55am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahaha, Mike Shea with the save. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 8:56am - c.DeAD ""] Josh_Martin said:you should offer to give a eulogy and say "the stupid cunt would still be alive if she could handle her drugs. Stupid broads" and then kick her casket over. When the body falls out, go through her pockets for loose change. Simple, yet poetic. I really laughed at this one. Everyone in the office is staring at me. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 8:58am - largefreakatzero ""] This thread is WIN. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 9:07am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Actually I think it'd be hilarious if you had some dog or cat shit in a ziplock bag and when nobody was paying attention you dropped it in the coffin, like somewhere it wouldn't be seen. I don't know why the idea of someone having a turd next to them in the grave seems so funny to me, it just does. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 11:20am - Josh_Martin ""] When no one is looking, hide some bacon in her panties (do they put panties on dead chicks??) Then bring a hungry dog to the wake. Hilarity ensues. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 11:24am - arilliusbm ""] I drove to some girls wake blaring Another One Bites the Dust by Queen (or whatever the song title is)... that was a bad idea. I got yelled at by a few people. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 11:27am - niccolai ""] Josh_Martin said: (do they put panties on dead chicks??) Thats a good fucking question.. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 11:44am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Only one way to find out. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 11:48am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Pics or it didn't happen. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 12:19pm - Josh_Martin ""] Tie a string to her arm. Pull the string so her arm starts waving and shout "Holy shit, she's not fucking dead after all!!" When her parents get up to go check on her say "psych!!" and run out of the funeral home still holding the string, dragging the body with you. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 12,2009 12:50pm - Yeti ""] masturbate furiously onto the corpse. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 2:27pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Hahahah this thread is full of copious amounts of win. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 12,2009 3:42pm - guy ""] lulz |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 5:34pm - Lamp nli ""] This thread reminds me of all the reasons I love this board so much. Well played everybody! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 5:37pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Give her an elbow drop in the casket [img] Then slam the coffin shut, declare yourself Intercontinental Champion by way of the casket match and play this music bennyhillifier |