Asteriod passes by Earth within 40,000 Miles
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[Mar 4,2009 11:19am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Asteroid 2009 DD45 on Monday passed within 38,000 miles of Earth, less than twice the height of the geostationary satellites we depend on for communications, according to Robert McNaught of the Australian National University.
I'd say thats a very close call by relative standards.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/03/03/asteroid.misses.earth/index.html
[Mar 4,2009 11:31am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
DEPLOY SPACE LASERS
[Mar 4,2009 11:32am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Sorry - "LASERS"
[Mar 4,2009 11:44am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
MY EYES!! WHY DID YOU NOT LABEL THE LASERS???!!!!
[Mar 4,2009 11:47am - SkinSandwich ""]
Fuck that asteroid for being lazy and not hitting us.
[Mar 4,2009 11:50am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
PUT IN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY FURROW MY BROW UNT EXPRESS THE ANGER THAT I AN FEELING
[Mar 4,2009 12:37pm - DrewBlood ""]
i did a research project on extra terrestrial objects back in college. something that size would burn up in the atmosphere and pose only a small localized threat.
[Mar 4,2009 12:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
they said it was the same size as the siberian one that hit 100 years ago. that shit was like a nuke...fortunately it was in a very unpopulated area.
[Mar 4,2009 12:44pm - Yeti ""]
The Tunguska Blast of 1908.
[Mar 4,2009 12:51pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
CHANGE UND CHANNEL!!!
[Mar 4,2009 12:52pm - Martins ""]
Asteroid death = brutal
[Mar 4,2009 12:53pm - Yeti ""]
Asteriod death = even more brutal
[Mar 4,2009 1:06pm - someotherjim ""]
I heard this was just a terd of Conservationist that he shat out of the window of his space apartment
[Mar 4,2009 1:08pm - W3 nli ""]
THANK YOU AEROSMITH.
[Mar 4,2009 1:09pm - Yeti ""]
you're not actually thinking about going into an asteroid field??
[Mar 4,2009 1:12pm - someotherjim ""]
everyone knows that the tunguska blast of 1908 was a test of Tesla's Death Ray.
[Mar 4,2009 2:30pm - Sid Diaz ""]
SkinSandwich said:Fuck that asteroid for being lazy and not hitting us.Don't worry,Apophis is coming,and it will hit us,but not for another thirty years or so.
[Mar 4,2009 2:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I totally want a Tesla cannon mounted on my zeppelin. And a monocle.
[Mar 4,2009 2:35pm - darkwor ""]
DEATH BY 'ROID
[Mar 4,2009 3:36pm - Yeti ""]
this stone's called Apophis....it brings...apocalypse.
i, i, i, i am....a prophet of doooom.
[Mar 4,2009 4:14pm - metal_church101 ""]
Pics or it didn't happen.
[Mar 4,2009 4:23pm - boblovesmusic ""]
BOOM!
[Mar 4,2009 4:34pm - metal_church101 ""]
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Yeti said:you're not actually thinking about going into an asteroid field??
"They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?"
[Mar 4,2009 4:40pm - SkinSandwich ""]
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[Mar 4,2009 4:42pm - metal_church101 ""]
"This is no cave"
[Mar 4,2009 5:53pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
Yeti said:The Tunguska Blast of 1908.
awesome band name
[Mar 4,2009 6:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Fo realz.
[Mar 4,2009 6:18pm - JackGrants ""]
SkinSandwich said:Fuck that asteroid for being lazy and not hitting us.
It was supposed to hit the Earth but as it was a French asteroid, the armpit hair messed up the trajectory
[Mar 4,2009 7:06pm - Hater ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:I totally want a Tesla cannon mounted on my zeppelin. And a monocle.
You WIN!
I do NOT hate you.
[Mar 4,2009 9:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Quite so, good chap. Always good to meet agreeable gentlemen on the difference engine matrix.
[Mar 4,2009 10:10pm - thedeathdealer ""]
they tried to do something, but there were just too many of them!!!!
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[Mar 5,2009 2:10am - MillenialKingdom ""]
Scary.
[Mar 5,2009 7:40am - Yeti ""]
SkinSandwich said:[img]
holy shit i want that so bad.
[Mar 5,2009 8:38am - metal_church101 ""]
JackGrants said:
SkinSandwich said:Fuck that asteroid for being lazy and not hitting us.
It was supposed to hit the Earth but as it was a French asteroid...
Explains why the asteroid chickened out.
[Mar 5,2009 8:42am - JackGrants ""]
metal_church101 said:
JackGrants said:
SkinSandwich said:Fuck that asteroid for being lazy and not hitting us.
It was supposed to hit the Earth but as it was a French asteroid...
Explains why the asteroid chickened out.
Of course, it wanted the clichés to live on otherwise some people would run out of things to say automatically and would have to think.
[Mar 5,2009 8:44am - metal_church101 ""]
Exactly. Just busting on ya.
[Mar 5,2009 8:49am - JackGrants ""]
Just counterbusting, my chicken asked me to.
[Mar 5,2009 8:52am - metal_church101 ""]
So didn't my French Tickler.
[Mar 5,2009 9:01am - JackGrants ""]
Go stick your French tickler in a black hole
[Mar 5,2009 9:02am - SkinSandwich ""]
Haha, JackGrants can't get passed my comment about french people. get over yourself you self involved dolt! Even I admitted it was a dumb joke. Having trouble sleeping at night?
[Mar 5,2009 9:03am - metal_church101 ""]
JackGrants said:Go stick your French tickler in a black hole
I did.
Like this.
:shocker::bartmoon:
[Mar 5,2009 9:06am - JackGrants ""]
SkinSandwich said:Haha, JackGrants can't get passed my comment about french people. get over yourself you self involved dolt! Even I admitted it was a dumb joke. Having trouble sleeping at night?
So you can joke but I can't, Corky ?
[Mar 5,2009 9:10am - SkinSandwich ""]
Nah, you can joke. Bothers me none. Just the fact you can't get passed the lame French joke is funnier than your attempt at humor Eugene.
[Mar 5,2009 9:18am - JackGrants ""]
Nah, you don't get it, your lame joke has become a running joke. The hairy armpit asteroid is what you can do if you go past the lame joke and make something personal out of it. You should try it someday, Theodore.
[Mar 5,2009 9:27am - SkinSandwich ""]
How did I make it personal, haha. You are the one who could not drop it, which in turn made it personal to you. Don't flatter yourself Franky. Although past all this idiocy, I still would like to see a hairy asteroid slam into France.
[Mar 5,2009 9:29am - metal_church101 ""]
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[Mar 5,2009 9:33am - SkinSandwich ""]
metal_church101 said:[img]
Ya know?
[Mar 5,2009 9:58am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I'm blaming the French aliens from Kung Pow. And Master Pain.
[Mar 5,2009 9:59am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Oops, sorry - "Betty."
[Mar 5,2009 10:41am - y_ddraig_goch ""]
Yeti said:
SkinSandwich said:[img]
holy shit i want that so bad.
go to harrisons comics in salem mass, they have some of the most badass starwars toys
boba fetts ship, the falcon a rancor, at-at, rebel transport from empire strikes back.
badass shit
[Mar 5,2009 10:48am - Yeti ""]
that's the one thing i want the most, a Rancor.
[Mar 5,2009 11:31am - JackGrants ""]
SkinSandwich said:How did I make it personal, haha. You are the one who could not drop it, which in turn made it personal to you. Don't flatter yourself Franky. Although past all this idiocy, I still would like to see a hairy asteroid slam into France.
Oh damn man, you definitely don't get it, I was saying make a personal or "original" joke if you prefer of an "unoriginal" joke aka the hairy armpit cliché. Meaning make your own joke, get it ? I don't take that joke "personally" although I have hair on my armpits, don't you ?