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www.fmylife.com is awesome

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[Apr 13,2009 5:46pm - SacreligionNLI  ""]
http://www.fmylife.com

The one about easter posted on 04/12/2009 at 9:53am is the best.
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[Apr 13,2009 5:47pm - SacreligionNLI  ""]
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/924153
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[Apr 13,2009 6:10pm - sli sli sli  ""]
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years having sex with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!!". April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
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[Apr 13,2009 6:14pm - Doomkid ""]
Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML
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[Apr 13,2009 6:39pm - Lamp ""]
I was reading this site for a while... got bored of it though. Just read it for a month or so. It's the same thing over and over. The novelty wears off quick.
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[Apr 13,2009 6:45pm - AndrewBastard  ""]
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[Apr 13,2009 7:06pm - Lamp ""]
Then again, at least this site had novelty to begin with. Posting the same picture in every thread never had any novelty.
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[Apr 13,2009 9:56pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
I think a lot of people make shit up on this site. I've been reading it for awhile as well.
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[Apr 13,2009 10:23pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""]
This is a awseome site!
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[Apr 13,2009 10:23pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""]
Who is this?
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[Apr 15,2009 12:50pm - the_reverend ""]
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/984565

been there, done that!
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[Apr 15,2009 1:05pm - xmikex ""]
Today, I was at the aquarium with my boyfriend. I ran to my favorite section: the petting section and started petting a sea slug. My boyfriend eventually came up next to me and I jokingly told him "this feels a lot like your cock". When I turned to him, it was a random 10 year old boy. FML
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[Apr 15,2009 11:03pm - ctb0rderpatrol  ""]
i wanna shake that dudes hand:

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
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[Apr 16,2009 12:50am - the_reverend ""]
funny, I was looking for that one
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[Apr 16,2009 9:18am - c.DeAd  ""]

ctb0rderpatrol said:i wanna shake that dudes hand:

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML



No shit, kid is a fucking genius.

I liked this one:

"Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML"

Fucking awesome post.
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[Apr 16,2009 12:25pm - Lamp ""]

xmikex said:Today, I was at the aquarium with my boyfriend. I ran to my favorite section: the petting section and started petting a sea slug. My boyfriend eventually came up next to me and I jokingly told him "this feels a lot like your cock". When I turned to him, it was a random 10 year old boy. FML


100% chance this is bullshit.
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[Apr 16,2009 5:47pm - Darnli  ""]
I always wondered what it would be like to be fat and/or ugly. This is a wonderful window
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[Apr 16,2009 5:59pm - the_reverend ""]

Lamp said:
xmikex said:Today, I was at the aquarium with my boyfriend. I ran to my favorite section: the petting section and started petting a sea slug. My boyfriend eventually came up next to me and I jokingly told him "this feels a lot like your cock". When I turned to him, it was a random 10 year old boy. FML


100% chance this is bullshit.


IDK about that... I've definitely done things like that. I read that one and said "been there, done that"
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[Apr 16,2009 9:45pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
i just wrote a funny one about dogs...hope they publish
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[Apr 16,2009 10:20pm - the_reverend ""]
if you see one about dogs or cats shitting places then I probably did it.
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[Apr 22,2009 11:25pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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