News Article: self crucifixtion[views:1930][posts:10]_______________________________________ [Mar 17,2004 11:00am - the_reverend ""] http://www.bangordailynews.com/editorialne...031604nocrimeseeninm_skileymack.cfm |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 17,2004 11:03am - litacore ""] "When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," said Boucher. It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing his other hand down. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 17,2004 11:04am - litacore ""] I . . . ummm . . . I . . . MWAH-HA-HA-HA! fucking ma-roon! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 17,2004 11:04am - succubus ""] bahahaha nuff said |
| _________________________________ [Mar 17,2004 11:29am - Abbath ""] silly man that's why you need ROMAN friends phhht |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 17,2004 11:31am - handinjury ""] Too many stupid people in this world! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 17,2004 11:32am - Falcifer ""] Just like a Young Ones episode... too stupid. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 17,2004 12:17pm - MyDeadDoll ""] isn't suicide a sin? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2004 3:32pm - anonymous ""] you would think that he would have thought that one thorugh a little better.... |
| __________________________________ [Mar 17,2004 4:06pm - litacore ""] Falcifer said:Just like a Young Ones episode... too stupid. hahaha-- EPISODE: DEMOLITION their house is about to be torn down for being a "health hazard" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Neil (walking out into the driveway holding a huge pot full of steaming lentils): "Hey lads I cooked up this pot of lentils and seaweed as a . . . sort of . . . last positive action . . . (looks up to see Rick crucified against the side of the house) . . . Hey Rick man what are you doing with my my crucifix man?" Rick (shushing him): Just TESTING! Neil: "Look, I think I should just lay this on you man, that's a really negative way to kill yourself. I've tried it hundred of times. There's no way you can hammer in the last nail." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- JESUS CHRIST ISN'T IT FUCKING SAD I KNOW THE YOUNG ONES EPISODES BY HEART? I'm worse than a Monty Python geek . . . :ralphie: |
| __________________________________ [Mar 18,2004 1:21am - succubus ""] funny that as i read that outloud at work, someone said "how did he nail his other hand?" right as i was reading the title lol they are gonna blame "passions of christ" for sure |