Beakey from Disengaged reviews RAMPANT DECAY's ANTISOCIAL DEATHMARCH[views:9882][posts:39]____________________________________ [Jun 4,2009 11:03pm - RichHorror ""] I would like to start this review off by admitting that I am completely stoned out of my mind, and I am on my third glass of wine. I tell you not about my third glass of wine to impress you---no---I tell you this so that you understand my words. You’re not going to find many decent people in this world that like this demo, I’ll just start off by saying that. But the lingering impression that those involved with the demo may just possibly not give a fucking shit about what decent people think is fairly constant, and often times directly in your face. It’s the kind of music that dickheads listen to, sometimes when they’re stoned, other times when they’re having girl problems, and then sometimes just because they need something to listen to while they are walking to work, which, let’s face it, isn’t quite their choice as it’s clearly more of a legal thing, seeing as they’re on their third DUI, seventeenth public drunkenness charge, and third 800mg Ibuprofen. They know the 800mg Ibuprofen won’t do anything, but they took it anyway, just because it was pill, and because it was there. The music itself is fucking awesome. I’m getting a Disrupt vibe at times, and other times I’m seeing more of a Code 13 type of thing going on, but, either way, it’s fucking awesome. And trust me, the last thing I would ever want to do with my life is publicly admit that Rich Horror did something good. The kid lives in fucking New Bedford, for Christ's sake. It's my duty as a non-New Bedford resident to keep him the fuck away from others. The next thing that comes to mind is a father sitting at home, relaxing in front of the television set. Now shut your eyes and imagine this. You’re at home, you’re an old dude, you’re a little buzzed, but no more than any other night---you’re a dad. All of the sudden, you hear a noise is the distance, but not too deep in the distance, maybe even closer than you think. It’s getting louder, and closer, and before you know it, you can hear it right in front of your house. It’s a dude showing up to take your daughter out, and he’s playing Rampant Decay on a fucking tape deck that he stole out of some other dude‘s Geo Prism. What do you do? Do you let your daughter date a man that listens to music like this? Most people would be inclined to say “no.” I just keep thinking of that goddamn dad. He’s just sitting there with nothing to think about but what his daughter would actually end up doing with a dude that would listen to this shit. I’m starting a new paragraph here because I literally sat there and quivered for about three minutes thinking about the last paragraph. All in all, I’d say Rich Horror and Co. did a pretty great job on this demo. Loud music, played fast, and done with questionable lyrics. It’s the stuff that dreams are of. It’s pure, it’s loud, it’s bleak, and it’s mind-fuckingly pissed. Everyone can go and fucking suck my ass. Congratulations, Rich Horror. This was your life. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 4,2009 11:07pm - the_reverend ""] I got nothing from that review but an addiction. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 4,2009 11:10pm - RichHorror ""] I'm on my 7th Narragansett so I understood it all. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 4,2009 11:18pm - the_reverend ""] that is like 7 trips to sea on a boat. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jun 4,2009 11:20pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] FUCKING AWESOME beakman is the shit |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 4,2009 11:21pm - RichHorror ""] True. He was the first person to order a CD. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 8:48am - RustyPS ""] that review is epic |
| ________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 9:00am - foghorn ""] Quite possibly the best review I've ever read. If I had a daughter, I'd fucking murder that guy! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 10:10am - dreadkill ""] great review by beakey "It’s the kind of music that dickheads listen to" |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 10:13am - largefreakatzero ""] Haha, so good. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 10:17am - boblovesmusic ""] *applauds* |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 10:24am - the_reverend ""] beakey needs to post here again. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 11:11am - dreadkill ""] beakey needs to be in a band again, unless he is and i haven't heard about it |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 11:12am - the_reverend ""] beakey gets fuckin freaky. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 11:30am - boblovesmusic ""] Rev needs a Brokencyde intervention... |
| ______________________________ [Jun 5,2009 12:45pm - Yeti ""] haha wow, that was excellent. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 1:13pm - RichHorror ""] I told Beakey I posted this on here and he laughed and said he forgot this board existed. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 1:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this board has never existed |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 1:16pm - the_reverend ""] *sniff* |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 1:21pm - RichHorror ""] The glory days are over. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 1:22pm - the_reverend ""] tell me about it. no more death metal priestess. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 1:22pm - RustyPS ""] [img] no more? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 1:25pm - RichHorror ""] I remember when girls posted on here. That's when you know I've stayed too long. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 1:25pm - the_reverend ""] MFR in a wig? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 1:26pm - RichHorror ""] MFR = MDD? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 2:00pm - the_reverend ""] mind blown like bitter end fest. last time I heard about her, her and morkul were trying to make kids. looking at her myspace, it worked. downfall of this site 1) headbutt 2) people going to college 3) joe not having enough money to lose anymore 4) People making babies 5) ascendancy breaking up. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 2:01pm - Dave_Maggot ""] haha bitter end fest |
| _____________________________ [Jun 5,2009 3:19pm - Yeti ""] the appreciation for current posters is overwhelming. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 5:09pm - RichHorror ""] haha |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 5,2009 10:34pm - the_reverend ""] rich wwould call us the last rats on the sinking ship. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 6,2009 12:31am - dreadkill ""] this board was more fun back in the old days, but there are a lot of good posters now too. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 6,2009 5:33am - Sacreligion ""] There are always crests and valleys. What can anyone do about it right? It's not like there's a way to get everyone to think on the same page or at least disagree in a civilized manner. Or is there? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 6,2009 1:13pm - RichHorror ""] Board's done, last one out get the lights. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 6,2009 1:19pm - reimroc ""] long live rttp? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 6,2009 1:21pm - RichHorror ""] RIP RTTP |
| __________________________________ [Jun 6,2009 2:03pm - dreadkill ""] we can rebuild it! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 6:23pm - RichHorror ""] We have the technology. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 6:50pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] the_reverend said: downfall of this site 1) headbutt I knew as soon as that happened that it would change something somehow. It was a loud headbutt. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 6:52pm - RichHorror ""] It was heard around the world. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 13,2009 12:40pm - RichHorror ""] RichHorror: Well, Ms Pac-Man wasn't the hit Atari hoped for. Beakey: You gotta do more than just add a hair-bow to impress the kids these days, or 1983, for that matter. RichHorror: Those were the days before video game companies realized if you want the kids to play a female character, they better be able to jack off to her. Beakey: Speak for yourself. I always found Ms. Pac-Man to be quite becoming. Actually...BRB |