let's help this underground popular metal band guy get laid people[views:5113][posts:60]____________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 12:43am - Dillinger ""] I was browsing for some hot metal and goth chicks to fool around and stumbled across a mystery dude with a returntothepit tag on a picture hosted on craigslist. not being a dick, but lets help this guy get laid folks, if any of you know him. thanks http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/cas/1246173786.html im 33 and to busy for a full fledged relationship but the right situation could change,i own a buissness,my own house i play in a underground popular metal band so i do travel looking more for friends with benefits with room for more maybe i can find the right girl for me please no scams or sites no more site jumpin and no check my cam or verify on this site they just need a credit card bullshit,just sex |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 2:20am - I_am_not_me ""] ..............waiting for the inevitable "DICK IS BRO" and Bovaisms............ :stupidflanders: |
| ______________________________ [Jul 7,2009 2:57am - Murph ""] People are fucking crazy. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 4:30am - douchebag_patrol ""] REPOST! http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60528 Dude has been looking since May. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 6:40am - Doomkid ""] Looks like his band has played at Ralphs, does anyone know their name? If anyone actually knows this gentleman they should tell him that Adult Friend Finder is a much less sketchy place to look than craigslist. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 6:44am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I heard AFF actually works, know some people that have made bang zones from that place. Where the fuck was this info when I was single? Oh well. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 7,2009 7:22am - Yeti ""] Dillinger said:I was browsing for some hot metal and goth chicks egad man, you'd be better off just rubbing one out. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 7:48am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60528 |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 9:31am - arilliusbm ""] Love the cellphone/mirror/shirtless picture. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 7,2009 9:46am - XmikeX ""] I found him a plausible date http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/w4m/1257190548.html |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 9:52am - ouchdrummer ""] wait.. so who is this dude? Which band? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 7,2009 10:37am - Yeti ""] looks like he is in CSDO |
| ________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 11:25am - xmikex ""] Why would anyone in CSDO need HELP getting laid??! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 11:28am - arilliusbm ""] only the reverend knows who it is. he's the one that took the picture. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 11:31am - goatcatalyst ""] No shit, they'd just get on the phone with their boy Joey Belladonna and be all "Yo B, why don't you be a sport and throw me some of your spare snatch?" And then 45 minutes later, Joey's bitchin' helicopter touches down on the helipad on the room of the CSDO jam room and it's a goddamn snatchfeast. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 11:34am - goatcatalyst ""] ¤room¤ = roof Howbout that edit feature in text mode, Aaron? Mmmm? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:00pm - Trey Spazagthoth ""] LOWELL BAND |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:03pm - RichHorror ""] haha, in the mirror picture he looks like he's in the middle of having a stroke. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:13pm - C.dEad ""] Aneurysm is bro. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:21pm - XmikeX ""] Couldn't find the picture. http://www.returntothepit.com/search.php?s...ralph%27s&pictures=on&submit=SEARCH |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:24pm - RichHorror ""] It isn't CSDO, I checked. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:26pm - RichHorror ""] Popular metal band guy that nobody knows. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:28pm - arilliusbm ""] who wants to make some bets on to see who can guess what band he's in first? |
| _______________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:34pm - XmikeX ""] Somebody is going to have to answer the ad, show up in drag, blow this guy, and then during casual conversation the next morning at brunch ask him what band he's in. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:35pm - RichHorror ""] XmikeX said:I found him a plausible date http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/w4m/1257190548.html Or-- http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/1251085111.html |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:40pm - xgodzillax ""] hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| _______________________________ [Jul 7,2009 3:55pm - zyklon ""] So what band is he in? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 4:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] XmikeX said:Somebody is going to have to answer the ad, show up in drag, blow this guy, and then during casual conversation the next morning at brunch ask him what band he's in. i think you just volunteered yourself |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 4:40pm - arilliusbm ""] this man could be the next bova/codso |
| ________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 4:41pm - brodown ""] if its a lowell band, I bet its Hell within....hahahaha |
| __________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 5:05pm - spaldino ""] found him i think... he is in In Harm's Way. http://www.returntothepit.com/concert.php?...(Worcester,%20MA)&band=in_harms_way |
| __________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 5:05pm - spaldino ""] DAMMIT... hold on |
| __________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 5:07pm - spaldino ""] http://www.returntothepit.com/amimetalornot.php?id=411258 |
| __________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 5:07pm - spaldino ""] got it... thats him. man i deserve some kind of prize. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 5:08pm - spaldino ""] HAHAHAHA... he is from a Lowell band http://www.myspace.com/inharmsway666 |
| __________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 5:13pm - spaldino ""] they sound like they listen to every Labyrinth album on repeat all day every day. its not exactly terrible, but way too similar to Labyrinth... like the way Blistered Earth sounded way too much like Metallica. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 7,2009 5:57pm - zyklon ""] Someone get him a cheap ho |
| _____________________________ [Jul 7,2009 6:10pm - Lamp ""] spaldino said:found him i think... he is in In Harm's Way. http://www.returntothepit.com/concert.php?date=Ralph's%20Chadwick%20Square%20Rock%20Club%20(Worcester,%20MA)&band=in_harms_way Hahaha, there's a band called In Harm's Way? What year did this band start? |
| _________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 6:14pm - archaeon ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2009 6:36pm - arilliusbm ""] this guy is a pretty decent guitar player. someone get him out of harm's way and get him a woman! |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 2:47am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] "Underground Popular Metal Guy" is decidedly not accurate for the dude no one recognizes. Who is the starter of this thread? Could it be someone in this band? Why would they assume that he's a "Underground Popular Metal Guy" without knowing which band he's in? Hmmmmmmmmm? Shameless self promotion perhaps? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 9:37am - arilliusbm ""] The ad says he's "in an underground popular metal band" Maybe that's why? Or perhaps it was shameless self-promotion. Fact of the matter is, dude needs some vag. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 8,2009 11:35am - xmikex ""] The posting expired. If this guy has any decency he'll post some Bukowski-esque tales about scamming pussy off Craigslist... or at least make some up. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 1:40am - douchebag_patrol ""] I found a girl for him. http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/1251085111.html |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 1:41am - RichHorror ""] RichHorror said: XmikeX said:I found him a plausible date http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/w4m/1257190548.html Or-- http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/1251085111.html REPOST |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 1:44am - douchebag_patrol ""] $50 says Rich Horror already dog plowed that girl. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 1:48am - RichHorror ""] No, but someone else on this board has. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 1:52am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jul 9,2009 8:54am - xmikex ""] stories or GTFO |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:44pm - BlackoutRick ""] THIS IS WICKED LOL |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:45pm - BlackoutRick ""] HAHAHAHAHAHA THE NEXT BOVA/CODSO!!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:45pm - RichHorror ""] Also someone that used to post here did. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 9,2009 10:49pm - sxealex ""] HE DOES LEAD VOCALS O.o |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:05am - arilliusbm ""] http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/cas/1261738583.html the ad is back up but the rttp picture is missing haha |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 1:18am - spaldino ""] i totally know that broad too, haha |
| ________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 8:53am - xmikex ""] RichHorror said:Also someone that used to post here did. Oh shit, that girl fucked Leigh Rush |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2009 9:26am - arilliusbm ""] damn I bet you that girls got STDs galore. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 12,2009 5:35am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 10:58am - arilliusbm ""] bump, because I feel this guys pain |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 11:40am - Conservationist ""] If you see him, rape him. He will then technically have been laid. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 18,2011 3:36pm - little whore ""] arilliusbm said:bump, because I feel this guys pain |