My wife keeps farting.[views:2299][posts:26]_______________________________ [Jul 23,2009 8:26pm - Hoser ""] And they smell sour as all hell. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 23,2009 8:28pm - arilliusbm ""] SMACK HER ONE SHES A SOCIALIST |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 23,2009 8:28pm - arilliusbm ""] she shouldn't be sharing her farts with anyone but herself |
| _______________________________ [Jul 23,2009 8:35pm - Hoser ""] arilliusbm said:she shouldn't be sharing her farts with anyone but herself Nah...I take minutes off of her life with my farts on a daily basis...she deserves to drop one here and there...or everyday for that matter. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 12:36am - Conservationist ""] Light 'em |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 1:03am - xgodzillax ""] speaking of lighting farts, ive seen my stepdad, mother, sister and uncle all light farts. i wish i was joking... |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 1:04am - FuckIsMySignature ""] that explains alot |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 1:07am - xgodzillax ""] ive woken myself up from deep sleeps by the smell of my own farts. a few times my girlfriend has been able to taste them, across the room. im wicked classy |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 1:10am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ever shit out an undigested salad from wendy's? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 3:40am - SacreligionNLI ""] This doesn't convince anyone that you've gotten laid. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 24,2009 9:25am - timma ""] My 67 year old co-worker rips the heaviest ass right next to my cube all the time...shamelessly as well. Smells like salty garbage and garlic. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 9:39am - Conservationist ""] FuckIsMySignature said:ever shit out an undigested salad from wendy's? Not from Wendy's, but I thought I was dying. I live in a city where there's so much good food you only go to Wendy's if you're drunk. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 9:44am - arilliusbm ""] Good good in Texas? That's unpossible. Actually, to me, nothing beats good ol' Tex Mex. I grew up on that shit. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 12:00pm - C.dEad ""] Conservationist said: FuckIsMySignature said:ever shit out an undigested salad from wendy's? Not from Wendy's, but I thought I was dying. Same exact thing happened to me. Wasn't from Wendy's, but from bad lettuce I put on a sandwich. The food digested fine, but I was streaming chunks of lettuce and shit grease out of my ass for 5 mins. straight. It was an awesome sight when I looked in the toilet. I also thought I was dying. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 12:14pm - SkinSandwich ""] My farts are wrapping aound a turd deep in my bowels then carrying that rippage out. It is busta stank! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 12:17pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Your wife is pregnant, Hoser. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 12:25pm - archaeon ""] Hoser's lying because we all know woman cant fart. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 1:23pm - Conservationist ""] C.dEad said:Same exact thing happened to me. Wasn't from Wendy's, but from bad lettuce I put on a sandwich. The food digested fine, but I was streaming chunks of lettuce and shit grease out of my ass for 5 mins. straight. It was an awesome sight when I looked in the toilet. I also thought I was dying. What gets me is how spasmic it is. You sit down and suddenly, you're unable to move as your muscles contract and you struggle for breath. When it's over, you feel like going to a VA hospital and registering as a vet. arilliusbm said:Actually, to me, nothing beats good ol' Tex Mex. I grew up on that shit. Hell yeah! And not just TK. But not only that, Houston is chuck full of excellent wop, Asian, German and Murrican cooking. And usually fucking cheap. My favorite is currently a place on Washington (near the infamous Walters on Washington) called El Rey that's Cuban/Mexican. Hit the fried plantains for a bonus round. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 1:43pm - C.dEad ""] mmm, fried plantains. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 1:50pm - the_reverend ""] __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2009 12:25pm - archaeon] Hoser's lying because we all know woman cant fart. ah... youth.. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 27,2009 9:06pm - Hoser ""] MillenialKingdom said:Your wife is pregnant, Hoser. Brother...I just found out today that you are right on the money. She was tested today, she's pregnant again. You could rival Nostradamus. I believe in you.... WTF. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 9:32pm - Conservationist ""] Congratulations, nilla! |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 8:38am - metal_church101 ""] FuckIsMySignature said:ever shit out an undigested salad from wendy's? The other tossed salad. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 28,2009 11:55am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Evident in my farts from the other day: Beer and popcorn. Smelled exactly the same coming out as it did in. Weird. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 30,2009 6:49pm - Hoser ""] Conservationist said:Congratulations, nilla! Thanks, Dee Aye Double Gee!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 31,2009 10:32am - demondave ""] Hoser said: My wife keeps farting on cakes? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 31,2009 3:21pm - Beefcake The Mighty ""] MOAR HATE BABIES |