A guy goes on a 2-week vacation in europe, this is his gf's emails[views:2587][posts:17]______________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 9:21am - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier http://jdsmanstories.blogspot.com/ |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 9:34am - SkinSandwich ""] Haha, that was awesome. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 10:04am - Dankill ""] 3. Date someone who doesn't have the attention span of a fruitfly. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 10:06am - MikeOv... ""] Brilliant. What an absolute psychotic. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 10:11am - My_Dying_Bride ""] that was good...proves the soullessness of SOME women |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 10:17am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Yeah that broad's crazy, but didn't it tip him off that his girlfriend wasn't like "I'll miss you for 2 weeks". He knew that shit was coming. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 10:19am - the_reverend ""] My_Dying_Bride said:that was good...proves the soullessness of women |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 10:20am - Pires ""] Awesome |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 10:24am - RustyPS ""] that was fantastic |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 10:30am - joeycobra ""] It's mind blowing how fucking stupid she is. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 10:36am - Dankill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Yeah that broad's crazy, but didn't it tip him off that his girlfriend wasn't like "I'll miss you for 2 weeks". He knew that shit was coming. I dunno about that. I have a feeling he was just so used to her day-to-day obliviousness that he actually started to underestimate how dense she would be, like "Yeah she DOES get distracted by keys and shiny objects, but there's no way in hell this hasn't sunk into her by now that I'm gonna be backpacking in Europe for two weeks." I've seen this happen a number of times and the dude alwaysa gets blown away by the girl's new found levels of "derrr" |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 10:42am - the_reverend ""] It's funny cause this weekend carina forgot that I was going to the gym sunday mornings again. I got a lot of txts and a couple vms/missed calls from her. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 11:41am - ouchdrummer ""] women are nuts /thread. |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 12:26pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] "2" should have read "2. Make sure you change your voicemail message to say you'll be away" What a numbnuts. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 12:26pm - The_Rooster ""] I wish I could have the last 7 minutes and 43 seconds of my life back. :( |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 2:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "now whos the stuipd one" BAHAHA. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 17,2009 3:23pm - Yeti ""] FuckIsMySignature said:"now whos the stuipd one" hahaha dumbass. this reminded me of graffiti some dipshit wrote in wet cement near the Price Chopper on Park Ave/Highland, it says "troulbe". |
| _________________________________ [Aug 17,2009 4:06pm - reimroc ""] old |