the great NEDF day one recap and bitching thread[views:15834][posts:72]Club Hell (Providence, RI) - [abnormality][pathogenic][polterchrist][putrid_pile][revocation][sexcrement][abdicate][bloodsoaked][embryonic_cryptopathia][insidious_decrepancy][malignancy][neuraxis][quo_vadis][Randomshots] ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 4:09pm - the_reverend ""] going great so far. pathogenic: (club hell) sounded more deathcorey. i thought they were a whos-who of metal. now they are a whos-that. the clean singing wasnt too bad. since it didnt sound forced. i would have grabbed a CDR, but i like labeled things. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 4:20pm - gslizzle ""] eagerly awaiting more recapination... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 4:21pm - the_reverend ""] embryonic cryptopathia: (jerkys) I find it rather odd that they are playing 10 feet from the reeeelapse table and they didnt immediately get signed. Probably the best band of the whole night. This performance trumped the obriens show by a lot even with the false start on the last song and the fall on the stage. the other hilarious thing was that pete degenerate was on the grill and burnt some beef while they were playing so it was like the exhaust port of a mcds up there. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 4:31pm - gslizzle ""] my biggest draw for wishing I wasn't working right now, definitely a band that needs to play more shows |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 5:07pm - I_am_not_me ""] I'm not there because my back is fucking KILLING me. I fail. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 5:22pm - the_reverend ""] Abnormality: (club hell) best reaction and largest crowd ive seen this band with since a certain dehumanized BBQ that shall remain nameless. They upped the sickness and through that sound system, jay's triggers and josh's bass were nothing short of punishing. There was an tornado of a pit that kept clearing out the floor. Someone said that a nose got smashed during their set. Probably asian? abdicate: (jerkys) holy cameras... More like wholely cameras. They had at least 5 video cameras on them which made the mosh pit almost unpossible. Sounded sick though. The singer is a giant and towers over the little guy guitar player. The pit-enabled players finally figured it out and moshed in the area between the cameras. The turn out thusfar is pretty excellent. I'm going to have to check pictures to night and see how it was compared to last year. I really forget. One weird thing is that dwyer isnt here. I know he posted in that thread, but i have no clue why. Anyone? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 5:23pm - the_reverend ""] i am not me: cant you just eat a dick and come down? that is what i did. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 5:47pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Car's brakes, of course it couldn't happen last week! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 5:56pm - the_reverend ""] cant you get one of the many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many women that you have been pictured with to bring you here? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 5:58pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] My girlfriend doesn't have a car, d'oh! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 29,2009 6:03pm - blue ""] John, I will get in contact with you after this weekend about everything. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 6:06pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] You da man, hope this wknd is great for everyone involved. :newhorns: I'm there in spirit. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 6:10pm - sxealex ""] I went home to change rain is teh ghey. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 6:17pm - the_reverend ""] polterchrist: (club hell) as i said "who?". They had the least awesome drum sound down here, but man, when that drummer got going, it ruled. They were brutal DM with a grovey sound to some of their tracks. Shawn from putrid pile went up and did a cover with them. They were excellent. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 6:36pm - I_am_not_me ""] Well, there's also the whole diarrhea thing going on. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 6:46pm - the_reverend ""] idk why but that made me lol. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 7:32pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] Well, I'm making the most of this extra time by adding a bunch of titles to the website and tightening up the inventory. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 7:35pm - the_reverend ""] bloodsoaked: (jerkys) imho, his sound should have been downstairs. It would have sounded better with the base down there. The mini-ipod was awesome. I think there are about as many people here now as last year. Though, did more people show up later on last year for skinless? I forget. I also dont know who is here cause they are in a band. sexcrment: (club hell) omg... That was hands down the most sexcrment set that ever sexcrmented in the history of sexcrmenting sexcrmental sexcrment. If you missed that... You will never get it back. You will never understand. The pictures will make you say WTF. Your head will accidentally explode, the whole thing. And you will sleep forever. holy shit. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 8:50pm - the_reverend ""] really hope that there are plenty of craiglist missed connections for the sexcrement set. Also, photographs of me near a tranny's toosh are greatly exagerated. malignancy: (jerkys) both awesome and hilarious. These guys are all machines. There was a whole bunch of violence for them in front of that stage. revocation: (club hell) when relapse signed these guys up, they brought sexy back to metal. No homo. I mean that because girls love them. Seriously, the audience for they was 1/2 female and screaming like the first time the bealtes came to america. Dont know how the beatles are? Ask your grandmother. They were bigger than jesus. Showboating galore! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 9:25pm - the_reverend ""] insidious decrepancy: (jerkys) he sounded gooed and in between the songs, he would talk in his southern accent... Made me think of the old living color blue singer "oh yeah. Wrote a song about it. Like the here it goes!" except for this guy broke in to programmed dm. The newer songs he played ruled. He said they were his best work and though ut was no viral lord, the new songs sounded more well thought out. Like demondave said to me, best facal expressions ever. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 9:39pm - goatcatalyst ""] Fecal expressions. Hope y'all are having fun. I am. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 9:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] That Sexcrement review makes me worried... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 9:55pm - the_reverend ""] as i said, if you werent here, you wont get it and your fecal willl accidentall exploded the whole thing |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 9:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Fuck, I hate when my fecal accidentally explodes the whole thing! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 10:10pm - the_reverend ""] wren has a picture of me that i would rather not be in existance. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 10:25pm - secthammer nli ""] Youch, we didn't play our best either. Rev, when the cd's done i'll have to give ya one, i promise it's at least astonishingly deathcore free as a whole. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 10:41pm - Skeptical troll ""] Yea ok rev |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 10:57pm - narkybark ""] I've seen the picture you speak of. It's a hoot and worthy of blackmail. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 11:03pm - the_reverend ""] it will be tagged to me on fb so.... |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 11:28pm - the_reverend ""] putrid pile: (club hell) the sound system down there really worked to his advantage. The sound there was a lot tighter for this style of music. He was to death metal what dankill is to barbering. neuraxis: (jerkys)man, that singer is a monster. He could win a headbang off against corpsegrinder. Their pit was crazy. I can with in inches of getting put on my ass over and over. This was also the first time the PA speakers almost took a tumble. How good were these guys? Seriously, my coffee is worn off and im jonesing for some caffine, but these guys and their energy got me pumped again. Reminded me of the MDK and skinless pits last year. During neuraxis's set, i called josh's phone cause he lost it with his weed and left a messgae to the phone and him that he's looking for it or the weed. Also, cephalic carnage dudes are already here. That is why i love deathfests. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 11:54pm - the_reverend ""] pumped to see quo vadis. ive been waiting to see them since i dl'd some of their tracks off napster. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 29,2009 11:59pm - the_reverend ""] i made blue kiss my musclely arms and then i got a freeshirt out of the deal. the only question reamins, will craig accidentally fuck a crust chick... the whole thing? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 12:16am - Skeptical troll ""] Jujįęčż! YES THEY ARE MY FAVORITE BAND |
| _____________________________ [Aug 30,2009 1:07am - GUY ""] im really disappointed after that sexcrement review..work is for non metal queers |
| __________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 1:54am - Dankill ""] I just dropped off the Inherit Disease dudes off at Evan's place and now.......BED Rev was right, Putrid Pile fucking KILLED it, the Revo dudes are gonna get laid A LOT on the road and from now on if anyone tries to name Sexcrement's style of music, lets just say I'm gonna call them "Tranny Slam" from now on. Rev's pictures of that set will be epic. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 2:08am - demondave ""] People are going to be talking about that Sexcrement set for a long long time. I loved that guy from insidious decrepancy. I'm looking forward to seeing him in Viral Load |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 3:12am - the_reverend ""] pictures working on them. I AMMMMMMMMMMMtttttt! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 3:28am - boblovesmusic ""] the_reverend said:wren has a picture of me that i would rather not be in existance. Actually I have several... hehe |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 3:52am - the_reverend ""] I lost all my quo vadis pictures some how... I had to re-copy them. i' mnot sure where I droppedd them. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 4:02am - boblovesmusic ""] [img] bahaha! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 7:40am - succubus ""] boblovesmusic said:[img] bahaha! LMAO wow aaron! You really like what you were looking at i see! LOL I want the high res of that pic so I can blow it up! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 8:16am - SkinSandwich ""] Haha, funniest picture in a long time. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 8:30am - vesgoreNLI ""] yeap...big WTF on the sexcrement pics...leaving shortly for PRI |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 10:36am - Dankill ""] Best line of Sexcrement's set: Random dude: "How long does it take for you to tie those boots?!" Tranny: "How long does it take to tie these boots? Ummmmm I dunno ASK YOUR FUCKING BROTHER, SWEETIE!" |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 10:38am - timma nli ""] Oh man, I have the worst bangover today...Sexcrement dominated my entire existence. Adam is one sexy broad for sure. Great time yesterday, can't wait for shit to get started again today! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 10:42am - the_reverend ""] ATTN ALARM CLOCK: YOU ARE FUCKING SO FIRED. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 10:49am - timma nli ""] Ouch, not a good way to start the day my friend. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 10:55am - demondave ""] Demondave: Another glorious day in the fest. A day in the Deathfest is like a day on the farm. Every band is a banquet, every slam a fortune, every pit a parade! I love the fest! All right sweethearts, what are you waitin’ for? Breakfast in bed? Reverend: Man, this alarm clock is broken! Demondave: What do you want me to do? Fetch your slippers for you? Reverend: Gee, would you sir? I’d like that. Demondave: <to Reverend> Look into my eye. <to everyone> Fall in people! Come on, let’s go! Reverend: I need more trannies in this job. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 10:55am - boblovesmusic ""] [img] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 10:57am - demondave ""] Bob - the poses you did in front of the large fan upstairs in jerky's were hilarious. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:00am - tyler nli ""] day one was definitely better than flatbrims |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:00am - boblovesmusic ""] [img] like this one? haha |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:06am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] Shaving that head next? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:14am - rotivore ""] I wonder how many of these bands sound the same? |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:14am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, so pissed I missed yesterday, but work and my cousin's wedding had to take priority. Heading down now; cannot fucking wait. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:18am - demondave ""] like this one? haha>> Yes. Wasn't that during Bloodsoaked? I should have watched the expression on his face. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:18am - boblovesmusic ""] I'm heading down soon as well! |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:25am - chokeonyourownblood ""] yesterday fuckin RULED..can not wait for today..leaving in an hour or two....that sexcrement set was by far the greatest thing alive..jon waters..eat your heart out!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:27am - boblovesmusic ""] btw, have I met you in person demondave? I apologize if we have and I've forgotten! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:35am - boblovesmusic ""] also Today I have a car so if anyone needs a ride back tonight let me know! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 11:35am - succubus ""] Hey Demondave-thank you for being nice to to aaron and offering him a place to lay his head. I felt bad about him driving back home only to have to go back so early today. and aaron-you didn't tell me when to wake you.. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 12:02pm - Foghorn ""] Hahahaha, Sexcrement. Apparently they hired that dude for a hundred bucks the night before. Classy! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 12:31pm - Bloodsoaked ""] Had a great time yesterday at the fest. Thanks to Blue for putting me on the fest 2 years in a row. Anyone that liked my set yesterday come out to Ralph's in Worchester this Thursday. Bloodsoaked, Burial and 2 more bands...I hope to se e you some of you. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 2:08pm - demondave ""] bob - you've probably seen me 100 times, but we never hung out peter - bloodsoaked was awesome, I made sure to get right in front of the stage. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 2:35pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] = 1000 words! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 3:04pm - SkinSandwich ""] Why is that "chick" jerking the invisible penis in the corner of the picture? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 3:19pm - the_reverend ""] shannon <3's trannies. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 3:49pm - shannon ""] For the record I do love trannies and I also love Sexcrement and yes I am a "chick",whatever that means....Also there was no jerking of penis at that moment,that happened later on...don't you remember? |
| _______________________________ [Aug 30,2009 4:28pm - aril ""] Rev won't shut up about the movie the happening |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 4:30pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] That movie was hilarious! Great Comedy. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2009 4:57pm - the_reverend ""] oh aril, i only started about that cause you paused from trolling long enough to tell me how much you love signs. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 1,2009 4:05pm - boblovesmusic ""] from my twitter again: Pathogenic: detuned thick riffs, dueling vocals, occasional sick breakdowns, some clean singing. Awlsome thou ironic start to the fest! Embryonic Cryptopathia: short bursts of gorey death grind w/ a touch of black metal aesthetics. Great set! Abnormality: one of bostons most skillful & sick bands! incredibly fast & technical stuff constructed in the most composed way. Abdicate: sick brutal death metal. Nothing less! Incredible band Polterchrist: woah these guys were awesome! Full bodied death metal w/ bursts of black metal riffing. Bloodsoaked: some of the best pure death metal to come from one man! Sexcrement: nothing enhances uber catchy groovy death metal like 2 drag queens dancing around on stage! 1 was the vocalist! Malignancy: incredibly solid death metal. Brutal riffs, gutteral vocals, blasting drums, nice! Revocation: they sucked Revocation cont: jk the day they suck is the day that metal dies! Insidious Decrepancy: another awlsome 1 man band! Brutal as fuck thou more technical & grindy. Blast beats galore! Putrid Pile: yet another sick 1 man death metal band! Brutal as fuck w/ the occasional solo wow. Uber gutteral vocals! Neuraxis: a beautiful combo of lightning fast technical playing & groovy melodic hooks. They commanded the stage! Quo Vadis: It was a total honor to have this band play! Jazzy melodic riffs mixed with blinding speed & headbanging grooves. Incredible band |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 4,2009 5:59pm - porphyria ""] sorry for the delay ya'll. my photos posted: http://photos.tomcouture.com/nedeathfest09 :spineyes: |