women: when you masturbate...[views:28276][posts:134]________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:44am - IvoryandSteel ""] do you fantasize about anyone/scenario - or do you just sorta zone out and enjoy? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:45am - sacreligion ""] There are females here? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:46am - IvoryandSteel ""] there should be. if I'm the only one then I guess I'll never know the answer to my question. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:46am - goatcatalyst ""] Out of my treefort, hussy! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:47am - IvoryandSteel ""] guess my quest for knowledge has been proven futile. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:47am - aril ""] what is this, the iVillage forums? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:48am - sacreligion ""] HOW IS BABBY FORMED?! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:48am - C.DeaD ""] I think about dudes with big dicks. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:49am - C.DeaD ""] Oh shit, this is for chicks. REV DELETE MY POST!!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:12pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] I gave it up, for real. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:13pm - RustyPS ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:14pm - sacreligion ""] No super duper shockers? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:14pm - IvoryandSteel ""] since i'm new to this message board i didn't realize that there are so few women on here. oh well. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:15pm - sacreligion ""] You get Pam, Mallika, and Carina. I think aside from them you're by yourself. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:16pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] and me |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:16pm - sacreligion ""] Add Samantha to that list too. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:17pm - IvoryandSteel ""] why is that? is it actual lack of metal chicks or lack of interest in the site? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:17pm - sacreligion ""] MassOfTwoSlits said:and me Do you count as two? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:17pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] kinda |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:17pm - sacreligion ""] IvoryandSteel said:why is that? is it actual lack of metal chicks or lack of interest in the site? Have you paid any attention to what us assholes say on here all the time? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:17pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] Or one and a half. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:18pm - goatcatalyst ""] Sometimes the singer of Energy posts as "McGunk" |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:18pm - sacreligion ""] I smell a sitcom! One and a half vaginas. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:19pm - IvoryandSteel ""] yes, but what does that matter? if anything I come here to laugh my ass off. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:20pm - sacreligion ""] I'm just sayin...RTTP is not very vagina-friendly. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:20pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] To answer your question though Ivory, I like to stick to memories or crushes. But, I quit, so it makes the actual thing that much better. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:21pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] IvoryandSteel said:yes, but what does that matter? if anything I come here to laugh my ass off. I completely agree. I get all my important 'news' from RTTP. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:22pm - IvoryandSteel ""] I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:22pm - goatcatalyst ""] I usually listen to Def Leppard "Love Bites" and imagine Dana DeArmond giving me a right proper queening. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:26pm - sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:30pm - IvoryandSteel ""] well excuse me for infringing on your circle jerk. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 22,2009 12:39pm - Yeti ""] MassOfTwoSlits said:To answer your question though Ivory, I like to stick to memories or crushes. But, I quit, so it makes the actual thing that much better. i don't trust people who don't masturbate or swear. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 1:09pm - joeycobra ""] YUCK! There's a girl in here! |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 1:10pm - IvoryandSteel ""] and I've got coodies, too. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 1:12pm - sacreligion ""] They're called STDs after you turn 14. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 1:12pm - IvoryandSteel ""] ha. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 22,2009 1:49pm - Pires ""] [img] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 1:52pm - brian_dc ""] sacreligion said:They're called STDs after you turn 14. LOL |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 1:58pm - the_reverend ""] IvoryandSteel said:I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same.Shannon and Blue, too. Girls post here for a while and then they get down with a dude and leave. classic scenario. What about mydeaddoll, granny monster, shatteredliz, othniel77, ma dukes |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 1:59pm - brian_dc ""] Blue gets down with dudes all the time. Still can't get rid of her. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 1:59pm - sacreligion ""] There's ALWAYS an exception to the rule, Brian. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 2:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] RTTP brings the hook-ups |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 2:02pm - IvoryandSteel ""] well I already have one. so you're gonna have to try real hard to get rid of me, sorry. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 2:22pm - Eli_hhcb ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 2:59pm - goatcatalyst ""] RTTP: your source for transgressive erotica |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 4:51pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Sep 22,2009 5:06pm - blue ""] To answer your question: I think only of Bova. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 5:41pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] Yeti said: MassOfTwoSlits said:To answer your question though Ivory, I like to stick to memories or crushes. But, I quit, so it makes the actual thing that much better. i don't trust people who don't masturbate or swear. You have no reason to trust me. I am a woman. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 5:47pm - RustyPS ""] I'm shocked afeministwoman hasn't posted in this thread yet |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 5:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] MassOfTwoSlits said: Yeti said: MassOfTwoSlits said:To answer your question though Ivory, I like to stick to memories or crushes. But, I quit, so it makes the actual thing that much better. i don't trust people who don't masturbate or swear. You have no reason to trust me. I am a woman. correct - never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days but doesnt die. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 7:29pm - succubus ""] to answer the question....i don't actually masturbate...i wind up having these dreams and orgasm in my sleep...usually quite strong that i wake up...and i'm NOT touching myself...it's pretty cool...been happening for quite some time now. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 22,2009 7:38pm - aril ""] lol @ Aaron fondiling you when you're sound asleep |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 7:45pm - succubus ""] hah! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 8:54pm - Dankill ""] the_reverend said: IvoryandSteel said:I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same. What about granny monster?I think Mark keeps her away from the computer unless she wants to taste the backomehand. Not my hand, his hand. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 8:55pm - archaeon ""] this thread is lacking in tits. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 8:59pm - swamplorddvm ""] rttp is lacking in ladies. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 9:19pm - reimroc nli ""] C.DeaD said:Oh shit, this is for chicks. REV DELETE MY POST!!!! lol dude, EL OH EL |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 9:20pm - reimroc nli ""] goatcatalyst said:Sometimes the singer of Energy posts as "McGunk" wat |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 10:10pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] lacking in ladies because of TITS OF GTFO! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 10:24pm - sxealex ""] TheRidersofDoom said:lacking in ladies because of TITS OF GTFO! tits or gtfo |
| ______________________________ [Sep 22,2009 10:47pm - pam ""] IvoryandSteel said:I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same. You must be new to women. And I zone out. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 22,2009 10:49pm - pam ""] the_reverend said: IvoryandSteel said:I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same.Shannon and Blue, too. Girls post here for a while and then they get down with a dude and leave. classic scenario. What about mydeaddoll, granny monster, shatteredliz, othniel77, ma dukes You're never getting rid of me. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 10:59pm - the_reverend ""] and with facebook, it seems that you are closer than ever. I forgot about jessica and dirtycrayon. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:09pm - Archaeon ""] moar blackmetalady |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:09pm - swamplorddvm ""] Lisa M.I.A. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:31pm - Ma_Dukes ""] well on behalf of vaginas (well mine anyways) i just make my husband do it for me..... on the rare occasion he isnt around i rely on imagination.... |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:44pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:46pm - Ma_Dukes ""] if only more men would show women their place..... the world would be such a better place |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 1:13am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] >:] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 1:25am - swamplorddvm ""] Yup. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 2:11am - WickedCoolGuy ""] she wants me. but who doesnt? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 2:49am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Archaeon said:moar blackmetalady GODDAMMIT. I was late to the party. SCOOPED AGAIN. What about Co-wy? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 2:56am - sacreligion ""] Filled with sexual tension thread is filled with sexual tension. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 8:14am - LOL! ""] All women on this site must post nudes |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 9:26am - Murph ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:[img] >:] She looks like she's made some excellent life choices. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 23,2009 9:34am - pam ""] the_reverend said:and with facebook, it seems that you are closer than ever. I'm pretty sure YOU IM'd me 100 years ago on MSN(?) so you have no one to blame but yourself. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 23,2009 9:36am - pam ""] succubus said:to answer the question....i don't actually masturbate...i wind up having these dreams and orgasm in my sleep...usually quite strong that i wake up...and i'm NOT touching myself...it's pretty cool...been happening for quite some time now. wtf, why doesn't that happen to me? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 9:44am - the_reverend ""] pam said: the_reverend said:and with facebook, it seems that you are closer than ever. I'm pretty sure YOU IM'd me 100 years ago on MSN(?) so you have no one to blame but yourself.I thought it was ICQ. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 9:44am - the_reverend ""] pam said: succubus said:to answer the question....i don't actually masturbate...i wind up having these dreams and orgasm in my sleep...usually quite strong that i wake up...and i'm NOT touching myself...it's pretty cool...been happening for quite some time now. wtf, why doesn't that happen to me? It happens to me... and by that, I mean that she wants to go to sleep to get off where as I want to get off to go to sleep. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 10:01am - pam ""] the_reverend said:I thought it was ICQ. I don't think so, I've downloaded ICQ like once and never used it. Pretty sure it was MSN. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:11am - xmikex ""] Girls don't masturbate. They only get off when they turn a 3 point turn into a 9 point turn. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:13am - brian_dc ""] that explains so much |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:22am - pam ""] I've only 3-point turned once. I did it right, but I did it on someone's front lawn. My bad. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:23am - IvoryandSteel ""] hahahah john, i totally forgot about that picture!!! what is that, 3 years old? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:25am - IvoryandSteel ""] succubus - that dream orgasm thing has happened to me before, but its pretty rare. you must be one of the lucky few! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:29am - IvoryandSteel ""] pam said: IvoryandSteel said:I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same. You must be new to women. And I zone out. my boyfriend thinks its totally strange that I don't think about anyone or anything during. he can't wrap his mind around the concept. I wanted to prove to him that I'm not the only one, so...thank you. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:31am - sacreligion ""] It's probably not zoning out as much as it is a flurry of images and feelings as your brain randomly jumps from subject to subject until climax. Either that or watch pr0n. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:42am - xmikex ""] pam said:I've only 3-point turned once. I did it right, but I did it on someone's front lawn. My bad. Well then you didn't do it right then, did you? IvoryandSteel said:my boyfriend thinks its totally strange that I don't think about anyone or anything during. Does your brain just default to the iTunes visualizer or something? [img] Only with dicks. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:43am - sacreligion ""] It's a dicks matrix. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:46am - pam ""] IvoryandSteel said: my boyfriend thinks its totally strange that I don't think about anyone or anything during. he can't wrap his mind around the concept. I wanted to prove to him that I'm not the only one, so...thank you. I think dudes have trouble understanding that we can, in fact, get off without the use of their magical cock. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:47am - sacreligion ""] My dick is a Level 36 Wizard. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:47am - pam ""] xmikex said: Well then you didn't do it right then, did you? Well maybe they shouldn't have put their lawn in my fucking way. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] pam said: xmikex said: Well then you didn't do it right then, did you? Well maybe they shouldn't have put their lawn in my fucking way. astounding *clap clap clap* |
| ________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:55am - aril ""] This thread is making me want to fap. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:04pm - anonymous ""] aril said:This thread is making me want to barf. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:11pm - the_reverend ""] pam said: IvoryandSteel said: my boyfriend thinks its totally strange that I don't think about anyone or anything during. he can't wrap his mind around the concept. I wanted to prove to him that I'm not the only one, so...thank you. I think dudes have trouble understanding that we can, in fact, get off without the use of their magical cock.It troubles me to understand that a girl could get off using a cock. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:12pm - the_reverend ""] pam said: xmikex said: Well then you didn't do it right then, did you? Well maybe they shouldn't have put their lawn in my fucking way.donuts belong on lawns. girls will always be lesser until they learn a few facts. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:12pm - sacreligion ""] Depends on the girl. Some are impossible, some can get off in seconds. It's maddening. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:13pm - pam ""] It's a magical process not meant to be understood. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:13pm - the_reverend ""] sacreligion said:Depends on the girl. Some are impossible, some can get off in seconds. It's maddening.and some dudes like batteries and highheeled shoes in their peeholes... wtf... |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:14pm - sacreligion ""] Maddening. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:16pm - pam ""] All women can get off in seconds, you just don't do it right. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:16pm - sacreligion ""] WHATEVA! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] nipple orgasms for the win |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:28pm - sacreligion ""] I just got the worst image in my head of you playing with your nipples like the cajun dude in The Waterboy. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hahahahah |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:52pm - xmikex ""] pam said:I think dudes have trouble bypassing the laws of biophysics and believing a bunch of b.s. when they hear it. Ohhh I'm not a doctor. But fixed. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 5:53pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Sometime I sit on my hand until it falls asleep, so when I post on RTTP it feels like a stranger is doing it. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 5:57pm - aril ""] I'd sit on your hand but something tells me I'd slowly feel your fingers creeping up my asshole, you fucking perv. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 5:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] stranger troll |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 6:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] aril said:I'd sit on your hand but something tells me I'd slowly feel your fingers creeping up my asshole, you fucking perv. The fuck? Jim, you get no foreplay. FULL ON MAN PUMPING, YYYEEEEaAaAAAAAhhHHHHH |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 6:06pm - aril ""] well, I was goatse afterall. NICE! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 10:39pm - Dankill ""] FAP? Nah.....not now. Not here. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2009 12:13am - pam ""] xmikex said: pam said:I think dudes have trouble bypassing the laws of biophysics and believing a bunch of b.s. when they hear it. Ohhh I'm not a doctor. But fixed. I don't have a response for that so I'm just going to post this. [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 4:01am - goatcatalyst ""] pam said:All women can get off in seconds, you just don't do it right. Choke 'em and tell em they look pretty. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 9:15am - xmikex ""] goatcatalyst said: pam said:All women can get off in seconds, you just don't do it right. Choke 'em and tell em they look pretty. Show them a bank receipt with a 7 digit balance, then pull down your pants to reveal your diamond studded cock. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:37am - sacreligion ""] xmikex said:diamond studded cock. That sounds terrible on both ends. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:46am - brian_dc ""] So, this thread is full of disgusting people I'd never want to have sex with. But yeah, getting a girl off is easy. Look at a diagram of a vagina. If you can't figure it out from there, best of luck in all of your endeavors and shoot for girls with low self-esteem. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:57am - sacreligion ""] brian_dc said:So, this thread is full of disgusting people I'd never want to have sex with. Keep tellin yourself that, buddy... :LOVE: |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:57am - pam ""] You guys do know I was just being a bitch in the hopes of destroying some male egos, right? It is a lot easier for some girls. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:58am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] What's a vagina? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:58am - brian_dc ""] FuckIsMySignature said:lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do awesome activity in one of my college courses back in the day: 1. Get a room full of male students. 2. Make them draw a vagina 3. Laugh. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:59am - sacreligion ""] It's this demonesque thing that women use to trap men and later make them feel inadequate. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 12:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Anyone know the difference between a vagina and a cunt? |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 12:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] :( |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2009 12:03pm - pam ""] brian_dc said: FuckIsMySignature said:lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do awesome activity in one of my college courses back in the day: 1. Get a room full of male students. 2. Make them draw a vagina 3. Laugh. Considering the vagina is on the inside, and not the vulva like everyone (women included) thinks...I bet it was funny. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 12:06pm - brian_dc ""] pam said: brian_dc said: FuckIsMySignature said:lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do awesome activity in one of my college courses back in the day: 1. Get a room full of male students. 2. Make them draw a vagina 3. Laugh. Considering the vagina is on the inside, and not the vulva like everyone (women included) thinks...I bet it was funny. Mostly, it was just a folder full of poorly drawn, mythical fruit. Couldn't really tell you if they missed that particular mark. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2009 1:15pm - Yeti ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:What's a vagina? "Did that boy say what's a vagina?" "No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct." "Hmm, it sounded like battle." "I've had a cold, so--" "Oh so you hear r's as b's?" |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 12:32am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 12:58am - swamplorddvm ""] and her name and number?.... |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 2:55am - goatcatalyst ""] No thank you |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 3:51am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Wait, did Dwyer just post a girl that couldn't reasonably be mistaken for a dude in dim lighting? Whatever is the world coming to? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 3:57am - sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 9:50am - BlackoutRick ""] FuckIsMySignature said:lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do Win. |