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Craigslist Taco????

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[Nov 30,2009 10:59pm - Troll ""]
I recently broke up w/ my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for over a week and I need to flush my radiator, bad!
Can I put out a "pink taco" wanted ad on Craigslist or will I get kicked off?
Serious.
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[Nov 30,2009 11:04pm - RichHorror ""]
Yes, they have a section just for people who want to get laid and never speak to the person again.
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[Nov 30,2009 11:08pm - Troll ""]
*sigh*
thats a relief.
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[Nov 30,2009 11:12pm - Troll ""]
How's this?

"Wanted: SWM seeks supple young vixen for frivolous intercourse.Size and race no issue. Must have real female vagina. Sorry gents, no post-ops :("
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[Dec 1,2009 2:19am - sxealex ""]
1 week? wtf that does not constitute a sorely needed flush
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[Dec 1,2009 2:29am - DestroyYouAlot ""]

Troll said:How's this?

"Wanted: SWM seeks supple young vixen for frivolous intercourse.Size and race no issue. Must have real female vagina. Sorry gents, no post-ops :("



Nds moar dick pix
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[Dec 1,2009 2:48am - the_reverend ""]
no post-ops? what are you gay now?
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[Dec 1,2009 5:28am - douchebag_patrol ""]
http://worcester.craigslist.org/stp/1481841495.html
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[Dec 1,2009 7:23am - Troll ""]
^ funny, yet disturbing.
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[Dec 1,2009 7:33am - aril  ""]
Yea man, one week ain't nothin'
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[Dec 1,2009 8:43am - the_reverend ""]
Methuen... has DreamingInExile been found?
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[Dec 1,2009 9:27am - the_reverend ""]
and asked my work-girlfriend and he knows that dog.
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[Dec 1,2009 9:34am - pam ""]

sxealex said:1 week? wtf that does not constitute a sorely needed flush


Yeah I was a little confused there, too. Especially a flush that will probably earn you some sweet STDs.
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[Dec 1,2009 2:02pm - Troll ""]
I'm a sex addict, a week is too long.
Not to mention I can't spank it cause I'm in an upper body cast w/ two broken arms!
My balls look like two obese smurfs!
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[Dec 1,2009 2:17pm - the_reverend ""]
get a dog and get some peanut butter?
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[Dec 1,2009 2:17pm - the_reverend ""]
and you got dumped and got an upper body cast?
are you tiger woods?
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[Dec 1,2009 2:37pm - largefreakatzero ""]

Troll said:I'm a sex addict, a week is too long.
Not to mention I can't spank it cause I'm in an upper body cast w/ two broken arms!
My balls look like two obese smurfs!



If serious about injuries, story please.
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[Dec 1,2009 3:18pm - Yeti ""]
yes, do tell, especially since you are able to type so well.
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[Dec 2,2009 9:16am - Troll ""]
I type w/ my toes so it would take too long to tell the whole story.
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[Dec 2,2009 9:18am - largefreakatzero ""]
Pics or it didn't happen.
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[Dec 2,2009 9:25am - ouchdrummer ""]

largefreakatzero said:It didn't happen.


Fixd
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[Dec 2,2009 9:29am - largefreakatzero ""]
Yup
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[Dec 2,2009 9:40am - ouchdrummer ""]
i know who this hornball is.
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[Mar 22,2010 1:12am - douchebag_patrol ""]
http://worcester.craigslist.org/cas/1646091746.html


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