Artie Lange stabbed 9 times....[views:3903][posts:39]_________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 10:22am - oscarct ""] ...by artie lange http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2010...ed-self-9-times/UPI-29051262875297/ |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 10:24am - arilliusbm ""] Joe buck did it |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 10:24am - FuckIsMySignature ""] title is missing most important part He stabbed HIMSELF 9 times wtf? |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 10:25am - DestroyYouAlot ""] FI-YAAH |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 10:26am - oscarct ""] FuckIsMySignature said:title is missing most important part He stabbed HIMSELF 9 times wtf? thats why is says by artie lange above the link.. haha maybe I should just change the title.. they are talking about it on stern now |
| ______________________________ [Jan 7,2010 10:28am - Yeti ""] how do you stab yourself 9 times in a suicide attempt and not succeed? |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 10:29am - goatcatalyst ""] Shitty |
| __________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 10:30am - brian_dc ""] well, 6 of them were hesitation wounds and the other 3 were deep wounds. Depends where he stabbed, too. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 10:43am - largefreakatzero ""] I can think of better ways to off oneself. Sad to think the dude would get so miserable that he'd just start hacking away. My next door neighbor offed himself with a .357 to the chest last month. The aftermath was pretty miserable. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 10:50am - mattkings ""] That sucks, Artie Lange is awesome. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 11:04am - C.dEad ""] Love that guy. I saw him live once and he totally killed it. "Beer League" and "Dirty Work" are some of the best comedies I have seen. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 7,2010 11:08am - pam ""] Poor Artie Lange, he's such an irreparable mess. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 11:09am - SkinSandwich ""] His fat prevented him from dying. Insulation if you will. YAY for fat people. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 11:16am - oscarct ""] Saw him a few years back with Greg Giraldo..great show. He is talented comic, hopefully he can get his shit together. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 7,2010 11:17am - pam ""] So who had him in the death pool? |
| _____________________________ [Jan 7,2010 11:17am - pam ""] oscarct said:Saw him a few years back with Greg Giraldo..great show. He is talented comic, hopefully he can get his shit together. I wish. Sadly being fat and funny and hooked on drugs is a comedian death sentence. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 11:35am - dreadkill ""] i hope artie pulls through and manages to get his shit together. he's awesome and dirty work is the most underrated comedy ever. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 11:42am - Kadoog-a-go-go ""] arilliusbm said:Joe buck did it I bet it WAS Joe Buck, and Artie was less embarrassed by suicide. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 11:59am - the_reverend ""] ahahahaha what a fag. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 12:31pm - oscarct ""] dreadkill said:i hope artie pulls through and manages to get his shit together. he's awesome and dirty work is the most underrated comedy ever. dirty work is amazing |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 1:30pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] dirty work is great, beer league, not so much. He's awesome on the Stern show, i think his stand up is pretty lame for the most part |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 3:35pm - RustyPS NLI ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:dirty work is great, beer league, really great. He's awesome on the Stern show, i think his stand up is pretty great for the most part fix'd |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 3:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] oscarct said: FuckIsMySignature said:title is missing most important part He stabbed HIMSELF 9 times wtf? thats why is says by artie lange above the link.. haha maybe I should just change the title.. they are talking about it on stern now elipse or you're a pussy... |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 3:45pm - largefreakatzero ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:dirty work is great, beer league, not so much. He's awesome on the Stern show, i think his stand up is pretty lame for the most part I'm going to have to agree with all of this. I couldn't make it thru 5 minutes of Beer League, and there's waaay better stand-up comics out there. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 3:45pm - narkybark ""] this should've happened to Robin Quivers instead |
| ________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 3:53pm - oscarct ""] FuckIsMySignature said: oscarct said: FuckIsMySignature said:title is missing most important part He stabbed HIMSELF 9 times wtf? thats why is says by artie lange above the link.. haha maybe I should just change the title.. they are talking about it on stern now elipse or you're a pussy... huh? |
| __________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 3:54pm - dreadkill ""] i liked beer league, but not nearly as much as i love dirty work. he's good on stern and his stand up is funny, although i wouldn't say he's one of the best stand ups of all time or anything. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 3:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i thought the was the name for the three dots (...) signifying there is more information to follow. this is not the case for i am dumb. grammar fail. blah fuck this day |
| ________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 3:59pm - martins ""] Ellipses is the name for the three dots haha |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 4:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] GAH SO CLOSE |
| ________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 4:18pm - oscarct ""] ha I typed it in a search engine and I got this... Elipse Limited is a Canadian company specializing in computer programming and consulting... or you're a pussy In mathematics, an ellipse is the bounded case of a conic section, the geometric shape that results from cutting a circular conical or cylindrical surface with an oblique plane ..or you're a pussy |
| ________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 4:19pm - oscarct ""] they have been added to the title |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 4:20pm - largefreakatzero ""] Excellent use/abuse of "or you're a pussy". I prefer all caps and stay away from the contraction OR YOU ARE A PUSSY. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 4:21pm - MetalThursday ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:dirty work is great, beer league, not so much. He's awesome on the Stern show, i think his stand up is pretty lame for the most part |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 7,2010 4:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] if only artie lange was as entertaining as this thread. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 8,2010 12:51pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] martins said:Ellipses is the name for the three dots that's the name of my new Emo band |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2010 12:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Correct spelling is "ellipsis." Somebody's got to do Dwyer's job these days. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 8,2010 12:56pm - Sacreligion ""] Dwyer has a job?! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2010 12:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yes, the volunteer forum grammar ranger. It's like a forest ranger only more annoying. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 8,2010 1:03pm - arilliusbm ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Correct spelling is "ellipsis." Somebody's got to do Dwyer's job these days. thank you, sir |