attn: Snooki[views:69108][posts:165]_______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 12:43am - goatcatalyst ""] I will fuck your puckered Guinea maw. Don't even listen to The Situation. He's overcompensating. I'll love you right, girl. I can dance to house music. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:32am - martins ""] Tonight's episodes were EPIC |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 2:12am - arilliusbm ""] bag of cape cod jalepeno and cheddar potato chips > jaguar64 > your grandmothers old socks > blades of steel > Paul McCartney > rttp radio show > jersey shore |
| _________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 2:20am - martins ""] cannot compute |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 2:55am - blessed offal ""] are you kidding me that bitch is disgusting |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 3:22am - xgodzillax ""] blessed%20offal said:are you kidding me that bitch is disgusting thats all for slar |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:02am - thuringwethil ""] is it true they're running the same 3 episodes over and over? I've only watched in some small doses |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:04am - arilliusbm ""] why the fuck are you guys watching this fucking shit in the first place! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:18am - ouchdrummer ""] arilliusbm said:Paul McCartney > rttp radio show This part of the equation boggles my mind. You can't possibly believe that. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:19am - ouchdrummer ""] and if not for the rest of your equation i wouldn't even KNOW what show they're talking about. So obviously you're down with the JS. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:25am - arilliusbm ""] Keywords = guinea + episode. Rubbing two brain cells together I concluded that they were talking about that dumbass MTV show, which they've both admitted liking in the past. I'm not down with JS and barely watch tv outside of the history channel. Reality tv is the worst invention ever |
| _________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:31am - reimroc ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:37am - arilliusbm ""] obviously you've never heard me rant about how I believe MTV is a major player in the degredation of society for the younger generation. by watching this nonsense (and being entertained by it for that matter) you people are contibuting to its ratings, supporting MTV, and wasting time. Read a fucking book instead. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:39am - reimroc ""] or look at the above picture for the answer to all of life's questions. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:41am - ouchdrummer ""] Oh... |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:41am - arilliusbm ""] Or just spend your night fapping |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:43am - arilliusbm ""] Jersey shore > Paul McCartney? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:44am - ouchdrummer ""] NO |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:45am - ouchdrummer ""] Actually it might be. I'm not sure.... i didn't even know it was MTV that did JS. I'm living in the dark ages with a digital pair of rabbit ears. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:46am - arilliusbm ""] So Paul mcartney > jersey shore? lolol |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:47am - ouchdrummer ""] i guess so, i DUNNO I NEVER WATCHED IT! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:49am - arilliusbm ""] reading books and watching PBS is not the dark ages. if anything, your room is a renaissance of creativity |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:50am - ouchdrummer ""] add in smoking pot, and playing drums..... and you've got my entire life besides work/sleep. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:51am - arilliusbm ""] reality tv show on the life of jimboar > jersey shore |
| _________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:53am - reimroc ""] i would pay to see a show where jimbo just goes around and gets into all sorts of hijinks. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 9:02am - arilliusbm ""] oh and ryans right. I saw a pic of the cast for this show and that chick needs one right in her face. |
| __________________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 10:51am - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] This useless cuntwhore needs a flesh enema. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:01am - goatcatalyst ""] I went tanning, hit the gym, visited the barber and bought a $30 order of tortellini alfredo ala Marchese in preparation for last night's gift of back-to-back episodes. Aril, you stand in the way of Italian progress. Capitulate or be vanquished. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:01am - martins ""] I fully agree that MTV is the downfall of a generation. Jersey Shore just happens to be a ray of lullitude. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:05am - arilliusbm ""] when I think of Italy, I think of empires, food, and Renaissance. Not greasy American wops. The woman in Italy are very hot too.. Way hotter than the garbage in jersey. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:08am - Doomkid ""] arilliusbm said: reading books and watching PBS is not the dark ages. if anything, your room is a renaissance of creativity My night last night: Read 50 pages of "The Fountainhead", watch the PBS Newshour, watching Jersey Shore. FUCK YOU.:shocker: |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:09am - arilliusbm ""] Hhahaha. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:16am - goatcatalyst ""] You sound like a well-rounded gentleman, Doomkid. Let us smoke drugs and expound on the merits of the balanced life some time. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:16am - RustyPS ""] eh, if she wasn't so disgustingly tanned and all greasy and shit, she wouldn't be that band granted I am a breast man...and she got some big ass titties |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:17am - RustyPS ""] goatcatalyst said:You sound like a well-rounded gentleman, Doomkid. Let us smoke drugs and expound on the merits of the balanced life some time.Rowan is a renaissance man |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:18am - arilliusbm ""] goatcatalyst said:You sound like a well-rounded gentleman, Doomkid. Let us smoke eachother's cocks and watch jersey shore together. fixd |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:19am - ouchdrummer ""] Doomkid said: arilliusbm said: reading books and watching PBS is not the dark ages. if anything, your room is a renaissance of creativity My night last night: Read 50 pages of "The Fountainhead", watch the PBS Newshour, watching Jersey Shore. FUCK YOU.:shocker: I love the PBS newshour, but not as much as i love "World Focus" with Daljit Daliwah. She's one smokin arab. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:19am - goatcatalyst ""] Bitch knows how to dance, Rusty. Don't take that for granted. She sure can beat up the beat. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:21am - ouchdrummer ""] shit, i can dance to house music. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:21am - RustyPS ""] goatcatalyst said:Bitch knows how to dance, Rusty. Don't take that for granted. She sure can beat up the beat.of course, that's always a plus |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:22am - RustyPS ""] ouchdrummer said:shit, i can dance to house music.its true, dude knows how to wave those glow sticks like its nobody's business |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:35am - goatcatalyst ""] Aril, I will bring the Wophammer down upon thee and you will know the wrath of the Boot Nigger! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:36am - Doomkid ""] I think that RTTP should invade one of DJ Pauly D's club nights to beat the beat back and fist pump the night away. BEST RTTP PICS EVER. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:37am - goatcatalyst ""] Dress to impress, fellas |
| ________________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:45am - slarthur conan doyle ""] xgodzillax said: blessed%20offal said:are you kidding me that bitch is disgusting thats all for slar i'd hate fuck the shit out of her, thats all she DOES have some major tits |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:46am - goatcatalyst ""] Slarchduke Ferdinand knows the score. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 11:49am - arilliusbm ""] I'm 25% Italian. Need moar wophammer! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 12:00pm - goatcatalyst ""] I've got a sigil that can help you with that. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 12:04pm - arilliusbm ""] Let me use it in a ritual plz. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 12:06pm - slarthur conan doyle ""] what is it, a tasteless diamond encrusted crucifix on a gold chain? or maybe an icon of a clove of garlic? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 12:08pm - arilliusbm ""] lol @ tasteless |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 12:11pm - goatcatalyst ""] Ahahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:12pm - blessed offal ""] xgodzillax said: blessed%20offal said:are you kidding me that bitch is disgusting thats all for slar this isnt slar, slar is slar |
| ______________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:14pm - Yeti ""] i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:15pm - ouchdrummer ""] yup |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:16pm - blessed offal ""] and id rather fuck a doll than that fake pile of plastic, at least a doll cant give you AIDS |
| _________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:21pm - RustyPS ""] Yeti said:i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy.I don't watch that shit...I only know about it by watching The Soup |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:27pm - arilliusbm ""] Yeti said:i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy. us yetis think alike |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:46pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] TMZ is reporting that on the next episode, the male cast members all ejaculate on a plate of scungilli marinara, heat it up in the microwave and then force feed it to Snooki as they high-five each other. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 3:06pm - goatcatalyst ""] i've got the dvr set already |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 3:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] I support this thread. We all need our guilty pleasures. I |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 5:12pm - blessed offal ""] i hate this everything about this bitch to much to hate fuck her |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 6:51pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:37pm - xanonymousx ""] http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reena...t-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html |
| ______________________________ [Jan 17,2010 6:31pm - BSV ""] this is 2012, right here! I feel like I'm watching Romans in their final days whenever the show is on. Without a doubt some of the funniest, trashiest, sexist, racist shit going right now, HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THIS??? |
| _______________________________ [Jan 17,2010 6:43pm - tylor ""] my sister is gonna paint me a portrait of snooki for my bday |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 17,2010 6:48pm - RichHorror ""] I would put my entire hand in her anus and leave my Swatch watch up there in accordace to prophecy. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:27am - martins ""] arilliusbm said: Yeti said:i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy. us yetis think alike Getting angry about it is just as bad and even more futile. inb4 wasn't angry How many things do you love because of how bad they are? Is this any different for me and my buddies that I watch it with? No. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 10:37am - largefreakatzero ""] RichHorror said:I would put my entire hand in her anus and leave my Swatch watch up there in accordace to prophecy. 1985 called - they want their (S)watch back. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 10:54am - RustyPS ""] looks like 1985 will have to look up Snooki's ass to get it back...Rich Horror is a man of action |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 10:57am - largefreakatzero ""] Yup, 1985 will have to dig around quite a bit in that dishrag's cavernous dirt trail. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 12:24pm - Doomkid ""] Creepy that Snooki wasn't even born in 1985? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:04pm - Yeti ""] martins said: arilliusbm said: Yeti said:i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy. us yetis think alike Getting angry about it is just as bad and even more futile. inb4 wasn't angry How many things do you love because of how bad they are? Is this any different for me and my buddies that I watch it with? No. i get what you mean, but there is a massive difference between liking something that is good/bad, and liking something that is bad/bad. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:05pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] She's had about 1,985 Guido dicks up her dirthole though. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:06pm - Yeti ""] i don't see how being angry about it is more futile. being angry about the existence of something as vile as this shows that i still believe in something more. it's easier to just watch it and say how much it's hated though instead of fighting against the further dumbing down of America. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:14pm - arilliusbm ""] Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather learn something if I'm watching the boob tube. If I want entertainment I'll flick on sports. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:14pm - martins ""] Well, I hold a disdain for the population that actually likes Jersey Shore because they admire the lifestyle... Me and my friends just love watching it and having a good laugh. Some hilarious things have been said on that show. Exhibit A: "It's so hard to find a good man these days, huh Snooks? That's why I date women." -DJ Pauly DelVecchio Exhibits B-D: "Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal." "You better be hittin' the gym and if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Ok, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half.. ya know?.. workin' on my fitness." "I’m like 'chill out, Freckles McGee.'" Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:16pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] ''This scungilli tastes off...'' -Snooki |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:25pm - arilliusbm ""] [QUOTE="martins"... Me and my friends tifa and cloud don't count. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:31pm - martins ""] Wow, that was the best you could come up with? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:33pm - Doomkid ""] This thread needs more pics of Snooki photoshopped into porn. NOW. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:04pm - goatcatalyst ""] Yeti said:being angry about the existence of something as vile as this shows that i still believe in something more. I'm a nihilist, Yet-ti. I behlieve in nussing. (And for the record, I used to have five marmots.) |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:16pm - goatcatalyst ""] And if this show gets young women thinking it's fashionable to suck as much cock as almost-humanly possible before they die prematurely of skin cancer... I see nussing wrong with that. Population reduction + increased fellatio = thank you, feral boot niggers. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:25pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:30pm - RichHorror ""] Doomkid said:Creepy that Snooki wasn't even born in 1985? The last girl I slept with was born in 1990 so I'm comfortable with it. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:34pm - goatcatalyst ""] Consent be damned. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:36pm - RichHorror ""] I checked her ID, it was all good. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:51pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] I bet she was a real looker. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:58pm - goatcatalyst ""] Never look a gift whore in the arse. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 3:03pm - RichHorror ""] Don't look at it, eat it. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 18,2010 3:14pm - Yeti ""] goatcatalyst said:And if this show gets young women thinking it's fashionable to suck as much cock as almost-humanly possible before they die prematurely of skin cancer... I see nussing wrong with that. Population reduction + increased fellatio = thank you, feral boot niggers. well at least this is solid justification for its existence. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 7:41pm - c.DeAd ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Jan 18,2010 9:13pm - pam ""] thetruthaboutmuffdivers said:This useless cuntwhore needs a flesh enema. This. I don't know how you guys can sit through this shit. I can't even make it through a commercial. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 20,2010 3:10am - the_reverend ""] will never watch, but http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/snookis_ass_anyone.php |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 20,2010 10:50am - blessed offal ""] the_reverend said:will never watch, but http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/snookis_ass_anyone.php ha the best part is the description "I've honestly been trying to avoid these Jersey Shore kids, but when the one who looks like a Big-Titted Warwick Davis keeps flashing its shit at every club they stop at, it's hard not to make you guys suffer through an unbearable eye-hell with me. " |
| ______________________________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 1:30pm - Enzo Romano Fettucine Olivio ""] I would pound her anus with the girthiest length of sopressata I could find, then stuff mozzarella in her cunt to age for six months and make pizza with it afterwards. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 1:33pm - the_reverend ""] now that's italian. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 1:35pm - goatcatabisk ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Aug 9,2010 2:30pm - Dice ""] Eohhh, let me tell ya what I'd do to this fuckin' skank. I'd drill her fat fuckin' ass like it was the fuckin' Deepwater Horizon. Then I'd pop plentiful amounts of pearly prick pudding on her puckered pooper, put a fuckin' cherry on top and force that fuckin' cunt J-WOW to eat it up like a fuckin' ice cream sundae, WITHOUT NO FUCKIN SPOON! Eohhhhh!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 2:44pm - arilliusbm ""] arilliusbm said:bag of cape cod jalepeno and cheddar potato chips > jaguar64 > your grandmothers old socks > blades of steel > Paul McCartney > rttp radio show > jersey shore lol what the fuck I don't remember typing this |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 2:46pm - SkinSandwich ""] arilliusbm said: arilliusbm said:bag of cape cod jalepeno and cheddar potato chips > jaguar64 > your grandmothers old socks > blades of steel > Paul McCartney > rttp radio show > jersey shore lol what the fuck I don't remember typing this Reality... It's a helluva drug. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 2:47pm - nekronautnli ""] arilliusbm said: arilliusbm said:bag of cape cod jalepeno and cheddar potato chips > jaguar64 > your grandmothers old socks > blades of steel > Paul McCartney > rttp radio show > jersey shore lol what the fuck I don't remember typing this Don't worry I will do a status update about it. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 9,2010 3:22pm - Yeti ""] DO A STATUS UPDATE ABOUT IT |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 3:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 3:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BTW I would totally subject her Roman back gate to a Gallic sack, if you know what I mean. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 3:31pm - arilliusbm ""] DYA's semen all have shaved heads. FACT |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 3:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Nope. Blue paint and Asterix mustaches, every last one of'em. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 3:38pm - arilliusbm ""] DYA's sperm are so advanced, they have no use for a feeble flagellum. They use rockets instead |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 11,2010 4:10pm - bung hole ""] Dice said:Eohhh, let me tell ya what I'd do to this fuckin' skank. I'd drill her fat fuckin' ass like it was the fuckin' Deepwater Horizon. Then I'd pop plentiful amounts of pearly prick pudding on her puckered pooper, put a fuckin' cherry on top and force that fuckin' cunt J-WOW to eat it up like a fuckin' ice cream sundae, WITHOUT NO FUCKIN SPOON! Eohhhhh!!! theres got to be a porn site that specializes in this. if there is ass smoothie then why not ass sundae? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 11,2010 5:27pm - oscarct ""] goatcatalyst said:I will fuck your puckered Guinea maw. Don't even listen to The Situation. He's overcompensating. I'll love you right, girl. I can dance to house music. i dont think she checks this board anymore |
| _________________________________ [Aug 11,2010 5:30pm - oscarct ""] ps I saw the Snookster at walmart at 1 or 2 am..she was making a appearance at some club in town..I was a tad out of it, and should have approached her |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 11,2010 5:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] oscarct said:I was a tad out of it, and should have raped her repeatedly |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 11,2010 5:37pm - SkinSandwich ""] We should all be ashamed of ourselves for this thread getting so many hits and responses. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 11,2010 5:42pm - oscarct ""] FuckIsMySignature said: oscarct said:I was a tad out of it, and should have raped her repeatedly HA!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 11,2010 5:57pm - arilliusbm ""] bunch o pervs on this board |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 10:53am - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] Perez Hilton is reporting that on the next episode, the male housemates decide to pull a stunt on Snooki called "the human cannoli" where they wrap her in a pastry shell, invite their Guido friends over and all take turns fucking her mouth, cunt and anus until she's leaking greasy cum out of all three. Pauly D is rumored to exclaim "How's that fuckin marscapone, Snook?!?!" as she nearly dies of asphyxiation. Must-see-TV! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2010 5:16pm - Martins nli ""] I would TOTALLY suck The Situation's cock! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 29,2010 5:19pm - goatcatabisk ""] Lotsa lulz in this here thread. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 29,2010 6:17pm - reimroc ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Aug 29,2010 6:43pm - RustyPS ""] RustyPS said: Yeti said:i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy.I don't watch that shit...I only know about it by watching The Soup I've actually started watching this since the 2nd season started....they all act like absolute idiots, but the unintentional humor is absolutely fucking amazing |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 29,2010 8:04pm - arilliusbm ""] Anyone who watches this garbage should be shot in the face |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 29,2010 11:06pm - goatcatabisk ""] Remind me to slice your dingding tomorrow, James. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 29,2010 11:15pm - arilliusbm ""] Only the Arilidingdong is real. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 29,2010 11:22pm - goatcatabisk ""] My brown Wagner would like to have a word with you. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 4:15pm - Luca Tessio Clemenza ""] I would flip her upside down, put a funnel in her asshole and pour olive oil, vinegar, basil and oregano in until a nicely mixed vinaigrette dressing pours out of her mouth and onto my antipasto salad. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 9,2010 8:25am - Yeti ""] i hope this bitch trips and falls in the Pit of Carkoon. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 8:39am - goatcatabisk ""] Not nice. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 8:45am - oscarct ""] How long till naked pics of this slob |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 9:44am - The_Rooster ""] reimroc said:[img] Funniest part about this is the creepy out-of-place dude sucking from a straw in the background. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 9:45am - The_Rooster ""] fat dude is like "can I just get a fahkin Red Bull and Votka brah!?" |
| ________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 9:53am - RustyPS ""] The_Rooster said: reimroc said:[img] Funniest part about this is the creepy out-of-place dude sucking from a straw in the background. I think that's Vinnie LMAO |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2010 1:16pm - The REAL Snooki!!! ""] Yeah IT'S ME!!! FUCK all you who talk shit! Some of this nasty shit you typed out is really FUCKIN DISGUSTING! To the true fans I LOVE YOU GUYS! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 1,2010 1:18pm - boblovesmusic ""] someone's bored |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 1,2010 1:28pm - The_Rooster ""] I've never wanted to murder a group of individuals so much in my life. Well, maybe SLIGHTLY less than those cunts on the Bad Girls Club, but, nonetheless. These people are like fucking tumors. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2010 1:56pm - goatcatalyst ""] Cool dismissal of Italian culture, bro. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2010 2:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I bet her vajin smells like this: [img] with a distinct hint of bleach. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2010 3:42pm - The REAL Snooki!!! ""] FUCK YOU!!! And what the fuck is a GALLIC SACK you creep! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2010 5:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] The%20REAL%20Snooki!!! said:FUCK YOU!!! And what the fuck is a GALLIC SACK you creep! [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 2,2010 3:17am - Randy_Marsh ""] only reason why people like this whore is because of her tits, but hey...tits can go a long way. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 2,2010 3:53am - frankofhell ""] that fat ugly whore is not worthy of the fame she has whatsoever. only in usa. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 2,2010 5:34am - the_reverend ""] Randy_Marsh said:only reason why people like this whore is because of her tits, but hey...tits can go a long way.her tits don't have too much further to go before they and flopping on her waste. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 4:16pm - silvio berlusconi ""] these little woplets make me look like a fucking altar boy by comparison. maaaadonn'! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 4:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Haha, I totally forgot I made a "Gallic sack" just for this thread. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 6:00pm - Solouotls ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 6:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] she looks like a fucking nigger |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 6:29pm - RacismIsMySignature ""] ITT: true selves come out |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 6:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have no problem with black people. i just fucking hate niggers. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 6:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 7:14pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] She looks exactly like my girlfriend's mom minus 40 years. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 30,2011 7:42pm - Lamp ""] I bet if you peeled that skin off of her there'd be some well cooked Thanksgiving turkey underneath. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 7:45pm - Goatrider ""] I happen to find... her.... sexy. Do a rumor about it. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 30,2011 8:09pm - Lamp ""] Also, nice tampon wrapper on the floor. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 8:26pm - arilliusbm ""] arilliusbm said: arilliusbm said:bag of cape cod jalepeno and cheddar potato chips > jaguar64 > your grandmothers old socks > blades of steel > Paul McCartney > rttp radio show > jersey shore lol what the fuck I don't remember typing this |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 12:16am - goatcatalyst ""] I would still lavish her feral Guinea mons |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 1,2012 11:23am - RustyPS should be working ""] ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?!?!? http://gawker.com/5881246/snooki-is-pregna...t-and-what-are-we-gonna-do-about-it |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 1,2012 11:35am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Recommended course of action: [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 1,2012 11:45am - DestroyYouAlot ""] ^ Sure, but what do we do with the babby? [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 1,2012 11:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i support 4th trimester abortion |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 27,2012 3:47pm - Snooki's baby boy ""] Hey FaggotIsMySignature! Scopa tua mamma, figlio di puttana |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 27,2012 3:49pm - arilliusbm ""] arilliusbm said: arilliusbm said: arilliusbm said:bag of cape cod jalepeno and cheddar potato chips > jaguar64 > your grandmothers old socks > blades of steel > Paul McCartney > rttp radio show > jersey shore lol what the fuck I don't remember typing this |
| __________________________________ [Aug 27,2012 4:00pm - posbleak ""] Those chips kick fucking ass though |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Aug 27,2012 4:02pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] I'd totally hit it, but she totally looks like a nigger. I'm torn. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 27,2012 7:07pm - the_reverend ""] ambienbm said: ambienbm said: ambienbm said: ambienbm said:bag of cape cod jalepeno and cheddar potato chips > jaguar64 > your grandmothers old socks > blades of steel > Paul McCartney > rttp radio show > jersey shore lol what the fuck I don't remember typing this |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 27,2012 10:29pm - goatcatalyst ""] Glorious thread |
| _________________________________ [Sep 4,2013 3:49pm - ASTERIX ""] CUCKOO!!! |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 2,2016 2:54pm - Alberto Tomba (Tomba Bomba) ""] Fuckkkkin bukyak! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2016 5:37pm - susurrate ""] arilliusbm said:I'm not down with JS and barely watch tv outside of the history channel. Reality tv is the worst invention ever history channel 2016 = trash. |