Why do all the fat chicks say they're "curvy" now?[views:12864][posts:79]_____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:25am - arilliusbm ""] Seriously. When I think of curves, I think of hips first and foremost, then ass and boobs. Not curves as in flab or FUPA. What's a matter? BBW doesn't work anymore? Fucking fat fucks! |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:26am - beelze ""] I LOVE FAT CHICKS |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:27am - beelze ""] I fucked this girl from behind once and it looked like her ass belonged on a different person it was so big |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:27am - arilliusbm ""] Scope out craigslist. So many girls saying they're curvy, or curvey. FLAB ISNT A CURVE |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:29am - the_reverend ""] JUICY |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:29am - beelze ""] When I was fucking that girl from behind there was quite a curve between her hips and her ass even though that ass was fat as fuck |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:30am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:30am - arktouros ""] wow. awesome. Fat chicks seem to think they can pull off the classic pin-up look. Not if your gut extends past your nips honey. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:30am - beelze ""] Those are good for you they have blueberries in them |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:31am - arktouros ""] muffins, exactly |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:32am - arilliusbm ""] You really prefer fat chicks? I draw the line at 160. Wait, check that... 260. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:34am - beelze ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:35am - arilliusbm ""] ugh. fucking cottage cheese squirt to the face. No thx |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:36am - the_reverend ""] jesus christ!!! I clicked on that on my 24" screen... and then was so flumix that I couldn't figure out how to get rid of it! |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:38am - beelze ""] LMAO...be back for more fat talk later...gotta go get my hair skinned |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:54am - xmikex ""] DO NOT WANT CRUISER WEIGHTS |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:56am - brian_dc ""] Some of these bitches could use lucha libre masks, though. Amirite or amirite? |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 11:57am - goatcatalyst ""] Lumpy hoo-uhs |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 12:13pm - slar-broiled ""] beelze said:LMAO...be back for more fat talk later...gotta go get my hair skinned hair skinned? |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 12:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ya that sounds gross even for this bored |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 12:22pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: buyer's remorse |
| _______________________________ [Mar 12,2010 12:38pm - Yeti ""] FuckIsMySignature said:ya that sounds gross even for this bored ouch Tom, bored? |
| _______________________________ [Mar 12,2010 12:38pm - Yeti ""] there is this girl at my work we call Muffintop, she dresses like she is hot, but she is really short and fat. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 12:40pm - reimroc ""] DestroyYouAlot said:ITT: buyer's remorse choked on my coffee thanks bro. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 1:10pm - arilliusbm ""] I hate those girls that dress like they're hot when they ain't. Mind fuck |
| ______________________________ [Mar 12,2010 1:12pm - Yeti ""] there is another one that her fellow co-workers call Snookie because she acts like that worthless cunt. this one is also fat and ugly. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 1:19pm - arilliusbm ""] Wait, so you do watch jersey shore. ITT: the truth comes out |
| ______________________________ [Mar 12,2010 1:21pm - Yeti ""] i should make a show called Yeti Shore. it'll be me dressed up like Chewbacca running around punching hot obnoxious girls in the face. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 12,2010 1:39pm - Lamp ""] At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 1:40pm - beelze ""] Lamp said:At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego. PREACH |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 1:48pm - arilliusbm ""] personality comes first, always. But if said personality comes with more than 200 lbs attached to it, I can only be friends. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 2:04pm - josh_hates_you ""] arilliusbm said:BBW doesn't work anymore? yup. I posted a huge rant on cragslist one time last year titled "fat chicks VS. bbws". to summarize it said you fat bitches throw the term bbw around too loosely google "plus sized model" to see what a bbw looks like. fat bitches be fat. i got close to 100 e-mails about it. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 2:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Yeti said: FuckIsMySignature said:ya that sounds gross even for this bored ouch Tom, bored? i mean board. blah. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 2:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] josh_hates_you said: i got close to 100 e-mails about it. Sounds like the makings of an epic thread. Hmmmm? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 2:47pm - the_reverend ""] Yeti said:there is this girl at my work we call Muffintop, she dresses like she is hot, but she is really short and fat. Is her name snooki? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 2:48pm - the_reverend ""] Yeti said:there is another one that her fellow co-workers call Snookie because she acts like that worthless cunt. this one is also fat and ugly.whoah. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 2:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Lamp said:At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego. This isn't true for all cases. I've had run ins with girls who are ugly as sin but think they're the hottest thing on 2 legs. There are definitely a lot of hot girls out there that have substance to them. It's the girls that have been worshipped their whole lives based on looks that suck at life. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 2:53pm - brian_dc ""] Most of the "hot girls" from high school got pregnant and shitty. SCIENCE FACT |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 2:55pm - ancient master ""] marcus loves fat chix |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 3:12pm - slar-broiled ""] ancient%20master said:marcus loves fat chix ding ding ding!!! what do we got for him johnny?? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 12,2010 3:17pm - Yeti ""] brian_dc said:Most of the "hot girls" from high school got pregnant and shitty. SCIENCE FACT i went to my 10 year reunion in November, this statement applied to just about all of them. there were a few who didn't turn dumpy, but they looked like they had been run through the ringer. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 3:30pm - arilliusbm ""] obese chicks or fat chicks? Big difference. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 12,2010 3:47pm - Lamp ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: Lamp said:At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego. This isn't true for all cases. I've had run ins with girls who are ugly as sin but think they're the hottest thing on 2 legs. There are definitely a lot of hot girls out there that have substance to them. It's the girls that have been worshipped their whole lives based on looks that suck at life. Well, that is true. This is why I spoke in indefinite terms. In any case if a girl is cool I really don't care what she looks like. What she SMELLS like however... that's what I care about. Any girl that doesn't shower often enough, barf city. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 12,2010 3:52pm - arilliusbm ""] It's always the smelly girls that unplug the lamp and turn the lights off. |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 13,2010 3:20am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Fucking hell beelze. First your ruin black metal on me, now you're trying to ruin my favorite pasttime of fucking fat chicks? in b4 banging a big girl with a plastic axe. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 13,2010 5:01am - slar-broiled ""] BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:in b4 banging a big girl with a plastic axe. that sounds like a porno i'd like to star in. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 13,2010 10:06am - BlackoutRick ""] arilliusbm said:personality comes first, always. But if said personality comes with more than 200 lbs attached to it, I can only be friends. We have a winner. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 13,2010 10:47am - the_reverend ""] Lamp said: MarkFuckingRichards said: Lamp said:At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego. This isn't true for all cases. I've had run ins with girls who are ugly as sin but think they're the hottest thing on 2 legs. There are definitely a lot of hot girls out there that have substance to them. It's the girls that have been worshipped their whole lives based on looks that suck at life. Well, that is true. This is why I spoke in indefinite terms. In any case if a girl is cool I really don't care what she looks like. What she SMELLS like however... that's what I care about. Any girl that doesn't shower often enough, barf city.I cant believe that is coming from a person from pvd. wtf. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 13,2010 10:59am - HandinjuryNLI ""] the_reverend said: Lamp said: MarkFuckingRichards said: Lamp said:At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego. This isn't true for all cases. I've had run ins with girls who are ugly as sin but think they're the hottest thing on 2 legs. There are definitely a lot of hot girls out there that have substance to them. It's the girls that have been worshipped their whole lives based on looks that suck at life. Well, that is true. This is why I spoke in indefinite terms. In any case if a girl is cool I really don't care what she looks like. What she SMELLS like however... that's what I care about. Any girl that doesn't shower often enough, barf city.I cant believe that is coming from a person from pvd. wtf. Ha, your referring to those "crusty" kids, yeah the hobo looking ones outside of AS220 grind shows. They don't actually pay to get into the show they just hangout on the street. "I would have had money to get into this Rotten Sound show, but I stopped @ chad brown on the way here". |
| _______________________________ [Mar 13,2010 11:08am - Lamp ""] I have been considering moving out of RI again since I got here. It's nice to be home but the Providence scene is not very good honestly. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2010 11:33am - arilliusbm ""] Gravesideservice is from RI. That makes the scene down there worth something. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 9:06am - Horror_Tang ""] They use the term curvy so you can add to the list another group of woman who will not have sex with you. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 10:13am - goatcatalyst ""] Q: Why do all the fat chicks say they're "curvy" now? A: Because women are soulless, lying cunts. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 11:05am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] goatcatalyst said:Q: Why do all the fat chicks say they're "curvy" now? A: Because women are soulless, lying cunts. *golf clap* |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 11:06am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I did not mean that sarcastically either. You deserve proper and dignified applause. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 14,2010 12:15pm - Lamp ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 10:13pm - MillenialKingdom ""] MOAR PICKZ!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 10:20pm - blessed offal ""] goatcatalyst said:women are soulless, lying cunts. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 3:36am - Samantha ""] http://www.dlisted.com/node/36449 |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 8:00am - demondave ""] Classic video LAMP "everyone i know is married and i don't know any...body or anything...IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT...when...cause...I DESERVE LOVE LIKE ANYBODY ELSE I DON'T NEED TO RUMMAGE THROUGH THE DUMPSTER FOR A PLAYBOY, ARGH, GOD! OH!" |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 11:17am - slar you morbid? ""] well, you know, height is in the uh, beholder... |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 1:24pm - Sixstringcarnage ""] 1800smothermeinjellyrolls |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 3:51pm - arilliusbm ""] lol, the real reason behind the destruction of new orleans: http://www.supersizedbombshells.com/Katrina/index.html |
| ________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 8:30pm - HECATE ""] I dunno, but through my experiences it seems as though men prefer fat chicks over thin chicks with 'curves'. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 8:43pm - goatcatalyst ""] Sounds like you've had some atypical, bizarro experiences, homegirl. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 8:51pm - ArilliusBM ""] [img] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 11:28pm - goatcatalyst ""] KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 11:53pm - blessed offal ""] khed your mom is with. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 11:57pm - Vagoo Vikernes ""] Are these typical American women? It seems your culture has lost its masculinity, but gained Negroes. I hope the trade was worth it, ha! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 19,2010 4:45am - Randy_Marsh ""] fat women are faggots. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 19,2010 12:54pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 19,2010 12:59pm - slarticus ""] i approve of the above tits |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 19,2010 1:00pm - arilliusbm ""] Backd |
| ______________________________ [Mar 19,2010 1:13pm - Yeti ""] HECATE said:I dunno, but through my experiences it seems as though men prefer fat chicks over thin chicks with 'curves'. egad. i'll take a meatier girl over a girl with a 10 year old's body, but to choose a fat girl over a skinny girl with curves is blasphemy. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 29,2010 10:31pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:33am - arilliusbm ""] Repost. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:38am - Burnsy ""] I've been had. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:40am - arilliusbm ""] Lol question can't be answered, still. STOP SAYING YOU HAVE CURVES WHEN YOU'RE A FAT FUCK |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 24,2012 9:54am - illinoisenemaBradness ""] arilliusbm said:personality comes first, always. But if said personality comes with more than 200 lbs attached to it, I can only be friends. troof. lesson learned over here. plus, if personality changes into the real personality, another big NO. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2012 10:41am - Yeti ""] i work with some of the most oddly shaped women imaginable. there is this one lady who looks identical to Humpty Dumpty, she must have 44GGG tits. curves are sexy, fat is not. |