Potentially hilarious text exchange in progress[views:3885][posts:26]_________________________________________ [May 28,2010 11:33am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Have no idea who the fuck this kid is, clearly I'm a wrong number: 401-516-xxx: it ray how uve been 401-516-xxx: hey whats up its ray how you've been DYA: Not bad dude who the fuck is ray? 401-516-xxx: the one u went to school with DYA: Oh So what's up 401-516-xxx: nothing much staying out of truble and getting life strating out DYA: I hear that, tryin' to do the same. How are Egon and Peter? I'll post more if this goes anywhere. |
| ______________________________ [May 28,2010 11:35am - pam ""] Sorry, I'm really bored this morning. |
| ___________________________________ [May 28,2010 11:35am - brian_dc ""] even if it doesn't progress to more hilarity, I would already flag this as a success. |
| ______________________________________ [May 28,2010 11:47am - The_Rooster ""] I wish you could get a pick of him staring at his phone, mouth agape, for the next 20 minutes trying to figure out who the fuck Egon and Peter are. |
| __________________________________ [May 28,2010 12:20pm - oscarct ""] I hope he has friends named Egon and Peter and the joke is lost on him |
| ________________________________________ [May 29,2010 3:57pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Yeah dude keeps txting me with retarded "FW this to 18 true friends" shit, clearly a smarty. I'll bounce a few more off his head later. LOL |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2010 5:45pm - the_reverend ""] did he ask you to send $2 to happy dude? |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 29,2010 6:21pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] DYA: Make this idiot suffer :D |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2010 8:06pm - the_reverend ""] i did watxh lost so this could be you from the future. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 29,2010 10:12pm - randy fucking marsh ""] lol@Egon |
| ___________________________________ [May 30,2010 1:55pm - DreadKill ""] why didn't you ask him about winston, YOU FUCKIN RAC1TS?!!?!? |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2010 2:00am - Alx_Casket ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 8:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ray LOLcow: it ray how uve been Ray LOLcow: hey whats up its ray how you've been DYA: Not bad dude who the fuck is ray? Ray LOLcow: the one u went to school with DYA: Oh So what's up Ray LOLcow: nothing much staying out of truble and getting life strating out DYA: I hear that, tryin' to do the same. How are Egon and Peter? Ray LOLcow: idk i live in prov now DYA: Prov, huh - I guess with Lovecraft's grave and all there's plenty of demand for ur services. Gotta go where the work is, right? Ray LOLcow: some what i guess Ray LOLcow: how is ur single life Ray LOLcow: ill be down there next week Ray LOLcow: txt me later Then over the next few days he forwards me all kinds of AIDS-infested email FWDs and crap. DYA: Hey that's cool I actually had something I wanted you to take a look at. (Haha lol) Ray LOLcow: okay when Ray LOLcow: what r u talking about DYA: Kind of embarrassng, but... its in my bedroom? LOL Ray LOLcow: thats okay DYA: I mean... You have equipment for.. Um... Containment, don't you? Ray LOLcow: i should Ray LOLcow: ill get some on the frist Ray LOLcow: what time do u go to bed Ray LOLcow: ill have some on tuesday can u waite until then I lose interest temporarily (rather eventful week or two on my end), during which time he periodically texts me things like "whats up", "how was ur day", and "wut time u go to bed", heedless of my lack of responses. So finally today: Ray LOLcow: whats up DYA: OMG i was hoping you'd txt can u come over? Ray LOLcow: im at home in prov what r u doin tom DYA: Look things are really crazy over here, could you bring a friend? DYA: It's really messy, there's slime everywhere Ray LOLcow: i dont have any friends over here DYA: It would probably be good if he was a gruff yet affable black man Ray LOLcow: that sucks i would say that u can come here DYA: Also make sure u guys wear those jumpsuits DYA: Just don't "cross the streams" if u know what i mean That would be bad Ray LOLcow: no what do u mean DYA: WHO IS THIS Ray LOLcow: ray DYA: ARE YOU A GOD? Ray LOLcow: i dont know y DYA: THEN DIE! Ray LOLcow: who is this DYA: GOZER DYA: GOZER THE GOZERIAN Ray LOLcow: where is dawn DYA: THE HUMAN KNOWN AS DAWN IS NO MORE, THERE IS ONLY ZUUL Ray LOLcow: u r losing it Ray LOLcow: r u okay DYA: THE CHOICE HAS BEEN MADE Ray LOLcow: what chouice DYA: THE TRAVELLER HAS COME!!! Ray LOLcow: what traveller MMS MESSAGE FROM DYA TO RAY LOLCOW: [img] |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 8:09pm - Beleth the foul hearted ""] Hahaha! Fucking awesome |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 8:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] "DYA: It would probably be good if he was a gruff yet affable black man" Haha - this kid is clearly retarded if he hasn't caught on yet. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 8,2010 9:39pm - xmikex ""] lolz git off tha fone Zuul! This is an instant classic. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 10:34pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahaha |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 1:26am - Douchebag_Patrol ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 2:50am - slar you a magnet? ""] Douchebag_Patrol said:[img] epic'ly rule #34'd |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 12:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] agree'd |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 29,2011 6:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] WHAT THE HELL I JUST GOT ANOTHER TEXT |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 29,2011 7:19pm - AndrewBastard ""] so good hahah howd i miss this all day at work? |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 29,2011 7:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'm considering just sending him a reply containing only the url of this thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 29,2011 8:19pm - amorok666 ""] Do it or your a pussy. Also, post his phone number. |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 29,2011 8:25pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] do a reverse ARP on that shit and find out where this twit lives |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 29,2011 8:25pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] "DYA: I mean... You have equipment for.. Um... Containment, don't you? Ray LOLcow: i should Ray LOLcow: ill get some on the frist Ray LOLcow: what time do u go to bed Ray LOLcow: ill have some on tuesday can u waite until then " Lulz, you're getting wrong numbered from someone's drug dealer. |
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