accidentally urinating all over yourself at work disappreciation.[views:2673][posts:23]____________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 2:44pm - arilliusbm ""] nuff said. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 2:52pm - The_Rooster ""] Dick get stuck to your sack? hate when that happens. I once pissed straight down into my pants for like 10 seconds before I realized what was going on. crap. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 2:54pm - the_reverend ""] using the tard toilet, in acorn mode, I've had it almost spray over the top of the bowl. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:01pm - arilliusbm ""] nah, just pissing and texting at the same time. My piss was going through the toilet seat crack with the toilet bowl and I didn't know. now my pants are covered in piss. They should make a law against pissing and texting. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:01pm - Archaeon ""] I get bad leakage. You know, when you think you're all set and then you put it back in your pants. It's the worst. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:13pm - Eli_hhcb ""] It gets the peepee on the pants |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:16pm - arilliusbm ""] Could be worse. Nothng worse than going to let one loose and shit shoots out. Wet farts are hands down the worst possible thing one could do on the job. Luckily the last time I did one I was on the train and had enough time to change out of the shit stained breifs. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:17pm - AlxNLI ""] +1 Archaeon. It's like the piss has left the bladder and just chilling in the reserve chamber, waiting to hear the sound of my fly go up. That and spilling food all over myself when I eat are the only reasons I prefer wearing black clothing. ~Evil Piss Slob |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:23pm - goatcatalyst ""] RTTP: accident prone |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:24pm - FAPUCHINO ""] After producing buckets of semen during my work fap to 4chan mobile, my penis sneaks one final drop of goo as my throb returns to my boxers. My prick welds itself to my silk boxers and I must painfully remove. Must ejaculate more forcefully. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:24pm - brian_dc ""] kegels nuff said |
| _________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:27pm - C.dEAd ""] Don't feel so bad. I was driving to work a few weeks ago and sharted all over my ass and scrubs. Awkward day to say the least. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:29pm - arilliusbm ""] hahaha that must have sucked |
| _________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:33pm - C.dEAd ""] I just said I spilled coffee all over myself. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 28,2010 3:36pm - Pires ""] They all knew that wasn't coffee |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 4:13pm - AndrewBastard ""] i had a wet dream this morning....with my gf in the sack right next to meet. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 4:14pm - AndrewBastard ""] next to me...not meet. Stupid phone. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 4:18pm - C.dEAd ""] When brown milk meets blue scrubs it could look like anything. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 7:16pm - largefreakatzero ""] Yeah, at least piss dries, mainly just an inconvenience. I haven't shit myself yet this year ("yet" being the key word). |
| ________________________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 8:08pm - Loose Sinks Shit Lips ""] arilliusbm said:nah, just pissing and texting at the same time. My piss was going through the toilet seat crack with the toilet bowl and I didn't know. now my pants are covered in piss. They should make a law against pissing and texting. Some toilets also like to rocket piss out of the rim AND are in cold rooms so dong is withdrawn. I've ended up in your situation and the best thing I could figure out to do was the following: 1. Clean pants in sink, hoping no one saw. 2. Dry pants with paper towels 3. Wait 45 minutes for pants to dry, awkward and bored in tard shitter (far stall). FUCK!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 28,2010 11:36pm - tylor69 ""] hate this shit, definitely done it a couple times |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 29,2010 12:28am - IRON HORSE ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 29,2010 1:13am - arilliusbm ""] what a horrible image to look at. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 29,2010 2:08am - goatcatalyst ""] This thread reads like a deviant Craigslist personal. "SBF ISO ACCIDENT PRONE MWM D/D FREE BUT FLEXIBLE 420 FRIENDLY 14/88" |