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[QUOTE="xgodzillax:1102286"]"Liquid ASS Application Ideas People: Direct application on the targeted person: BE CAREFUL! Liquid ASS is silent and the thin stream is hard to see or feel, but given the circumstances, it is easier to get caught. But, watching the person walk around smelling like a turd is worth the patience and effort. Applying Liquid ASS on the intended victim outside in the rain prior to coming indoors is one way to decrease chances of detection. Automobiles: Since cars enclose a small area, Liquid ASS is extremely effective. The downside is that you will probably miss most of the reaction which is 50% of the entertainment value (unless, of course, you are riding in the car enduring the stench yourself). We suggest putting some Liquid ASS on a cotton ball and stuffing it under the seat. Elevators: Let them ride that ASS (small enclosed areas are perfect). Door handles: Their hand will smell like they shoved it up Andre the Giant's ass. Liquid ASS "poo dollar": Possibly a cure for the love of money. Office chair: Put it on their chair directly; get it on their clothes indirectly. Telephone receiver: Give them something to talk about. Birthday balloons: Get the party started by popping an ASS balloon. Fan: What a breath of fresh ASS (apply to a rag and throw it on the shroud). Public transportation: Now everyone knows riding the bus stinks. Office desk: Now the brown-noser smells like the brown (apply around the rear edges)."[/QUOTE]
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