Are 'Vikings' the new 'Vampires' ?[views:6318][posts:33]____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 9:55am - arilliusbm ""] another horrible globe story. LOL@ the "only Viking heavy metal is real" comment http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/articles/2...07/30/are_vikings_the_new_vampires/ |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 9:58am - arktouros ""] oh fucking jesus jew christ. mel gibson is making a wiking movie. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 9:59am - arilliusbm ""] Zombies, werewolves, vampires, and . . . Vikings? Yes, the ferocious, globe-trotting rapists, pillagers, and marauders who traveled the known world of the Middle Ages as far as the Charles River — you have doubtless seen the Leif Erikson tower in Waltham — may be popular culture’s latest object of fascination. Consider: ■ Eric Northman, Sheriff of Area 5, a vampire district in Louisiana, and owner of the Fangtasia bar, is a star of the HBO hit “True Blood.’’ The son of a Viking king, the fictional Eric not only has vampire crossover cred, but he recently learned that werewolves murdered his family a thousand years ago. Vamps, Vikes, and werewolves: the pop-cult trifecta. All hail the HBO script scribblers! ■ Oscar-winning screenwriter William Monahan is working on a Viking script for Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Departed’’ producer Graham King, and, um, Mel Gibson, according to the Los Angeles Times. “There’s never been a good Viking film, not that I’ve seen,’’ Gibson told the Times this spring. “The real problem is making those guys sympathetic. They were monsters.’’ Watch who you’re calling a monster, Mr. Gibson! ■This week Brian Wood publishes the latest installment in his successful series of Northlanders graphic novels, which “explore the life and times of history’s most infamous civilization.’’ Here is the plot summary of the latest release: “Erik, a blacksmith living in Viking-era Norway, meets Ingrid, a poor girl fallen in with corrupt Christian missionaries. When the unlikely lovers find themselves duly banished from their respective societies, they launch a crusade of violent retribution!’’ ■New York Review Books has just republished “The Long Ships,’’ Frans Bengtsson’s engaging 1954 epic that Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Michael Chabon claims to have read four times. “It is really good,’’ he enthuses in a new introduction. ■ Chatham’s Bernard Cornwell says he plans to start writing the fifth volume of his best-selling “Saxon Tales’’ shortly. (Volume four, “The Burning Land,’’ appeared last year.) “The Saxon books are all about the Vikings, whatever we mean by that,’’ he wrote in an e-mail, “or specifically the big Danish invasion of Britain in the 9th and 10th centuries which provoked the formation of England. They sell very well (thank god), and I’ll be starting a new one very soon.’’ What’s the allure? The Vikings don’t take guff from anyone, that’s for sure. I’ve been reading “The Long Ships,’’ and the Norsemen seem refreshingly unburdened by any bothersome moral codes, other than revenge, which is a recurring theme. If you lived near the coast — any coast — between 850 and 1000 AD, watch out for the guys in the goatskins and the funny helmets. If they decided to enslave you, that was a good thing. More often they axed first and posed questions later. “The Vikings knew what gave life meaning, behaving well under duress,’’ says Farmington, Maine-based bookseller Kenny Brechner, an unabashed Nordophile. “Their emphasis on integrity of character, stark and unflinching, still calls out to us with the allure of an enchanted mirror.’’ Brechner partly credits Stieg Larsson’s successful thrillers with reawakening interest in Scandinavian literature. “I am a huge saga fan,’’ Brechner says, explaining that he managed to sell 15 customers a $300 Icelandic government-funded “The Complete Sagas of Icelanders,’’ available in five volumes. “It seemed nuts, but my enthusiasm carried the day,’’ he says. What else is Brechner pushing? He likes “Thief Eyes,’’ a recent Random House release for younger readers that integrates elements of the Icelandic Njal saga into the modern romance of 16-year-old Haley and Ari, “a boy with a dangerous side.’’ Other Brechner faves from the frozen Norseland: H. Rider Haggard’s “Eric Brighteyes’’ (“A gripping tale of betrayal, blood-gorged blades, and the pursuit of heart’s desire’’) and “Styrbiorn the Strong,’’ which he calls “a masterpiece of world literature now criminally out of print. My goal in life is to see people reading that book again.’’ |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:06am - arilliusbm ""] arktouros said:oh fucking jesus jew christ. mel gibson is making a wiking movie. you know the movie would be awesome up until the end, when all the characters convert |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:08am - arktouros ""] yeah. bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:16am - ernie ""] arilliusbm said: arktouros said:oh fucking jesus jew christ. mel gibson is making a wiking movie. you know the movie would be awesome up until the end, when all the characters convert that movie would be awesome i hope it goes through!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:16am - the_reverend ""] http://www.thesuperficial.com/chris-hemswo...s-to-be-thor-and-other-news-07-2010 |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:17am - arilliusbm ""] Leo just dropped apparently |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:19am - the_reverend ""] yeah he did. I'm sure mel will make a great movie |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:23am - arilliusbm ""] I NEED TO BEHEAD BEFORE THE JACUZZI ARRRRrRr |
| _______________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:47am - Yeti ""] everything is gay. i'm just going to spend my days dreaming about better times. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 10:52am - AndrewBastard ""] True Blood is actually pretty awesome.... |
| _________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 11:03am - m nli ""] true blood is hilarious |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 11:05am - AndrewBastard ""] hilariously bad but awesome at the same time...last sundays episode was fucking bloody! When Tara killed that brittish vampire with the mace...brutal. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 11:06am - arilliusbm ""] wish I had HBO instead of showtime |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 11:09am - DreadKill ""] arilliusbm said:I NEED TO BEHEAD BEFORE THE JACUZZI ARRRRrRr hahahahaha, great |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 11:10am - DreadKill ""] AndrewBastard said:True Blood is actually pretty awesome....this season hasn't been good until the last couple episodes, but i'm a big fan of the first two seasons. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 2:20pm - Stabby_McGunnakillya ""] Not the vikings........not the vikings. If they start sparkling I swear I'll.....I'll.. ...probably ignore the whole fad |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 2:22pm - arilliusbm ""] Common Viking misconception: they did not wear horns. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 2:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i alwasy get sucked into watching True Blood because my roommates are into it. theres some cool parts and the bitches are hot but i could care less about all dramatic plot lines and shit. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 2:41pm - AndrewBastard ""] its total soap opera-y but it doesnt take itself too seriously and is very tounge in cheek at times which i respect...its so bad its good and it knows it so its plays off it and pulls it off IMO... |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 2:44pm - #1 Opeth Fan ""] Raped by a Viking... sooo exciting!!! Do you think he'd look like Mikael Akferfeldt?! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 2:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] AndrewBastard said:its total soap opera-y but it doesnt take itself too seriously and is very tounge in cheek at times which i respect...its so bad its good and it knows it so its plays off it and pulls it off IMO... True Blood has become self-aware |
| ______________________________ [Jul 30,2010 3:16pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:Common Viking misconception: they did not wear horns. ONLY HAGAR THE HORRIBLE IS REAL |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 3:37pm - arilliusbm ""] ONLY LOST VIKINGS ON SEGA GENESIS IS REAL |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 3:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] how have i missed this? anyone play it? [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 4:01pm - arilliusbm ""] yes, very good |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 4:11pm - DreadKill ""] AndrewBastard said:its total soap opera-y but it doesnt take itself too seriously and is very tounge in cheek at times which i respect...its so bad its good and it knows it so its plays off it and pulls it off IMO... agreed in full |
| _________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 4:18pm - Doomkid ""] Best Viking game ever, PC game from '96: [img] Adventure-strategy game, narrated entirely by Michael Dorn (Worf) which was sooo badass. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 4:31pm - arilliusbm ""] MYTH |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 30,2010 7:04pm - Conservationist ""] Can someone genetically engineer vampires to crave semen instead of blood? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 31,2010 12:51am - anonymous ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 31,2010 11:18am - ancient master ""] I want to see THOR when it comes out |
| ________________________________ [Aug 1,2010 12:15pm - lbpvd ""] viking... [img] |