man fishing catches shark, shark full of human remains[views:3397][posts:33]_____________________________ [Oct 7,2010 7:22am - Yeti ""] http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/shark-caught-barfing-up-human-remains they were truly festering human remains. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 8:06am - goatcatbisk ""] Raddest shark ever |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 8:14am - the_reverend ""] i doubt he shark will do any time. fucking liberals. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 7,2010 8:14am - Yeti ""] FUCK YOU HE-SHARK! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 8:15am - ouchdrummer ""] i agree with all the girlie comments... EWWWWW OMG WTF (seriously, this is gross) |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 8:39am - largefreakatzero ""] That rules. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 7,2010 9:26am - timma ""] Yes, yes it does. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 9:29am - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 9:49am - DreadKill ""] he was getting revenge for all the shark bites fruit snacks we've been eating all these years |
| _______________________________ [Oct 7,2010 9:56am - mutis ""] If I was that dead sailor, I'd be pissed to have my rest disturbed by some fucking banker. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 7,2010 11:23am - timma ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 11:56am - SkinSandwich ""] Awesome how a Tiger shark can swallow a whole half of a grown human leg like that. geeesh. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 7,2010 1:16pm - Yeti ""] there is much more than a leg. i'm pretty sure those are ribs in the big part of the pile. there is also an arm. maybe he ate everything but the head and there is a severed head floating somewhere out in the ocean. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 7,2010 1:24pm - boxxy ""] Holy crap, talk about a lame way to die. You'd probably suffocate/drown before you'd die from the shark-violence.... cuz i doubt the shark would come up for air enough... which at that point, you wouldn't want it to, you'd be BEGGING for the sweet release. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 2:02pm - burnsy nli ""] New scaphism song or it didn't happen... |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 2:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this would make an excellent cd cover [img] |
| ______________________________ [Oct 7,2010 2:06pm - timma ""] Judging by the size of the leg and arm, that was no small dude either. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 2:08pm - Alexecutioner ""] fucking awesome, its almost as good as turducken, anyone up for some Sharkuman? |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 2:17pm - slartibartfast ""] how about the one below it about the frozen sharks stuffed with cocaine hahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 2:51pm - Lester__Burnham ""] id love to die bein eaten by a shark |
| __________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 2:52pm - nekronaut ""] Lester__Burnham said:id love to die bein eaten by a shark agreed |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 2:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] EATEN MY ONE DESIRE, MY ONLY WISH IS TO BE EATEN EATEN THE LONGER I LIVE THE MORE I'M DYIN TO FEEL THE PAIN. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 3:01pm - Lester__Burnham ""] i'd have the coolest obituary if i was eaten by a shark. when i'm old and useless im goin to shark waters and swim in chump while my family videotapes my end |
| _________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 3:25pm - sethrich ""] So much for an open casket service... |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 5:41pm - SAMUEL L. JACKSON ""] THAT MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY BIT! A SHARK ATE ME IN DEEP BLUE SEA! |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 5:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] MOTHAFUCKIN SHARKS |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 10:46pm - demondave ""] You thought that you'd have so much fun Out surfing with your bros But in the water awaits A terror that nobody knows Without a fear you rip around Stoked on the killer waves But to dine on your flesh Is what this monster craves! But it's too late it has made its mark THE TERROR SHARK You're dragged beneath By its rows of teeth THE TERROR SHARK Panic on the beach There's nothing the lifeguard can do The crimson red of you blood Stains the oceans blue You never thought that you could be So low on the food chain You're left a floating piece of meat In agonizing pain The meal is done you body is gone They only find an arm A terrible reminder That you're never safe from harm Back into the depths Its stomach is full from the deadly feast Remorseless killer digests the deceased THE TERROR SHARK Humans are helpless to this mighty beast THE TERROR SHARK Claiming its prey helpless in the water We're a human buffet Nothings going to save you Now that it's begun to slay You're lucky if they find your torso Floating in the waves When the water's not shallow You're bound to get swallowed As the hunger for your flesh Grows more by the hour Was it a good idea to go for that swim? Since they'll never find your body In one piece again Out of the water! THE TERROR SHARK |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 10:53pm - bornofosichris ""] looks like those were some... VITAL REMAINS.. [img] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 7,2010 11:04pm - the_reverend ""] timma said:Judging by the size of the leg and arm, that was no small dude either. you are asian. Everyone is soooo big penis to you. You penis soooo small. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 8,2010 7:23am - timma ""] No sank you prease :( |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 8:00am - _corpus_ganjulator ""] It was a local sailor who drowned and then was posthumously consumed. Get with it kehds. Lester is a "chump." |
| ______________________________ [Oct 8,2010 8:59am - timma ""] I disagree. I believe said sailor was pooping off the side of his life raft, and the shark latched on to his pink sock and pulled him in. Far for more likely if you ask me. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 8,2010 9:54am - arilliusbm ""] the_reverend said: timma said:Judging by the size of the leg and arm, that was no small dude either. you are asian. Everyone is soooo big penis to you. You penis soooo small. Tell that to the Asian who just won the Nobel Peace prize. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 8,2010 10:37am - timma ""] HAH. In your face, whitey. |