My ear is blocked up[views:6454][posts:37]_________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:29pm - XmikeX ""] my left is ear blocked up. it happens sometimes when i have sinus problems. but today it won't unblock. anyone have any suggestions? |
| ________________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:31pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] That happened to me once, it was an infection mixed with allergies and sinus problems. I kept putting ear drops into it, but it stayed blocked for an entire day, then suddenly it popped and drained alot of gross melted ear wax fluid |
| _______________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:33pm - the_reverend ""] carina taught me this thing where you blow really hard through your nose and your ear pops... it was scary the first few times I did it. |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:34pm - krystal ""] yah but it works, it feels like your brain is gonna explode, but it can help |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:35pm - succubus ""] block yer nose though... |
| _________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:36pm - XmikeX ""] ha, i've been doing that all day. i've been holding my nose and blowing through it. but when i do it my unblocked ear seems to react to it more than the blocked one. im afraid im gonna ruin both my ears. |
| _________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:37pm - XmikeX ""] goddamnit i can't get it to pop |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:37pm - krystal ""] just go to show, you wont notice the blocked ears once they are buzzing |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:37pm - krystal ""] a show* dammit |
| _______________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:39pm - the_reverend ""] you have 2 options. one involves a drill the other some gum. |
| _________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:39pm - XmikeX ""] i'll take the drill. |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:40pm - succubus ""] blow HARD..but if it doesn't work suck on a lollipop or a candy (preferably sugar free) just suck hard (don't mean to sound perverted)..i'm serious...then go back to blowing.. |
| ________________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:41pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] stand on your head and drink water |
| _________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:42pm - XmikeX ""] succubus said:blow HARD..suck hard...then go back to blowing.. |
| ____________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:42pm - Dread_104 ""] keep on talking carina... post more! |
| _______________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:43pm - the_reverend ""] well here's an article about drilling a hole to hell http://ship-of-fools.com/Myths/03Myth.html I hope that helps. |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:44pm - succubus ""] hahaha can you guess that I learned that when I was a flight attendent? yup, i used to have to tell the passengers that and i'd give the kids candy to suck on |
| _______________________________________ [May 10,2004 10:44pm - the_reverend ""] some of the videos here: http://www.skullbaseinstitute.com/treatments/acoustic_neuromas.html might help too |
| _________________________________________ [May 10,2004 11:12pm - Josh_hates_you ""] his ear is blocked from the time i stuck my dick in his ear and fucked what he heard |
| _________________________________ [May 10,2004 11:13pm - Abbath ""] XmikeX said:my left is ear blocked up. it happens sometimes when i have sinus problems. but today it won't unblock. anyone have any suggestions? ok don't listen to any of these peoples, you're just gonna damage your ear, what you need to do is just go to a local doctors and tell him that your ear is blocked up, he'll just out this plastic thing with warm water and shoots it up your ear, it's just clogged ear wax and it gets rid of everything, it's the grossest thing i've ever seen, i had to get it done to both ears! it takes like 5 minutes and is completely harmless you can thank me later |
| ______________________________________ [May 10,2004 11:19pm - Christraper ""] no he's wrong, use the drill! |
| _______________________________________ [May 10,2004 11:24pm - the_reverend ""] in college, a nurse pulled a pea-sized ball of wax out of one of my ears. I was so surprised at how loud things were after that! |
| ________________________________ [May 10,2004 11:53pm - Hoser ""] Holy shit.....dude seriously.....get tested for AIDS......1ST sign.....dead Truth...get tested..... |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2004 12:19am - The_ExhumeD ""] At one point my right ear was so blocked up it began to hurt, I saw my doctor and he had this ear flush kit that hooked up to the faucet which shot warm water into your ear, eventually het got a giant clump of wax out of the right and he even said holy shit, the left was almost as bad but no raisin sized nuggets came out just tiny chunks. I could hear alot better and my vertigo went away. He also said the reason it happened was becuase I was using q-tips you cant just shove those things deep in your ears and get the wax out there aparently only for outer ear cleansing, so thats where my problem began.. anyhow maybe a doctor could help |
| ________________________________ [May 11,2004 2:12am - XmikeX ""] i've said it before, but this time i mean it...thats the last time i put magic johnson's dick in my ear. |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2004 2:50am - Dave Maggot ""] both mine sometimes stay blocked for months at a time. |
| ________________________________ [May 12,2004 4:41pm - retzam ""] Mike, it is probably an ear infection. Have you been sick recently? Sometimes they happen in the wake of sickness, but they don't have to. Go to a doctor and have it looked at. The doctor will know right way if he looks in your ear because if it is an infection your ear drum will be red and bulged. If so he will probably perscribe to you an antibiotic (I think moxycillin, something more powerful than penicillin anyway), or maybe a nasal spray, and it will be gone in a couple of days. |
| _____________________________________ [May 12,2004 4:47pm - RustedAngel ""] umm, hate to break this to you guys... cleaning your ears out with a Q-Tip after a shower will usually keep your ears nice and clean. Though I remember going to the doctors to get that warm water thing blown in and sucked out of your ear. It felt sweet, I should get one of those again. |
| ________________________________ [May 12,2004 4:56pm - retzam ""] I've seen these cone things that are a footlong or so, and you put it in your ear and light the other end and it smolders and just sucks all the wax right out of your ears. But again, Mike, it is probably an infection. |
| __________________________________ [May 12,2004 5:04pm - succubus ""] yeah retzam..i remember when that happened to you a while ago |
| ________________________________ [May 12,2004 5:07pm - retzam ""] Yeah, that was about 3 and a half weeks ago. |
| ________________________________ [May 12,2004 9:32pm - XmikeX ""] went to the doctors. they said i have to use ear wax remover for 5 days before they can ever look in my ears. so ive been doing that for the past 2 days. it sucks. |
| ________________________________ [May 12,2004 9:33pm - XmikeX ""] oh yeah, and i stole a plastic syringe from CVS because it didn't come with the ear drops. fuckers |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2004 12:24am - Kalopsia ""] succubus said:blow HARD..but if it doesn't work suck on a lollipop or a candy (preferably sugar free) just suck hard (don't mean to sound perverted)..i'm serious...then go back to blowing.. wow, that is so amazingly funny. first suck really hard, then blow. repeat process until the object is released. when i try to blow air of my nose but i cover it, i end up shooting air out of my eye sockets. it's the coolest fuckin thing in the world. it freaks out everyone. one time i tried it when i had a cold and ended up blowing snot out. lol |
| ________________________________ [May 14,2004 1:55pm - XmikeX ""] ATTENTION EVERYONE: I just got back from the doctors. They flushed out my ears. You know its bad when you hear "Holy....you're not gonna BELIEVE whats coming out of your ears!" from a doctor. But its gone, and now everything is way too loud. THank you all for sticking with me through this trying ordeal. |
| __________________________________ [May 14,2004 2:22pm - prexious ""] you KNOW, you can buy ear wax removal for at home, so that when you go to the doctors they don't flush out enough wax to make a queen bee jealous. its kind of messy, but it works. it seems whenever people get their ears flushed out, the doctors always say something like "YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT IS COMING OUT OF THE SIDES OF YOUR HEAD" so you'd get the impression doctors must see that, and say that a lot. As many people whos ears they've cleaned, one would think they'd get used to it. It must just be for the dramatic effect. |
| ________________________________ [May 14,2004 8:35pm - XmikeX ""] prexious said:you KNOW, you can buy ear wax removal for at home, so that when you go to the doctors they don't flush out enough wax to make a queen bee jealous. its kind of messy, but it works. it seems whenever people get their ears flushed out, the doctors always say something like "YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT IS COMING OUT OF THE SIDES OF YOUR HEAD" so you'd get the impression doctors must see that, and say that a lot. As many people whos ears they've cleaned, one would think they'd get used to it. It must just be for the dramatic effect. 1. i did use the store bought ear wax remover system. 2. who the hell made you an expert on ear flushing. 3. yeah, most doctors give careful consideration to dramatic effect and showmanship. 4. gong. |
| ___________________________________ [May 14,2004 10:54pm - prexious ""] 1. good, im proud of you 2. calm your bowels, i happen to have 2 ears of my own 3. yes 4. schlong |