BOARCORPSE -2nd worst band name of all time?[views:12288][posts:55]_____________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:21pm - ouchdrummer ""] ***List of worst band names.*** Ha, I realize some people don't like our name. Shit, blue even told me he thought it was stupid, but the 2nd worst of all? That seems a little extreme. Anyways, the way the person witting it describes what he thinks we must be like is good times. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:23pm - boxxy ""] oh my fuck, colostomy baguette? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:23pm - timma ""] "Music from the kids who bought candy cigarettes and then would light them on fire. The name and album cover are so profoundly retarded I feel mildly bad for laughing hysterically at them. I'm certain they had more links in their wallet chains than IQ points." This is the most accurate description of Boarcorpse ever. It's missing "needs moar bacon", however. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:24pm - aaron_michael ""] BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:24pm - bloblovesmusic ""] it's worse than "My Cell Phone Is Better Than Your Cell Phone"? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:27pm - timma ""] I contend that "I Shit On Your Face" is actually one of the best band names ever. This list is false. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:28pm - RichHorror ""] Two bands from New England on that list. Not bad. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:30pm - posbleak ""] Somebody has pandas and koalas mixed up... |
| ______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:34pm - Yeti ""] hahahahahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:36pm - AndrewBastard ""] i like #10 Scrotum Rash they need to be on the Clown Puke/Troll Booger split |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:38pm - HeavensJail ""] List fails; no mention of Chinchilla, let alone Custard. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:38pm - nekronaut ""] How was Sodomized by Marsha Brady not on this? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:39pm - Slag ""] Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy Happy. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:40pm - RichHorror ""] posbleak said:Somebody has worst and greatest mixed up... |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:42pm - DreadKill ""] The Midget Who Stole God's Map of the Universe is on the list too |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:49pm - marsh nli ""] definitely not the 2nd worst band name by any means. much worse ones on there. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:52pm - nekronaut ""] List is also missing Hell Yeah! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:52pm - Lamp ""] The Spiritual Tornadoes of Columbus, Ohio should be at the top of the list because it made me laugh the hardest for being soooooooo baaaaadddd. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:55pm - nekronaut ""] We Have Ears Hunter S. Floortom |
| ______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 3:58pm - ark ""] Captain Kirk is an awesome band name... |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 4:04pm - boxxy ""] Tony Danza tap-dance extravaganza? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 4:05pm - boxxy ""] weekend nachos? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 4:13pm - nekronaut ""] Lich King |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 4:31pm - timma ""] nekronaut said:List is also missing Hell Yeah! This man speaks the truth. Possibly the worst name ever. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 4:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i consider this to be excellent press |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 4:48pm - RustyPS ""] Impure Wilhelmina is an awful name...is that on there? |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 5:54pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] They need some An Isle Ate Her. Fo'shizzle. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 6:26pm - bigred ""] lucky bastards |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 6:55pm - amorok666 ""] How is "the devil wears prada" not on this list |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 6:58pm - nekronaut ""] Tom's Soppy Sludgepot anyone? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 6:58pm - Alexecutioner ""] Seriously? "Texas Faggot" is easily one of the best names I've ever heard. That list is raviolis |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 7:11pm - arilliusbm ""] According to the original thread here, Boarcorpse was considered decent by most. There were a select few assholes, whom may have had something to do with this list. And I quote: Martins said: Ouch was a great name. I really hate BoarCorpse and WhoreCorpse though. Y'all might try something original. That could be interesting. and ConquerTheBaphomet said:Usually any band name with the word 'corpse' in it really isn't all that interesting. but most importantly NoodleFace said:Personally I think names like that are just boring as shit, sounds like every other band out there. Who is this mysterious NoodleFace person why don't they post here anymore? This mysterious person decides rip on it, yet his username ain't anything to write home about. GTFO NOODLEFACE [img] Personally, I think the name is fine, but also liked the Scaevola one you wanted. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 7:18pm - narkybark ""] show on the doll how you touched her scaevola. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 7:46pm - Alexecutioner ""] Alexecutioner said:Seriously? "Texas Faggot" is easily one of the best names I've ever heard. That list is raviolis Seriously, it's been almost an hour, and I'm still laughing about "Texas Faggot" Awesome band name. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 8:32pm - largefreakatzero ""] "Iwrestledabearonce: I hope you lost" That's pretty accurate. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 9:12pm - blue ""] hahah, i wish this was my site. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2010 9:48pm - Doomkid ""] I'm loving "Attack?!?! Blingborg?!?! Attack!" right now |
| ______________________________ [Dec 14,2010 10:13pm - PTF ""] 26 Beers is not on this list ... |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 10:41am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I can't believe nobody's mentioned how awesome Cookie Dingler probably is. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 11:45am - FuckIsMySignature ""] I cant believe they didnt make 1st on the list. False list is false |
| ______________________________ [Dec 16,2010 1:04pm - Yeti ""] Wretched Asylum is way worse of a name. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 7:04pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] boxxy said:oh my fuck, colostomy baguette? I actually went out and bought a french baguette shortly after reading this list. I wonder if this is some sort of experimental subliminal marketing scam at work....? On another note... how is it that "Youth Pictures of Florence Henderson" is so low on the list? That name is so fucking cumbersome and unmemorable that I had to check the list 3 times just to get it correct for the sake of this comment. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 7:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm fairly sure the list is not in order. Or at least I hope it isn't. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 7:09pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] I dunno.... the further down the list, the less effort the guy puts into commenting on the band names. But I hope you're right. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 8:46pm - Martins ""] Had nothing to do with the list arilol I can deal with Boarcorpse, I just really liked Ouch. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 9:15pm - narkybark ""] Ouch was too common of a name, and we felt it would behoove us (that's right, behoove) to change the name since we were changing styles as well. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 11:55pm - NoodleFace ""] I do exist, if you want to create some tacky name with corpse in it go ahead. Or you could be original |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 17,2010 1:57am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Spinny 5 & Trashmop or bust |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 17,2010 8:29am - ouchdrummer ""] NoodleFace said:I do exist, if you want to create some tacky name with corpse in it go ahead. Or you could be original I'm totally ok with this. I know the word "Corpse" is overused in band names, but i think it serves it's purpose well, people seem to have no trouble remembering it. It's the music i really care about.... I didn't even make this thread to "defend" our name, I just thought it was funny that we're on a list with such strange/silly band names. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 17,2010 8:32am - RustyPS should be working ""] Psychostick? hello? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 17,2010 2:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] The most ironic part of this whole thing is the poster's name on that site is jhendrix110. It sounds like an AOL screen name a 12 year old reject would have picked circa 1995. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 17,2010 3:29pm - narkybark ""] GET OFF MY LAWN |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 17,2010 4:13pm - slar you morbid? ""] how is "Lions Lions" not on here? |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 3:04pm - narkybark ""] From the Managing Editor's column in the Improper Bostonian: "The most tedious part of the magazine to edit is the Music calendar. The only thing that makes it tolerable is discovering hilarious band names. My two favorites in this issue are: Necronomichrist and Boarcorpse. Best of all is that they’re playing on the same bill. Go smell some Boarcorpse July 23 at the Middle East." |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 3:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] only OUCH is real. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 8:21am - ouchdrummer ""] hilarious. |