Fucked up dreams....[views:9276][posts:36]______________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 8:39am - SkinSandwich ""] I dreamed last night I was on a road trip with Timmah! from South Park. We ended up getting some hot hookers in Birmingham, AL who gave great head, then went to a rave with Hitler. There is a lot more to this dream, but to much detail. needless to say the conversations with Timmy were a bit boring. WTF? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 8:40am - the_reverend ""] much detail or much denial? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 9:15am - SkinSandwich ""] Maybe a little bit of both. BTW, Colorado has the cheapest gas in the nation according to a rickity old sign on the border, and Jason Statham will be in a new "Face-Off" movie. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 22,2011 9:23am - Mutis ""] I had the following dream a year or two ago. I wrote this after I woke up from it (at work): The invasion had begun. We don't know what they were or where they came from, but they were about 12-15 feet tall, had grimy green-blue armor skin and an animal-like temper. They weren't very intelligent, but they made up for it in brute strength and girth. Businesses were closed and everyone who survived the invasion was hiding in their homes. We decided to fight back. I found refuge in a house. "This is lame" I thought. "How are we to defend ourselves?" Then I saw the owner of the house with an M-16 at the ready. I walked to the kitchen and saw the dinner table with a deep red table cloth covered in weapons. There was a small submachine gun I did not recognize and an M9 pistol. I grabbed the pistol and an extra magazine. Next I know, I was running from the demons and had expended both clips into the same one. It had not even phased it. I don't remember if it had brought me there or if I had taken refuge there and it later invaded. But I was in the top floor of some sort of cathedral building. The bottom floor held the ceiling with huge pillars. the walls were an uncomfortable dingy pale-green. They kept us prisoner and made us find all sources of glass. They hated glass. You knew a building had these demons in them if the windows were smashed out. With trickery and deceit we managed to escape. Needs moar hookers and nazi raves. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 9:34am - arkquimanthorn ""] time to start hoarding glass. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 9:45am - reimroc ""] Two days ago I had a dream where I was in a jungle. I was walking down this path and I take a look through this random wooden wall or door to a compound. I see taliban. Then I look down and there is a snake crawling on my boot. Thats when I woke up. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 9:49am - reimroc ""] Also I have prophetic dreams a lot. Won't think anything of the dream the morning after but then 6 months to a year down the road the same thing that happened in the dream happens in real life and I get overwhelmed with a sense of deja vu. Its then that I realized that I had dreamt that exact same situation, conversation, location previously. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 10:11am - Mutis ""] FUCKING TERRORISTS ARE GONNA LAUNCH SNAKES AT OUR SKYSCRAPERS |
| _______________________________ [Feb 22,2011 10:29am - Yeti ""] the other day i had a dream that FIMS and my girlfriend started a Type O Negative cover band called I HEART HEDGEHOGS. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 11:42am - Sacreligion ""] I had a dream once that I was Kevin Costner. It was more of a nightmare. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 11:44am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Yeti said:the other day i had a dream that FIMS and my girlfriend started a Type O Negative cover band called I HEART HEDGEHOGS. hahaha wtf |
| __________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 12:14pm - GUYnli ""] i had a dream last week that i met 50 cent at a casino |
| _______________________________ [Feb 22,2011 12:44pm - Yeti ""] FuckIsMySignature said: Yeti said:the other day i had a dream that FIMS and my girlfriend started a Type O Negative cover band called I HEART HEDGEHOGS. hahaha wtf it was so weird, and i was so pissed that you guys didn't ask me to join haha. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 22,2011 12:45pm - Yeti ""] last night i had a dream that Jon (the keyboardist from Sacreligion) and i went to trek across the US in the shitty pickup truck that i owned when i was in high school. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 1:03pm - AndrewBastard ""] well i had a dream where a hamburger was eating ME |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 1:03pm - AndrewBastard ""] anyone? ANYONE? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 1:08pm - BlessedOffal ""] AndrewBastard said:anyone? ANYONE? [img] |
| ________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 1:27pm - xmikex ""] My girlfriend was trying to have a serious conversation with me once while I was falling asleep. I lapsed into a dream that I was Jeff George at a press conference and I was being signed by the Colts after Peyton Manning blew out his ACL. I said to the crowd of reporters "Nobody can replace what Peyton has done for this team, but this is a resilient club with a lot of talent and right now I'm just excited to get out on the field and win some football games." I woke up and realized I had said most of that out loud. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 1:43pm - Bradness enema guy ""] I always dream that a huge snake is attacking my face. Then i wake up and the hose to my cpap machine is all tore up. Happens at least three times a year |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 1:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Yeti said: i was so pissed that you guys didn't ask me to join haha. are you sure it just wasnt a Seventh Void tribute band instead? |
| ______________________________ [Feb 22,2011 3:15pm - Yeti ""] xmikex said:My girlfriend was trying to have a serious conversation with me once while I was falling asleep. I lapsed into a dream that I was Jeff George at a press conference and I was being signed by the Colts after Peyton Manning blew out his ACL. I said to the crowd of reporters "Nobody can replace what Peyton has done for this team, but this is a resilient club with a lot of talent and right now I'm just excited to get out on the field and win some football games." I woke up and realized I had said most of that out loud. i don't know if this particular story is true, but that has happened to me before. i think i'm saying something in a dream and i wake up seconds later to a bewildered girlfriend. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 3:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i can usually never remember my dreams for longer than 5-10 seconds after waking up. but then i can never remember anything in the real world anyways...so no surprises there. what were talking about again? |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 4:02pm - largefreakatzero ""] AndrewBastard said:well i had a dream where a hamburger was eating ME In Soviet Russia? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 4:08pm - AndrewBastard ""] BlessedOffal said: AndrewBastard said:anyone? ANYONE? [img] NO IT WAS JERRY |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 5:54pm - nekronaut ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Feb 22,2011 5:56pm - Mutis ""] That's why I became vegan. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 6:16pm - arilliusbm ""] I have very epic/strange dreams all the time. Just about every night.. I wont go into detail with some here, but I <3 dreaming |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 7:06pm - BlessedOffal ""] AndrewBastard said: BlessedOffal said: AndrewBastard said:anyone? ANYONE? [img] NO IT WAS JERRY I know but I'm 99% sure this is the episode it was from. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 7:11pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Yeti said: xmikex said:My girlfriend was trying to have a serious conversation with me once while I was falling asleep. I lapsed into a dream that I was Jeff George at a press conference and I was being signed by the Colts after Peyton Manning blew out his ACL. I said to the crowd of reporters "Nobody can replace what Peyton has done for this team, but this is a resilient club with a lot of talent and right now I'm just excited to get out on the field and win some football games." I woke up and realized I had said most of that out loud. i don't know if this particular story is true, but that has happened to me before. i think i'm saying something in a dream and i wake up seconds later to a bewildered girlfriend. I had a dream I was Bill Cosby while my girlfriend was trying to get laid "asleep style" by giving me a handjob. Imagine her surprise when I started lecturing Theo about saving money as she stroked my cock. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2012 10:12am - Alx_Casket ""] I dreamed last night that I was at a metal bbq and timma (from rttp, not south park like OP) had some red hot sauce that he made that he was sampling to everyone. I wound up buying a bottle off of him. I have never met timma in real life, and have no idea what he looks like. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 11,2012 10:16am - dreadkill ""] i had a dream last night that i was in my parents' driveway and louis ck was on the sidewalk walking his dog, but he was in a wheelchair because he had broken both of his legs, so i guess he wasn't technically walking his dog. we talked about george carlin for a while and then i woke up. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 11,2012 10:48am - burnsy ""] I had too much to dream last night. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 11,2012 10:53am - dreadkill ""] burnsy said:I had too much to dream last night. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2012 10:54am - Alx_Casket ""] burnsy said:I brought the fucking realm last night. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 11,2012 11:08am - CurlyRed ""] I have a lot of nonsense recurring dreams. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 11,2012 11:40am - burnsy ""] Alx the thread connectah. Well done. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 11,2012 11:41am - Lamp ""] Hookers in Birmingham, Alabama and then going to a rave with Hitler? That's why they call it the dream world I guess, I couldn't imagine a white hooker from Alabama if I tried haha. |