Vital Remains looking for lead guitarist
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[Mar 3,2011 10:11am - zyklon ""]
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo...aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=154814
[Mar 3,2011 10:13am - largefreakatzero ""]
These guys need to hang it up already.
[Mar 3,2011 10:24am - AndrewBastard ""]
so fucking true...HANG IT UP TONY!
[Mar 3,2011 10:24am - Randy_Marsh ""]
only dave suzuki was real
[Mar 3,2011 10:28am - dreadkill ""]
Only lead bouzouki is real
[Mar 3,2011 10:28am - Alx_Casket ""]
only big lebowski is real
[Mar 3,2011 10:30am - megalodon shark ""]
only snakes eating paint is real
[Mar 3,2011 11:46am - i_am_not_me ""]
only snakes on a plane is real
[Mar 3,2011 11:55am - The_Rooster ""]
Only guitars shaped like an upside down cross with flashing red lights is real.
Also, only taking 1 and 1/2 hrs. to setup then delivering the most utterly boring set I've ever seen is real.
[Mar 3,2011 11:56am - W3 nli ""]
only not leaving your house unless you're paid 1000 bucks is true
[Mar 3,2011 12:00pm - Alx_Casket ""]
only drunkenly singing along to an mp3 of "Dechristianize" with VR members in the same room, followed immediately by doing the same with "California Love" is allston
[Mar 3,2011 12:02pm - boxxy ""]
this band needs more 17 year old members.
[Mar 3,2011 12:16pm - Slag NLI ""]
This band needs more velcro shoes.
[Mar 3,2011 12:20pm - death. ""]
Aaaah... FUCK YOU JESUS!
[Mar 3,2011 12:23pm - brian_dc ""]
only getting a day job is real
[Mar 3,2011 12:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
FIRST
[Mar 3,2011 12:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
FUCK
[Mar 3,2011 12:30pm - Nocuous_Fumes ""]
Enough is enough. Tony really needs to stop eating his 17 year old backup band. Seeing as only 0.01% of Youtube bedroom shredders don't suck, they are gonna eventually run out!
[Mar 3,2011 12:30pm - blue ""]
im trying out
[Mar 3,2011 12:56pm - megalodon shark ""]
Alx_Casket said:only drunkenly singing along to an mp3 of "Dechristianize" with VR members in the same room, followed immediately by doing the same with "California Love" is allston
haha didnt u put that on?
[Mar 3,2011 1:03pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Yeah. I don't think anyone in the room appreciated it :trollface:
[Mar 3,2011 1:23pm - boxxy ""]
blue said:im trying out
don't lie to me blue.
[Mar 3,2011 1:24pm - brian_dc ""]
blue is definitely lying to you
[Mar 3,2011 1:24pm - boxxy ""]
I know he is, and i want him to stop.
[Mar 3,2011 1:27pm - Yeti ""]
nothing vital remains for Vital Remains.
[Mar 3,2011 1:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Yeti said:nothing vital remains for Vital Remains.
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[Mar 4,2011 4:16pm - Seth ""]
I heard last night that they are looking for a drummer? true?
[Mar 4,2011 4:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Dechristianize was their last good one and even that one's inflated.
[Mar 4,2011 5:36pm - Scott Wily ""]
Only Scott Wily is real.
[Mar 4,2011 6:02pm - Jeff Grosslin ""]
Only I'm real you fucking punk! Taking my job! I'm fucking bitter! Vital sucks without me! I'm further then ever with Godless Rising! I got another tour coming up! Scott is so far from sounding like Glen. He'll never amount to anything! Zircon sucks! He thinks he's the anti-christ! BS!! I'm the fucking anti-christ! I'll show you all! Fags!
[Mar 4,2011 6:06pm - Dave Suzuki ""]
I'm god! Everyone loves me! Sorry I can't come out and play though.. My girlfriend say's I'm grounded still.. Maybe 3 more years I'll be out. See you then!
[Mar 4,2011 7:04pm - sir coughsalot ""]
Yeti said:nothing vital remains for Vital Remains.
this cracked me up.
[Mar 4,2011 10:08pm - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""]
Hey guys! I have about 300 Vital Remains t-shirts and a couple of guitars for sale. Anyone interested?
[Mar 4,2011 11:23pm - Samantha ""]
LOL @ some of the comments in this thread!
I don't think they're going to hang it up any time soon. Tony has a lot of determination. He has definitely earned my respect. The guy has been dealing with shady promoters since I was in elementary school, and he has some amazing tour stories. He probably just wants to keep playing death metal until he is too old and decrepit to do it anymore. Ha ha! You can't shit on anyone for that. I hope I'm still living the dream 20 years from now.
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[Mar 4,2011 11:29pm - reimroc ""]
W-U-E said:Vital Remains > Gorguts
lolno
[Mar 5,2011 12:20am - Archaeon ""]
This band has a faster turnover rate then McDonalds.
[Mar 5,2011 2:14am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Archaeon said:This band has a faster turnover rate then McDonalds.
Yeah whoever their HR person is should be ashamed of themselves.
[Mar 5,2011 3:22pm - AndrewBastard ""]
we(Basiliskk, pre-Horn of Valere) used to share a practice space with VR...prob like 2001 or '02...anyway, one day Tony rolls in while we're playing and tosses a new VR shirt over all of our shoulders while we're playing...once we're done with the song we're all looking at the shirts and like "hey, cool...thanks tony...blah blah" and hes like..."yeah, no problem; you guys are the first to own these brand news shirts......... DOT DOT DOT...... JUST GIVE ME LIKE $10 OR SOMETHING WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE"...
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
[Mar 5,2011 3:29pm - W3 nli ""]
LOL
[Mar 5,2011 4:26pm - dreadkill ""]
Hahahahaha, that's one way to sell merch
[Mar 5,2011 9:36pm - Samantha ""]
Only girls get free t-shirts.
[Mar 6,2011 2:00pm - demondave ""]
AndrewBastard said:we(Basiliskk, pre-Horn of Valere) used to share a practice space with VR...prob like 2001 or '02...anyway, one day Tony rolls in while we're playing and tosses a new VR shirt over all of our shoulders while we're playing...once we're done with the song we're all looking at the shirts and like "hey, cool...thanks tony...blah blah" and hes like..."yeah, no problem; you guys are the first to own these brand news shirts......... DOT DOT DOT...... JUST GIVE ME LIKE $10 OR SOMETHING WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE"...
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
I very briefly worked for a pizza place called Kingston Pizza. The owner pulled this on me. He came in and was putting away stuff and pulled out an ugly as sin shirt that he was selling. He asked if I was an XL and I said yea (thinking that we were now going to be required to wear the shirts). He tossed me a shirt and as he was leaving the store he said "I'll just take it out of your next check".
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[Mar 6,2011 5:58pm - burger king SS ""]
AndrewBastard said:we(Basiliskk, pre-Horn of Valere) used to share a practice space with VR...prob like 2001 or '02...anyway, one day Tony rolls in while we're playing and tosses a new VR shirt over all of our shoulders while we're playing...once we're done with the song we're all looking at the shirts and like "hey, cool...thanks tony...blah blah" and hes like..."yeah, no problem; you guys are the first to own these brand news shirts......... DOT DOT DOT...... JUST GIVE ME LIKE $10 OR SOMETHING WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE"...
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
total john dwyer move! total john dwyer move!
[Mar 6,2011 8:59pm - DrewBloodMobile ""]
This thread rules. I've told this story before, but its worth repeating. Back in 2006 I was looking to get a good draw band for a show I was booking and I noticed that Vital would be in town. I sent an e-mail to the band and they sent me the contact info for their agent. I called the agent and asked him how much they would need for a local gig. He said $1700 and I laughed and hung up the phone. Two months later I see VR headlining a show a week after mine with the door price set at $17.
[Mar 7,2011 12:37am - Clitannihilation ""]
I know your pissed at Suzuki for quitting on you, but I'd take him back at this point, if he is willing to. One last chance for dave.
[Mar 8,2011 12:59am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Mar 8,2011 6:31pm - Joe666777 ""]
lol! that looks like your moms cunt.