Only taking shits at work while you are on the clock is real.[views:6339][posts:39]______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 1:26pm - Alexecutioner ""] punched out for my lunch right now, holding it till i punch back in then off to the shitter |
| _____________________________ [Mar 8,2011 1:26pm - Yeti ""] i dropped an epic fartshit this morning on company time. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 8,2011 1:27pm - Mutis ""] It's best when you have some sweet iphone games. I feel bad for the shmucks on salary. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 1:28pm - Slag NLI ""] I'm performing some epic spray fart art right now as I type this. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:02pm - Alexecutioner ""] i dont think i've ever looked forward to punching in to work this much haha, i gotta shit so bad |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm currently clenching a log for maximum worktime fresh-release. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Alexecutioner said:i dont think i've ever looked forward to punching in to work this much haha, i gotta shit so bad SHIT NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR FECES |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:06pm - Alexecutioner ""] haha, FOUR MINUTES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:07pm - hauptpflucker ""] I think this may be a repost... |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:07pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] there is no god within these walls sir. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:08pm - Alexecutioner ""] FuckIsMySignature said:there is no god within these walls sir. no, just feces |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:11pm - Alexecutioner ""] TIME TO GO SHIT |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:12pm - Alx_Casket ""] GOD HAS NO PLACE WITHIN THESE WHAAAALES |
| _____________________________ [Mar 8,2011 3:21pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Mar 8,2011 4:10pm - ark ""] about to put something in writing, brb |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 4:19pm - RustyPS should be working ""] just took one on the clock...big one too lol |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 2:46pm - Alx_Casket ""] I was in the shitter playing sudoku for so long that both legs fell asleep. Achievement unlocked? |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 3:54pm - the_reverend ""] I was just thinking about this. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 4:02pm - Alx_Casket ""] hivemind masher |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 4:38pm - the_reverend ""] warm fuzzies. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 4:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] my head is taking a giant shit at work today. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 4:42pm - sixstringcarnage ""] Boss told me I might need to get myself checked out. For taking a 20 min longer. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 4:44pm - Alx_Casket ""] My boss sometimes asks if I'm feeling alright after I come back from the toilet. = one of life's silent victories |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 4:44pm - sixstringcarnage ""] Boom goes the dynamite |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 4:49pm - arktouros ""] GUYS I AM ABOUT TO DROP MY SECOND ONE TODAY |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 13,2011 4:51pm - sixstringcarnage ""] Dispensable shit ticket belt is a new idea for those 3 a day shit leavers |
| ______________________________ [Apr 14,2011 7:44am - Yeti ""] i'm about to drop something pre-Cambrian. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 14,2011 9:29am - xgodzillax ""] Currently shitting while being paid. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 14,2011 9:58am - the_reverend ""] I like the cut of your jib |
| _______________________________ [Apr 14,2011 10:41am - Yeti ""] rice and beans for dinner = relieving effortless shit |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 16,2011 10:52am - nekronaut ""] Only clocking in and then going downstairs to lock yourself in the bathroom for ten minutes before the store opens to check rttp and shit is real. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 16,2011 10:53am - AndrewBastard ""] i went to the post office and mailed out a bunch of shit then got lunch the other day all while clocked in...took about 1:45 my co-worker does it all the time so FUCK IT |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2011 12:15pm - Samantha ""] Yeti said:[img] :point: ITT: Peter Steele's hairy butt. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 16,2011 12:16pm - RustyPS should be working ""] just took a dump on the clock.....aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 16,2011 12:20pm - bloblovesmusic ""] About to take a dump too |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 16,2011 12:51pm - Alx_Casket ""] laying dumps all over the nation |
| ______________________________ [Aug 16,2011 7:06pm - BSV ""] only driving 5 miles to the nearest dunkin or hauling ass in a bobcat to the nearest porta john is real! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 21,2011 11:37am - Boozegood ""] Carry your shit in a bag to a fire about it. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 21,2011 1:10pm - Lamp nli ""] Fill a Gatorade bottle with urine while driving a big rig or Radikult |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2011 8:35pm - autofellatio ""] I love shitting while on the clock at work, and its not because I like milking the clock as much as it is that I like the idea of me being a professional shitter. |