[News] Eric Paone dates Iron Maiden's mascot
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[Mar 17,2011 6:52pm - MoonlightBeater ""]
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or is it that champion Seabiscuit?
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[Mar 17,2011 7:00pm - Pires ""]
MoonlightBeater said:[IMG]
or is it that Tony Lazaro?
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[Mar 17,2011 7:15pm - CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY ""]
:pukeface:
[Mar 17,2011 7:22pm - MoonlightBeater ""]
i vomited too.
[Mar 17,2011 9:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
To be fair, she's like a New Hampshire 8 or 9, at least.
[Mar 17,2011 9:38pm - ShadowSD ""]
Dying is starting to sound better than living free every minute.
[Mar 17,2011 10:15pm - LucidCurse ""]
I lol'd
[Mar 17,2011 11:43pm - CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:To be fair, she's like a New Hampshire 8 or 9, at least.
????
[Mar 18,2011 12:08am - goatcatalyst ""]
Intercontintal champion
[Mar 18,2011 4:28am - W3 nli ""]
did she not get enough skin
[Mar 18,2011 4:47am - Spaldino ""]
looks like there is plenty of it everywhere else
[Mar 18,2011 4:49am - W3 nli ""]
W3%20nli said:did she not get enough skin
i mean skin for her face.
[Mar 18,2011 4:50am - W3 nli ""]
Spaldino said:looks like there is plenty of it everywhere else
also spalding only jennsen and marcus is qualified to identify fatties.
[Mar 18,2011 5:35am - Spaldino ""]
why? im 300+ pounds. im pretty well versed in the realm of fatdom.
[Mar 18,2011 3:03pm - FUDGY WRAPPER LIFE PARTY ""]
He must have a fetish for gums half his age.
[Mar 18,2011 3:04pm - RichHorror ""]
I like her belt.
[Mar 18,2011 3:10pm - FUDGY WRAPPER LIFE PARTY ""]
I believe she defeated War Admiral to win the championship.
[Mar 18,2011 3:11pm - RichHorror ""]
LISANEEDSBRACES WANTS TO KNOW WHO'S NEXT
[Mar 19,2011 4:29am - Big Gums McGee ""]
I had to read through this whole thread before I figured that thing in the Sodom shirt was supposed to be female.
"People I can do without: people with BIG GUMS and small teeth"
George Carlin
I wonder if Blitz fucked her anyway.
[Mar 19,2011 4:30am - Big Gums McGee ""]
RichHorror said:I like her belt.
Nothing less could hold that enormous gunt of a fupa.
[Mar 19,2011 4:35am - Big Gums McGee ""]
I can't stop looking at those pictures. Its such a train wreck, and so goddamn fucking funny that a guy who runs a chain of porno stores has to fuck that. No wonder he owns 50,000,000,000 pornos. You'd have to watch that many to get hard again after one look at that. It's like the opposite of Medusa. You never get hard again. I could write a novel, no, a series of novels plus a volume of poetry on just the gums alone.
[Mar 19,2011 6:40am - scottfromzircon ""]
Mesothelioma, A.I.D.S., Herpes, and all other pustulent plagues growing in the minds and bodies of all enemies of Vital Remains. You die
The CANCER is growing now. The CANCER is spreading. LOSE!!!!! LOSE!!!!![Mar 19,2011 8:46am - Nigga in YO MAMMA ""]
damn son!
[Mar 19,2011 9:42am - A Tampon ""]
It's All Good Under the Hood ;>D
[Mar 19,2011 9:51am - A Condom ""]
No it's NOT All Good! To you, a Vag is a Vag because it's a non stop blood bath when you're there, but for me, i have the "privilege" of being there when it thinks it's "All That"... and in this case, the gums match the clam. It's like the new guy at the Roast Beef place put WAY too much on his 1st sandwich.
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[Mar 19,2011 1:46pm - Iron Maidens Mascot ""]
Don't drag ME into this!
[Mar 20,2011 4:09am - douchebag_patrol ""]
bennyhillifier
[Mar 20,2011 2:45pm - CandyStriperDeathOrgy ""]
Got nothing better to do again??? Well who ever started this thread, probably never could get a girlfriend.
[Mar 20,2011 2:46pm - CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY ""]
i would rather be single than call "that" my girlfriend. nice overbite....
[Mar 20,2011 2:48pm - lolol ""]
Ah, of course. Nothing beats your left hand, now does it? Or perhaps you're a righty...
Either way, old trolling is old.
[Mar 20,2011 2:49pm - CandyStriperDeathOrgy ""]
You are single... I called it!! So you must sit around and smell your mommies underwear and jerk yourself off.
[Mar 20,2011 2:49pm - CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY ""]
nope, not single, nice try tho
[Mar 20,2011 2:51pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""]
To be fair, many people look for MORE THAN looks in a mate. People can have other amazing qualities.
The problem is, I said MORE THAN. Not ANYTHING BUT.
*shiver*
[Mar 20,2011 4:44pm - BlessedOffal ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:To be fair, she's like a New Hampshire 8 or 9, at least.
:point:
[Mar 20,2011 4:45pm - nekronaut ""]
I am the guitarist/vocalist/songwriter/manager of the Thrash Metal band - Candy Striper Death Orgy. Besides playing in the band, I help run 6 adult stores..
Also, I work with Screaming Ferret Wreckords and the almighty Thrash band - Nuclear Assault. Almost forgot, I help out the guys at New England Concerts. You can check out more on me on our website... www.csdo.net[Mar 20,2011 4:49pm - CandyStriperDeathOrgy ""]
Yeah, you are single dipshit...
[Mar 20,2011 5:15pm - CandyStriperDeathOrgy ""]
Nekrosnot... That's old info you posted. You never knew that was up there? Wow, I thought you were on top of your game...
[Mar 20,2011 5:28pm - nekronaut ""]
...then update it you retard. Almost forgot, you're a faggot.
[Mar 20,2011 5:54pm - CandyStriperDeathOrgy ""]
Why should I update it dicksucker? I'm just pointing out that you're such a tough guy and you know so much... Boy, I wish I was you and played in a shitty band named Nachzehrer.
[Mar 20,2011 6:02pm - nekronaut ""]
I never claimed to be a tough guy or a know it all. I am however easily amused.
[Mar 20,2011 7:34pm - douchebag_patrol ""]
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