Razormaze is THE BEST local metal band - FUCK THE HATERZ!![views:36771][posts:39]______________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 11:52am - Pizza Pete ""] Boston Phoenix - Best Metal in Boston: RAZORMAZE [img] A little over a year ago, Razormaze developed into metal maturity with their Miseries EP, a shred-tacular sonic enhancer for any blood orgy ritual and/or D&D party. Though the shaggy quartet probably cause irreparable damage to their necks by speedily swinging their mighty manes — as is the wont of all true metal warriors — such is necessary to remain in Satan's good graces. They also win best song title-turned epithet for their fans. "Hulkamaniac" is to the Hulkster as "Slave to the Maze" is to Razormaze. Runners-up 2. Motherboar 3. Ramming Speed 4. Gozu http://thephoenix.com/BMP/Boston/2011/Metal/ |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2011 12:08pm - Slag ""] meh. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 12:11pm - josh_hates_you ""] Slag said:meh. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 12:13pm - ghey_faguettes ""] only thing to add, a conversation with my roommate "Dude what are we listening to?" "Gozu" "Aw maaaaaaaan, I could TOTALLY smoke weed to this!" "..... you are." |
| __________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 12:37pm - haupty ""] josh_hates_you said: Slag said:meh. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 12:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ghey_faguettes said:only thing to add, a conversation with my roommate "Dude what are we listening to?" "Gozu" "Aw maaaaaaaan, I could TOTALLY smoke weed to this!" "..... you are." HA! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 1:12pm - the_reverend ""] I guess they are on tour and one of their parents accepted for them. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 1:13pm - RichHorror ""] That's hilarious if true. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 2:50pm - sxealex ""] this doesnt feel like an rttp thread |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2011 3:15pm - Yeti ""] DICKS AND ABORTIONS |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 3:29pm - narkybark ""] STUFF SUX, ETC |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 3:29pm - narkybark ""] SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT IT |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 3:36pm - Goatrider ""] STUFF 'N JUNK OR UR A PUSSY. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 3:40pm - german goo girls ""] how about a "where are they now?" status update on those babes from the razermaze photo shoot? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 3:44pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] how bout an E True Hollywood Story about it bro? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 3:50pm - CurlyRed ""] They look like they are wearing girl pants |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 3:56pm - Papa John ""] Congratulations, boys!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 4:03pm - Mama Celeste ""] Congratulazioni! Ben fatto! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 4:24pm - Donatello ""] AWESOME! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 4:26pm - Leonardo ""] RIGHTEOUS!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 4:30pm - Raphael ""] BOSSANOVA!!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 4:32pm - NuclearWinter ""] german%20goo%20girls said:how about a "where are they now?" status update on those babes from the razermaze photo shoot? Still dating Razormaze. Congratulations to these guys, I believe they're in Canada right now -- probably shirtless. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 4:35pm - Michaelangelo ""] TOTALLY RADICAL!!!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 4:48pm - Blessed_Offal ""] I feel like they photoshopped sam to be smaller so alex wouldnt look so tiny in that pic at the top. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2011 5:10pm - Yeti ""] Raphael said:BOSSANOVA!!!!! fail. Michaelangelo said Bossanova. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 5:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] cassanova? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 5:31pm - narkybark ""] NOSSABOVA |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 5:35pm - Alexecutioner ""] Cassabova |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2011 5:44pm - Malmsteen ""] Blessed_Offal said:I feel like they photoshopped sam to be smaller so alex wouldnt look so tiny in that pic at the top. Its shopped alrite. Here's the original band photo: [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2011 4:53pm - saxlbeckett ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 20,2011 7:46pm - BlessedOffalNLI ""] mumbatu was kinda great |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 4:03pm - Mastah Shreddah ""] Yeti said: Raphael said:BOSSANOVA!!!!! fail. Michaelangelo said Bossanova. double fail. Donatello said Bossanova because he's the smart one and "does machines." And that's a fact, Jack. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 4:06pm - RichHorror ""] Truth. Michaelangelo is a party dude. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 4:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Thread is now about Mirage Studios. [img] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 4:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT DUDE GET TO FUCK JULIE STRAIN ON THE REGULAR?!? [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 4:10pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] The Hall & Oates-looking motherfucker obv, not Sloth over on the left. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 4:10pm - RichHorror ""] ONLY CEREBUS THE AARDVARK IS REAL |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 4:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Well Dave Sim gets to fuck Ayn Rand IN HIS MIND, why would he care about mid-90s pinup models? |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 4:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 21,2011 4:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] :D |