cold northern elite headbanger vengeance[views:2061][posts:23]__________________________________________________________________ [Jul 1,2011 1:12pm - cold northern elite headbanger vengeance ""] We are overnighters. We are proud of nothing. We hold nothingness at the top of our ideology. We are posers. We are hipsters at times, when times need be. We are just about old enough to catch the end of death metal and the beginning of the end of black metal and the way long over end of thrash. We think acting like surfers crusties is retro and cool. We think we are the best band in America because we used to be SS but realized we have no factual evidence of a supreme race. We have hipster scenester bands do a ritual about it. He have hipster scenesters do a cover album about it. We use band name generators to put together a bunch of synonyms for necro and low temperatures to do a band name about it. We hail the death of black metal the very genre we loved and killed. Black metal never did a overthrowing Christianity about it so it failed kind of like our style. We make patches about it. We hail northern America yet claim to hate America but find pride about it. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 1,2011 1:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] TL;DR |
| __________________________________ [Jul 1,2011 1:14pm - nekronaut ""] Quality thread. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 1,2011 1:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] FIRST |
| _____________________________ [Jul 1,2011 1:14pm - Yeti ""] my boy's a box! damn you! A BOX!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 1,2011 1:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] also: sentence structure analyzed, troll identified, no surprises. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 1,2011 1:16pm - Mark R ""] This was faintly amusing |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2011 1:20pm - arilliusbm ""] Where's Ghost? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 1,2011 4:05pm - Seth ""] :satancross: |
| _________________________________ [Jul 1,2011 6:44pm - CurlyRed ""] That was moving.... |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2011 6:45pm - Headbanging_Man ""] cold%20northern%20elite%20headbanger%20vengeance said:We are overnighters. We are proud of nothing. We hold nothingness at the top of our ideology. We are posers. We are hipsters at times, when times need be. We are just about old enough to catch the end of death metal and the beginning of the end of black metal and the way long over end of thrash. We think acting like surfers crusties is retro and cool. We think we are the best band in America because we used to be SS but realized we have no factual evidence of a supreme race. We have hipster scenester bands do a ritual about it. He have hipster scenesters do a cover album about it. We use band name generators to put together a bunch of synonyms for necro and low temperatures to do a band name about it. We hail the death of black metal the very genre we loved and killed. Black metal never did a overthrowing Christianity about it so it failed kind of like our style. We make patches about it. We hail northern America yet claim to hate America but find pride about it. Hmmmm... Any relation? dude%20cock said:i am looking for a man with a dick and balls preferable large and more than 5 inches i will suck the balls and tongue the little hairs between the balls and asshole i need you to be clean and white with a tan so i can lick your asshole and get fucked by your dick while your balls bang against my balls from behind - yours truly dude cock aka fuckismysignature |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 2:17am - CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE ""] There is nothing to fear and there is nowhere to go and there is nothing to ask for... Everything is nothing and nothing is everything. You are right when you say I have nothing to be proud of... Pride is nothing... let it go |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 3:05am - Charles River ""] CNV%20IS%20IN%20HIS%20HOLY%20TEMPLE said:There is nothing to fear and there is nowhere to go and there is nothing to ask for... Everything is nothing and nothing is everything. You are right when you say I have nothing to be proud of... Pride is nothing... let it go paul, what're you talking about? |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 4:23am - CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE ""] Up is down and left is right........ wrong is right and right is wrong bitch |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 4:24am - CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE ""] That's what I'm sayin NIGGA |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 4:26am - CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE ""] I'm like Naboo the Shaman cuz I always get it sorted out.............RIGHT |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 4:26am - CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE ""] ain't that right Keefy? |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 4:28am - CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE ""] Me mind is like ahhhhhhhhh fortress khed |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 4:29am - CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE ""] and Niggaz wanna fuck wit it.... But I told ya baby that Niggaz just can't fade me cuz it ain't nuthin but ahhhh CNV thing baby |
| __________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 6:22am - Boozegood ""] tl;dr |
| __________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 6:24am - Boozegood ""] K, read it. 4/10 I guess, being nice. Not enough stuff actually related to anything to be that funny. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 6:26am - Boozegood ""] I did just order vinyl to Iraq though, ZOMG SO KVUKCKCUUVKCULLT! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 4,2011 2:19pm - ouchdrummer ""] lame. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:06am - wefje0e42e4j ""] you're all equally lame. get off the forums and live in the reel warld. |