Suicide: how would you do it?[views:4521][posts:59]______________________________ [Jul 5,2011 11:29am - NLI ""] how would you do it? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 11:30am - the_reverend ""] fapping |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 11:30am - FuckIsMySignature ""] NOW. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 11:32am - GUYnli ""] booze and pills or GTFO |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 11:50am - Alx_Casket ""] on rttp payperview |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 11:50am - narkybark ""] I would have someone put a pillow over my face, then two shots with a silencer and then they could lift the pillow and close my eyes. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 11:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] narkybark said:I would have someone put a pillow over my face, then two shots with a silencer and then they could lift the pillow and close my eyes. Hahahahaha |
| ______________________________ [Jul 5,2011 11:53am - NLI ""] well i've been thinking about doing it. any suggestions rttp? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] lol wow. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:08pm - dR. kEVORkIAN ""] DO IT NOW hUrrY up fAgGOt |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:10pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] By bukkake! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:15pm - pablo ""] get a garden hose, stick it in your exhaust pipe and seal it with that expanding foam insulation stuff. then put the hose through your window and seal it with more insulation. then sit in the car with the engine running drinking whiskey and taking percs, or do that before you get in the car |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] 12 gauge shotgun with 00 buckshot. Put it in your mouth and pull trigger with toe for amazing brain mural action. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] leave a mess or GTFO |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:22pm - aaron_michael ""] jump off the Pru |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:31pm - narkybark ""] alternate: top of the Pru, make a noose out a rope that's 120 feet long, yell "It's all for you Damien!" and then jump off, crashing into one of the windows as you snapback. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:36pm - NLI ""] All suggestions are being taken into consideration. I still think using a hollow point .45 Colt 1911 is the best option I've got so far since I don't have access to a shotgun. Or I was thinking of going to a crowded gas station and spraying fuel everywhere right before I light up |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Just make sure I'm not at that gas station. Or I'll... well find a way to make you live or something - in pain. horrible pain. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:44pm - aaron_michael ""] NLI said: Or I was thinking of going to a crowded gas station and spraying fuel everywhere right before I light up Eh, if I was gonna off, I'd be wicked pussy about it and want a quick (yet impressive) death. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:46pm - largefreakatzero ""] NLI said:All suggestions are being taken into consideration. I still think using a hollow point .45 Colt 1911 is the best option I've got so far since I don't have access to a shotgun. Or I was thinking of going to a crowded gas station and spraying fuel everywhere right before I light up Can I have the 1911 after you're done with it? Always looking for new additions to the collection. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:47pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 12:49pm - Blessed_Offal ""] I would play the Manowar drinking game with whiskey, and die fast. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 1:02pm - posbleak ""] Make a long noose out of piano wire, secure one end to the building and tie the noose around your neck. Apply Superglue to palms, press them to the sides of your head and let the glue dry. Jump. Surprise! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 1:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Heads up! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 1:10pm - frankovhell ""] week long opiate/drug bindge culminating in heroin OD. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 1:13pm - hauptpflucker ""] Helmetless motorcycle accident at helmet law protest. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 5,2011 1:36pm - KEVORD ""] Join Candy Striper Death Orgy = Dead to the world. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 5,2011 1:37pm - Mutis ""] take some muthafuckas down with me |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 2:23pm - Lamp nli ""] Eat a meal of chili and super chlorinated pool water and fart myself to death in an airtight closet |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 2:44pm - amorok666 ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 3:41pm - SLAAAAG ""] Killing yourself is seriously the biggest cop-out ever. You'll be the biggest pussy i've never known. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 3:46pm - SLAAAAG ""] In all seriousness, why kill yourself? |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 3:54pm - Boozegood ""] I didn't think RTTP could wish it was 4Chan any more than now. "LoloLoLlOL AN HERO NOW DO IT FAGggGOTTt!!1one!' |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 3:56pm - Boozegood ""] Also: newfags can't triforce. Also: #fortune in namefield. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 3:58pm - Boozegood ""] Seriously though, if you have a 1911 with ammo and want to kill yourself, what is the question here? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 5,2011 4:10pm - Mutis ""] Only frisbee seppuku is real. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 5,2011 4:38pm - NLI ""] SLAAAAG said:In all seriousness, why kill yourself? you ever have a feeling that you just cant let go of? something you cant stop thinkg about, that bothers you to no end. it plagues your life, makes you miserable and all you want is for it to stop? well i want it to stop |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 4:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this is why there is drugs and booze. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 4:58pm - largefreakatzero ""] Boozegood said:Seriously though, if you have a 1911 with ammo and want to kill yourself, what is the question here? Hey, I want that 1911 after he's done. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 5,2011 5:06pm - Yeti ""] DO IT! DO IT FUCKER! BRING ME THE GUN, I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT FOR YA!! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 5:13pm - Doomkid ""] Needed: bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 7:50pm - BALLSACKKICKER ""] JACKHAMMER STR8 TO FACE DO IT |
| _______________________________ [Jul 5,2011 8:03pm - burnsy ""] Yeti said:DO IT! DO IT FUCKER! BRING ME THE GUN, I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT FOR YA!! Is it bad that I know this reference? Methinks probably. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 8:08pm - nekronaut ""] burnsy said: Yeti said:DO IT! DO IT FUCKER! BRING ME THE GUN, I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT FOR YA!! Is it bad that I know this reference? Methinks probably. Ugh, me too. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 11:09pm - thirdknuckle ""] Well people look and people stare Well I don't think that I even care You work your life away and what do they give? You're only killing yourself to live Killing yourself to live Killing yourself to live Just take a look around you what do you see Pain, suffering, and misery It's not the way that the world was meant It's a pity you don't understand Killing yourself to live Killing yourself to live I'm telling you Believe in me Nobody else will tell you Open your eyes And see the lies, oh yeah You think I'm crazy and baby I know that it's true Before that you know it I think That you'll go crazy too I don't know if I'm up or down Whether black is white or blue is brown The colors of my life are all different somehow Little boy blue's a big girl now So you think it's me who's strange But you've never had to make the change Never give your trust away You'll end up paying till your dying day |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 5,2011 11:29pm - LPCustom ""] Listen to Blessed Offal for 2 entire songs. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 1:21am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Confront an alligator, let it eat you raw. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 1:24am - nekronaut ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:String cheese incident. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 9:34am - GUYnli ""] DIAL 1-800 CYANIDE LINE |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 9:55am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Get some LSD or a drink from the bar, get behind the wheel and crash the car. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 9:55am - the_reverend ""] obv, AIDS from tons of unprotected sex, duh. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 6,2011 10:32am - NLI ""] All suggestions are being taken into consideration. I still think using a hollow point .45 Colt 1911 is the best option I've got so far since I don't have access to a shotgun. Or I was thinking of going to a crowded gas station and spraying fuel everywhere right before I light up |
| ______________________________ [Jul 6,2011 10:35am - Yeti ""] dumb thread is dumb. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 10:36am - Boozegood ""] EDIT. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 10:37am - Boozegood ""] Better idea: Pretend you are a journalist, get a ticket to Libya, join the rebels, and die fighting. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 11:31am - The_Rooster ""] I would make it a pay-to-play event. Whoever sells the most tickets gets to pull the trigger. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 1:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Drugs and skydiving. With my family history, if butt cancer doesn't kill me, I'll live to a hundred and my brain will start to rot. Which is worse than death from where I'm standing, so I've been planning this since I was a kid. Once I start forgetting which ninja turtle is which or how many hit dice ogres have or whatever, it's flying Hunter S. Thompson time. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 2:37pm - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 2:40pm - largefreakatzero ""] Fuckin' squirrels, how do they work? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 2:58pm - The_Rooster ""] the_reverend said: bennyhillifier good story. |