Male Birth Control[views:4467][posts:50]____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 8:31am - Alx_Casket ""] http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/185955/201...ale-birth-control-contraceptive.htm Currently the major problem with the male pill is that when you drink alcohol, it not only makes the pill ineffective, but makes dude sick too. Scientists are working hard to get around this problem. Other alternatives are being explored, such as an injectable gel into the scrote (so far this has not been shown to be reversible), or blasting one's balls with high frequency sound waves. :whipper: |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 8:57am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just drive with my cell phone tucked under my junk. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 9:15am - Dankill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I just drive with my cell phone tucked under my junk.:point: |
| _______________________________ [Jul 25,2011 9:24am - Mutis ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I just drive with my cell phone tucked under my junk. That only works if it's ringing. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 9:31am - arilliusbm ""] Or you can get snipped. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 9:31am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Mutis said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I just drive with my cell phone tucked under my junk. That only works if it's ringing. Explain your logic. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 10:06am - posbleak ""] Alx_Casket said:Currently the major problem with the male pill is that when you drink alcohol, it not only makes the pill ineffective, but makes dude sick too. Scientists are working hard to get around this problem. Other alternatives are being explored, such as an injectable gel into the scrote (so far this has not been shown to be reversible), or blasting one's balls with high frequency sound waves. :whipper: Then there's RISUG, which has no side effects at all, but big pharma seems to believe that US men are too wussy to let a needle near their bits. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 10:14am - Alx_Casket ""] I don't think getting snipped has a good reputation for reversibility. As for needles, bring it on. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 25,2011 10:32am - ark ""] human genophage. sterility for all. arena combat for breeding rights. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 10:34am - the_reverend ""] PS: do want male pill. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 10:39am - Pires ""] the_reverend said:PS: do want male pill. Too late |
| _______________________________ [Jul 25,2011 10:40am - Yeti ""] shoot it at their face. problem solved. |
| _______________________________________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 10:43am - your (by your hopes) unlikely to exist gran ""] ark said:human genophage. sterility for all. arena combat for breeding rights.just what we need... less science and more violence! |
| ___________________________________________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 10:45am - your (by your hopes) unlikely to exist grandson ""] whoops grandson* |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 10:51am - Blessed_Offal ""] what do we need this shit for? the pill works fine. if bitches don't wanna take that shit, then bitches can get fucked by someone elses dick, cuz BLESSED OFFAL don't rock rubber. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 10:52am - xmikex ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 11:24am - posbleak ""] Blessed_Offal said:what do we need this shit for? the pill works fine. Yeah the best part is when it kills your sex drive and brings out the zits like you're back in junior high. Not to mention how easy it is to tell dudes you're on the pill and then collect the child support checks nine months later. This would put Maury Povich out of business. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 11:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Pires said: the_reverend said:PS: do want male pill. Too late ZING! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 11:30am - largefreakatzero ""] I'm snipped, no care. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 11:46am - Blessed_Offal ""] Teach that bitch to take a load to the face. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 11:49am - DestroyYouAlot ""] ark said:human genophage. sterility for all. arena combat for breeding rights. Or at the very least, arena Travel Scrabble. If you can't break 150, you probably shouldn't reproduce. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 11:55am - Alx_Casket ""] life as an RPG, get functional mount at level 30 |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 11:59am - DestroyYouAlot ""] hahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 12:02pm - Blessed_Offal ""] You have been chosen for sterilization, by the department... of depopulation! bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Jul 25,2011 12:09pm - ark ""] your%20(by%20your%20hopes)%20unlikely%20to%20exist%20gran said: ark said:human genophage. sterility for all. arena combat for breeding rights.just what we need... less science and more violence! No, no, no. We need more science and less people. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 12:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Alx_Casket said:life as an RPG, get functional mount at level 30 I took a level in "booty". |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 12:17pm - the_reverend ""] Pires said: the_reverend said:PS: do want male pill. Too lateQFT |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 12:18pm - the_reverend ""] posbleak said:Not to mention how easy it is to tell dudes you're on the pill and then collect the child support checks nine months later. This would put Maury Povich out of business."wait, I told you that and you believed me? ha!" |
| _____________________________ [Jul 25,2011 1:29pm - pam ""] And no men will use it because a) why when they could just put the responsibility off on the "the bitch" b) it would involve seeing a doctor willingly c) they could just pretend they can't get erect while using it. (see also: go-to condom excuse) d) their friends will call them gay |
| _______________________________ [Jul 25,2011 1:32pm - USBM ""] pam said:And no men will use it because a) why when they could just put the responsibility off on the "the bitch" b) it would involve seeing a doctor willingly c) they could just pretend they can't get erect while using it. (see also: go-to condom excuse) d) their friends will call them gay Simple reply, just close your legs!! or for a guy just jerk off. Problem resolved |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 2:05pm - the_reverend ""] pam said:And I hope no men will use it because a) I love babies! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 2:13pm - Alx_Casket ""] @pam: How would taking a pill to have less consequences from sex make someone gay? Perhaps something like this would increase the likelihood of a male to see a doctor willingly. A man can't say that the pill desensitizes the area like a condom does. And most men are fucking cunts/bitches too. We just can't pop out babies. YET. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 2:18pm - arktouros ""] SOME DAY |
| __________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 2:29pm - ShadowSD ""] Alx_Casket said:blasting one's balls with high frequency sound waves I can't wait to see the look on the face of the first woman who gets asked "can you yell at my balls before we do it?" |
| __________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 2:31pm - Dankill ""] pam said:And no men will use it because a) why when they could just put the responsibility off on the "the bitch" b) it would involve seeing a doctor willingly c) they could just pretend they can't get erect while using it. (see also: go-to condom excuse) d) their friends will call them gayAre you kidding me? Aside from B, because a good amount of dudes have an issue with doctors, I couldn't see the other reasons you listed actually happening? If a pill like that worked with no serious side effects, most guys would probably call this a godsend so the condom excuse goes out the window. Two pills are better then one. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 2:32pm - Alx_Casket ""] Ever yell into a vagina? It's more fun than you may think! |
| _______________________________ [Jul 25,2011 2:34pm - Mutis ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Mutis said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I just drive with my cell phone tucked under my junk. That only works if it's ringing. Explain your logic. Haven't you ever popped corn with a cell phone? |
| __________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 2:43pm - ShadowSD ""] Alx_Casket said:Ever yell into a vagina? It's more fun than you may think! REEEEECOLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH....... |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 2:57pm - xgodzillax ""] Yeti said:shoot it at their face. problem solved. :point: |
| __________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 3:00pm - posbleak ""] I've also heard that one of the reasons male birth control hasn't caught on in the US is that pharma marketers assume that women won't trust men to stay on top of their birth control. What a load. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 3:24pm - AndrewBastard ""] "back in my day we didnt have all those fancy birth control methods....LIKE PULLING OUT" |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 3:36pm - dreadkill ""] AndrewBastard said:"back in my day we didnt have all those fancy birth control methods....LIKE PULLING OUT" that man can squeeze a pair of balls. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 3:54pm - OldFrenchWhore ""] LOLZ at people forgetting that condoms also prevent STI's. NO BABBY? NO RUBBER! YES HEPRES! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 3:57pm - Alx_Casket ""] I never worry about STD's. That's what the morning after pill is for. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 4:02pm - arilliusbm ""] Sex without condoms > way better feeling than sex with condoms. Don't take my word for it, though, I've already reproduced. Kid is awesome and rad though, albeit my social/band/music/financial life has not been the same in 6 years. I just want to LOL at the rttp people who end up having kids and watching their habits change drastically. Which I doubt, of course. Most of you probably won't have kids. That is, unless you realize you want them in your late 30s. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 4:06pm - Alx_Casket ""] Eh, I'll have kids in a few years. This black metal dream can't last forever, I mean it's been dead since the 90s anyway! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 4:21pm - the_reverend ""] dreadkill said: AndrewBastard said:"back in my day we didnt have all those fancy birth control methods....LIKE PULLING OUT" that man can squeeze a pair of balls.that man had a kid. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 7:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Alx_Casket said:Ever yell into a vagina? It's more fun than you may think! They don't call it "yodeling in the canyon" for nothin'. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 11:56pm - xgodzillax ""] condoms are for teenagers. I think black, puerto-rican, asian, and spanish dudes should be born with a permanent condom *edit* or just vasectomized at birth. I also think that fat white, gorilla fucked sluts should be sterilized. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2011 11:58pm - xgodzillax ""] sorry, that came out as raysissssssssss |
| _______________________________ [Jul 26,2011 12:57am - Lamp ""] Find me a lady who would be interested in receiving my seed, and I would gladly use this pill as a method of making sure she gets it while not actually getting it. |