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the economy just might be worth laughing at

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[Aug 13,2011 11:40am - ValkyrieScreams ""]
ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT :

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".

And, finally........

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,and asked if I could drive a truck.
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[Aug 13,2011 11:42am - arilliusbm ""]
lol, you did it
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[Aug 13,2011 11:50am - ValkyrieScreams ""]
pretty fuckin' random, but yeah
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[Aug 13,2011 12:04pm - pam ""]
ITT: FWD
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[Aug 13,2011 9:35pm - Samantha ""]
Ha ha ha! I can't wait until the economy gets so bad that debt collectors can't afford to call you 15 times per day.
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[Aug 13,2011 9:35pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
REPOST THIS AS YOUR STATUS IF YOU AGREE
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[Aug 13,2011 9:36pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
ITT: Michelle apparently gets email forwards from my mom
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[Aug 13,2011 9:55pm - vaettir  ""]

Samantha said:Ha ha ha! I can't wait until the economy gets so bad that debt collectors can't afford to call you 15 times per day.


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[Aug 13,2011 10:18pm - the economy  ""]
well i bet you all posted this thread on the internet thinking i would never read it. i am appalled that you mock me while i'm in a rut. i'll be sure to go to your house and mock you when your mother dies or your siblings end up in jail or rehab. faggots.
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[Aug 13,2011 11:28pm - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Aug 14,2011 11:29pm - The_Communtity  ""]
thank you.


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