quick money?[views:2122][posts:16]_____________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 11:20am - brokefuck ""] suggestions? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 11:21am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Hold down shift and hit the 4 button a shitload of times. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 11:21am - FuckIsMySignature ""] rob a liqour store or you're a pussy |
| _________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 11:24am - fixed ""] FuckIsMySignature said:rob a liqour store or you're a hipster |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 12:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Hold down shift and hit the 4 button a shitload of times. [/thread] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 12:44pm - the_reverend ""] I'm not saying slavery is cool, but it does get you a shit ton of rum! |
| _______________________________ [Sep 15,2011 12:46pm - Yeti ""] start a bank account and freeze yourself, then unfreeze yourself in 1000 years. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 12:52pm - joostin ""] Nobody pays me in rum... [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 12:54pm - the_reverend ""] and the system works! |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 3:35pm - Blessed Offal NLI ""] Yeti said:start a bank account with like ten bucks and a fake address, then overdraw it as much as you can. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 3:38pm - KEVORD ""] Book Goatwhore in Maine. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 3:50pm - josh_hates_you ""] Credit card fraud. I know I have mentioned this idea before........ Sign up for hundreds of cards, as many as you can. Should be easy online. Lets assume you get approved for 100 cards and they send them all to you. Let's assume all 100 cards have a $2000 limit. That's 200k in credit. Spend all day going from ATM to ATM withdrawing as much as you can in cash advances. Max out every card. Make no payments on any of them. The worst that could possibly happen to you is that you ruin your credit. Big deal, you're broke anyways and dont need credit if you dont plan on buying a house in the next 7 years. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 15,2011 3:52pm - Lamp ""] Well, you could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 15,2011 4:24pm - Lamp ""] josh_hates_you said:Sign up for hundreds of cards, as many as you can. Should be easy online. Lets assume you get approved for 100 cards and they send them all to you. Let's assume all 100 cards have a $2000 limit. That's 200k in credit. Spend all day going from ATM to ATM withdrawing as much as you can in cash advances. Max out every card. Make no payments on any of them. The worst that could possibly happen to you is that you ruin your credit. Big deal, you're broke anyways and dont need credit if you dont plan on buying a house in the next 7 years. Because boy howdy, if there's one thing I can think of that will truly make the world a better place, it's scamming and frauding anyone you can to get ahead because it's easier than doing an honest day's work. Cool, man. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 4:29pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Lamp said:Well, you could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks. Or fifty really fat chicks for 1000 bucks. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 15,2011 9:41pm - ridahsofdizoom ""] Lamp said: josh_hates_you said:Sign up for hundreds of cards, as many as you can. Should be easy online. Lets assume you get approved for 100 cards and they send them all to you. Let's assume all 100 cards have a $2000 limit. That's 200k in credit. Spend all day going from ATM to ATM withdrawing as much as you can in cash advances. Max out every card. Make no payments on any of them. The worst that could possibly happen to you is that you ruin your credit. Big deal, you're broke anyways and dont need credit if you dont plan on buying a house in the next 7 years. Because boy howdy, if there's one thing I can think of that will truly make the world a better place, it's scamming and frauding anyone you can to get ahead because it's easier than doing an honest day's work. Cool, man. Yeah those poor honest working credit card companies! |
| ______________________________ [Sep 15,2011 9:49pm - Lamp ""] That kind of mentality is exactly why groups like the Tea Party exist in the first place. Don't be a cunt, don't scam people, work a damn job, and live within your means, and the right will have no reason to believe that welfare recipients are just a bunch of leeches who live by sucking off the government's teat and other bullshit techniques to avoid contributing something to the planet. |