So, what local "meh-tal" bands do you honestly think suck?
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[Sep 16,2011 9:38am - eyehatehippies ""]
Dig into them.
[Sep 16,2011 9:47am - eyehatehippies ""]
Fine, I already know that everyone who posts here is a cowardly little child, so as usual, I'll go first.
Revocation. Shit band. All hype, no metal.
Dream Theater. One of the worst bands I've ever heard.
[Sep 16,2011 9:56am - Alx_Casket ""]
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings :S
[Sep 16,2011 9:56am - Duhh ""]
Black Pyrimid
[Sep 16,2011 9:57am - Troll Bulletin ""]
Any band with any connection to RTTP
[Sep 16,2011 9:58am - Duhh ""]
Troll%20Bulletin said:Any band with any connection to eyehatehippies
[Sep 16,2011 10:02am - eyehatehippies ""]
Black Pyramid is the most obvious one, that was why I quit. Worst local band ever, no substance or originality, sloppy playing bad songwriting, obsession with volume, gear, and pristine studio recordings to cover for the glaring flaws. Good call on that one, too bad you couldn't say it to me like a man, instead of an owned little bitch hiding behind an alias.
Too bad you're too stupid to spell "P-Y-R-A-M-I-D" correctly, but since you're an anonymous "troll", pretty simple for you to just claim that you spelled it wrong on purpose. Until then, just ignore those little red squiggly lines under your text, they just mean that Jesus loves you.
[Sep 16,2011 10:11am - AndrewBastard ""]
its hard to admit when you dont like a local band particulrly if you've got friends in the band...
but lets face it...just because they're local doesnt meant they're good or that you HAVE to like them.
[Sep 16,2011 10:15am - Mark_R ""]
Ashers. I don't think they're anything but annoying.
[Sep 16,2011 10:16am - hauptpflucker ""]
Godsmack
[Sep 16,2011 10:18am - hauptpflucker ""]
All That Remains, Shadows Fall, The Acacia Strain
[Sep 16,2011 10:18am - eyehatehippies ""]
Godsmack does suck, very obvious one.
Trying to think of a good one, there has to be a band that are good guys who I know, but I just don't care for.
[Sep 16,2011 10:22am - ghoulash ""]
hauptpflucker said:All That Remains, Shadows Fall, The Acacia Strain
ill back that up by saying any band that is STILL adding mosh parts as the centerpiece to their songs.
[Sep 16,2011 10:23am - ghoulash ""]
coalesce
[Sep 16,2011 10:23am - eyehatehippies ""]
Okay, you know who I thought really blew?
Lamont. Pete was always a nice guy to me and such, but I never cared for his band, it just did not do it for me. Too many other bands doing it a lot better, but that's the story of the music business, isn't it? I heard that Pete is an awesome realtor though, so why the fuck does he need to play in shitty bands anyways? Good guy + good job > wasting time and money in shitty band.
Mess With The Bull was REALLY bad though...
[Sep 16,2011 11:48am - josh_hates_you ""]
Since we are being honest I'll try to remember some bands that bored the shit out of me, write boring songs and just can't play their instruments.
Blue Aside - I heard the cd is ok but live, no thanks.
Ravage - This band does not belong on a semi major label.
Aversed - The singer cannot sing while playing guitar at the same time.
Sea of Bones - Crushing but boring.
Frozen - All the talent in the world can't write a song I want to hear. Luckily they cover Rush.
Autolatry - They should stick to playing death metal.
Sorrowseed - Do I really need to elaborate?
Skullhammer - Boring throwback thrash.
Suicide Dream - Great people in this band, just dont dig them as a band.
Holy Sheet - Stupidest band I think I have ever seen.
That's all I can think of off the top of my head. I'm sure their are a LOT more where those came from.
[Sep 16,2011 11:55am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Mark_R said:Ashers. I don't think they're anything but annoying.
Coasting on the Unseen's popularity? It's more likely than you think!
[Sep 16,2011 11:56am - nekronaut ""]
I think what OP was trying to say was
Deathamphetamine < every other band EVER
[Sep 16,2011 11:57am - eyehatehippies ""]
I can def see that with Blue Aside. They are really hit or miss with their live show, but they are still a young band trying to find their feet. I love the CD, but I've seen them close to trainwreck sets, and yeah, those are my boys. Hopefully, touring and some time off have helped them develop as a band.
[Sep 16,2011 12:04pm - brian_dc ""]
ghoulash said:coalesce
midwest band...
[Sep 16,2011 12:09pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
brian_dc said:
ghoulash said:coalesce
midwest band...either way, Coalesce is the shit
[Sep 16,2011 12:15pm - eyehatehippies ""]
I actually do not remember a single Coalesce song. I swear that I've heard them, but since I don't remember, I could very well be wrong. It could be that I just have heard the name so often, they have become an institution, and I just assume that therefore I have actually heard their music.
[Sep 16,2011 12:27pm - Mark_R ""]
I thought they were over around 1999
[Sep 16,2011 12:28pm - brian_dc ""]
They released an album last year. I think they took a hiatus, though.
[Sep 16,2011 1:02pm - yummy ""]
ox. saw them at the palladium maybe 3 years ago. They didn't do it for me. Not like they did at the Met over 10 years ago. They were all fucked up.
[Sep 16,2011 1:15pm - josh_hates_you ""]
95% of the bands that post in the New England Metal Union page on facebook.
[Sep 16,2011 1:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
^ fckn srsly
[Sep 16,2011 1:31pm - frankovhell ""]
The majority of death metal bands from around here are boring as fuck. I like Blessed Offal thats about it.
[Sep 16,2011 1:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
josh_hates_you said:95% of the bands that post in the New England Metal Union page on facebook.
LULZ
[Sep 16,2011 1:43pm - josh_hates_you ""]
Graveside Service - I know they catch a lot of shit for their brand of troll promoting. But seriously, this band is terrible. And yes I have seen them live.
Inverticrux - Do a wrengasm about it.
Your Pain is Endearing - Chug Chug. Noodle Noodle. Repeat. Cool dance moves.
Widow Sunday - Dance dance revolution core.
[Sep 16,2011 2:51pm - gravesideservice will bash josh fag in the head ""]
Josh you are a fag. Your band is hipster and you should die. How are we terrible? Your fucking dumb ass band is terrible and has been done a million fucking times so eat shit. Heres how terrible we are...
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[Sep 16,2011 2:52pm - gravesideservice will bash josh fag in the head ""]
bennyhillifier
[Sep 16,2011 2:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
You have succussfully proved how terrible you are posting videos. Kudos.
[Sep 16,2011 3:42pm - Blessed Offal NLI ""]
frankovhell said:The majority of death metal bands from around here are boring as fuck. I like Blessed Offal thats about it.
also, The Proselyte. Theres others but I cant think of any.[Sep 16,2011 4:37pm - eyehatehippies ""]
I like Blessed Offal, they are one of the better DM bands I've heard around, but I think they appeal to me because they incorporate so many elements from black metal and other genres.
Grave Side Service, the dude is a really nice guy. The CD he gave me is pretty good, not exactly my thing, but I respect that, and honestly I have not seen them live, so I cannot comment on that.
The Proselyte...they are tricky. I've seen them through the years, played with them, etc, and it seems like a band that is constantly evolving. I remember when they were doing the Isis/Neurosis thing, but had some really cool rock elements, like extended jams/guitar solos, and it sounded novel in a sense. They just keep searching, and I can respect that. I may not always agree or like all choices that they make as a band, as far as what direction they explore, but fuck it. I'm just one guy.
[Sep 16,2011 5:05pm - Sacreligion ""]
bennyhillifier
[Sep 16,2011 5:06pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Hey, look at that, there is that Sacre dude who no longer exists because he is uncreative and a follower.
Tough luck, bub.
[Sep 16,2011 5:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Wouldn't you say it is uncreative to call him uncreative over and over again?
IRONY - look it up.
[Sep 16,2011 5:13pm - Sacreligion ""]
This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.
[Sep 16,2011 5:13pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Sacreligion said:This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.
Hahahaha...
Blank post = YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE.
And still, you keep posting, even though you are less than a human, less than a sheep, less than a ghost.
My advice = quit. You lose, loser.
[Sep 16,2011 5:15pm - Elihhcb ""]
What's ironic?...
No I mean what's Ironic mean
[Sep 16,2011 5:16pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Elihhcb said:What's ironic?...
No I mean what's Ironic mean
What's ironic is that you post under an alias, because you are a coward and my owned bitch.
Now roll over, little childish dog...roll over, and then play dead like a good bitch.
[Sep 16,2011 5:17pm - Sacreligion ""]
eyehatehippies said:
Sacreligion said:This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.
Hahahaha...
Blank post = YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE.
And still, you keep posting, even though you are less than a human, less than a sheep, less than a ghost.
My advice = quit. You lose, loser.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
[Sep 16,2011 5:17pm - BlownUpJamPad ""]
I saw Krallice in NYC and people were acting like they were soooooo good. I thought they sucked and were boring.
[Sep 16,2011 5:18pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Sacreligion said:
eyehatehippies said:
Sacreligion said:This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.
Hahahaha...
Blank post = YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE.
And still, you keep posting, even though you are less than a human, less than a sheep, less than a ghost.
My advice = quit. You lose, loser.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
LULZ...no ability to post.
[Sep 16,2011 5:20pm - Eli_hhcb ""]
eyehatehippies said:
Elihhcb said:What's ironic?...
lol here's Irony
No I mean what's Ironic mean
What's ironic is that you post under an alias, because you are a coward and my owned bitch.
Now roll over, little childish dog...roll over, and then play dead like a good bitch.
[Sep 16,2011 5:22pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Deciding to grow a pair?
Who are you then, Eli? Do you even fucking know, or are you just the shadow of an alias?
Either way, you are weak, and I own you, no matter what. You have no soul, no creativity, and no individuality. Get used to it, I am your master. Dance for me, bitch.
[Sep 16,2011 5:24pm - Eli_hhcb ""]
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[Sep 16,2011 5:27pm - eyehatehippies ""]
Eli_hhcb said:[img]
Yes, you are an ugly son of a bitch.
I'd still fuck you, if it makes you feel any better.
Because I like the ugly chicks best. They never suck in bed, because they always feel that they have a LOT to prove.
[Sep 16,2011 6:04pm - ThirdKnuckle ""]
With every letter you type, you are confirming how much that post a week ago hurt your butt
[Sep 16,2011 6:24pm - eyehatehippies ""]
ThirdKnuckle said:With every letter you type, you are confirming how much that post a week ago hurt your butt
If you say so, it must be true, right?
How is your butt these days?
[Sep 16,2011 6:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
BlownUpJamPad said:I saw Krallice in NYC and people were acting like they were soooooo good. I thought they sucked and were boring.
You were correct.
[Sep 16,2011 6:31pm - BlownUpJamPad ""]
The only butt worth talking about is Scarlett Johansson's
[Sep 16,2011 6:54pm - ThirdKnuckle ""]
What about George Michael's?
[Sep 16,2011 7:36pm - Sacreligion ""]
ThirdKnuckle said:What about George Michael's?
*Joke about hurt butts.*
[Sep 17,2011 6:36pm - ben ""]
bennyhillifier
you can never hope to suck as bad as this! we suck so bad , we RULE!
[Sep 17,2011 9:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i made it 19 seconds in before turning that video off. do i get an award or something now?
[Sep 18,2011 1:19am - ben ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:i made it 19 seconds in before turning that video off. do i get an award or something now?
YEAH , you get the loser award . congratulations!
[Sep 18,2011 1:32am - josh_hates_you ""]
ben said:YEAH , you get the loser award . congratulations!
Shouldn't the loser award go the guy that got his band blacklisted from certain venues by being a retard and embarrassing the other members of his band? If so, you win. Congratulations!
[Sep 18,2011 4:26am - ben ""]
if certain venues take offense to a man defending his dignity, then certain venues (who ever they may turn out to be) can suck my ass! you are not stopping this hate train from shitting down your unworthy throats! you bunch of trendy metal nerds. you think you have any effect on what this band is going to achieve the world over. i am not just directing my comment at the last fag but any one of you who stand with him. you better not show up at any of our future shows because i dont want you there! i rather play to one true metal head rather then an audience of queer bate followers like yourself. we are not catering to the local scene. if they chose to come and here real metal with roots, then come on along! if you chose to follow fag hats like the shit bag who spoke up against me here. put on your fag hat shit bags! we dont need yah!
[Sep 18,2011 9:45am - goatcatalyst ""]
I still haven't listened to Inverticrux. Lots of videotapes to return...
[Sep 18,2011 9:59am - mikefrommaine ""]
I made it 29 seconds. I need a shower.
[Sep 18,2011 11:51am - pam ""]
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[Sep 18,2011 12:19pm - aaron_michael ""]
The vast majority of the metal core warped tour scene annoys the shit out of me.
[Sep 18,2011 1:18pm - xgodzillax ""]
eyehatehippies said:Either way, you are weak, and I own you, no matter what. You have no soul, no creativity, and no individuality. Get used to it, I am your master. Dance for me, bitch.
Delusions of grandeur, get some fucking help.
[Sep 18,2011 8:52pm - SLAAAAGG NLI ""]
No one here is doing anything original. In theory, you all suck. Get over yourselves.
[Sep 18,2011 10:13pm - ben ""]
thanks for clearing that up for all of us. we will just pack it up and go now. truth is, it has all been done time and time again. no one can hope to be "original" from this time forward. all we CAN hope to do is show our respect to the genres we love by creating music that salutes our metal mentors. just like it has been for ages. at least we are doing some thing other then insulting others for trying while you sit back and do nothing but complain. by the way, your wrong.
[Sep 18,2011 11:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
ben said:by the way, your arrested.
[Sep 19,2011 12:17am - ben ""]
what? eat my vein stuffed sausage.
[Sep 19,2011 11:06am - frontier ""]
frontier is the worst band EVAR
[Sep 19,2011 11:42am - ancient master ""]
metallica
[Sep 19,2011 2:13pm - successful gay porn shop owner ""]
internal embrace, mortis ortis, vintage blood = terrible bands
[Sep 19,2011 3:01pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
^ ITT: Eric Paone dropping science
[Sep 19,2011 3:38pm - CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY ""]
Hey DestroyYouAlot. FUCK YOU! When Gianna Michaels is doing her appearance at my shop in 2 weeks let's see how quick you change your tune.
[Sep 19,2011 3:42pm - Alx_Casket ""]
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Also, Mortis Ortis was a fun band when I saw them a while back, dunno if they're still around.
[Sep 19,2011 3:44pm - Colonel Mustard ""]
CSDO or GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, these are the only bands that suck up here? No one else? Everyone else is great? Even the the most popular bands up here suck, if you dont believe go listen to their music. In the meantime keep your popularity contest going, and keep cockstraddling each other in your perfect little metal world.
[Sep 19,2011 3:50pm - Mrs. Peacock ""]
Back to the brunch cranny with you, Colonel.
[Sep 19,2011 4:07pm - Colonel Mustard ""]
Wylde Stallions MACH II, with my candlestick I do thee pledge to start the suckiest band that ever existed!!!!!!!! So sucky it will defy the logic of the alphabet, and we shall be heard through all12 dimensions. Take that you bands that only suck in one dimension.
[Sep 19,2011 4:37pm - Alexecutioner ""]
ben said:
bennyhillifier
you can never hope to suck as bad as this! we suck so bad , we RULE!
you dance like Richard Simmons
[Sep 19,2011 4:42pm - Richard Simmons ""]
Alexecutioner said:
ben said:
bennyhillifier
you can never hope to suck as bad as this! we suck so bad , we RULE!
you dance like Richard Simmons
Shutup bitch! This guy is obviously a homosexual, I am offended!
[Sep 19,2011 5:00pm - slarilliusnomaamarktourosismyancientcatalystalot ""]
yea i was gonna say something about that, like the music isnt even the worst, but WHAT IS UP WITH THAT SINGER???
[Sep 19,2011 5:05pm - AndrewBastard ""]
best troll name evar^^
[Sep 19,2011 7:58pm - Samantha ""]
josh_hates_you said:Shouldn't the loser award go the guy that got his band blacklisted from certain venues by being a retard and embarrassing the other members of his band? If so, you win. Congratulations!
ben said:if certain venues take offense to a man defending his dignity, then certain venues (who ever they may turn out to be) can suck my ass!...
Let's cut through the B.S. and admit exactly who we're talking about here. There is no official "blacklist", and I am absolutely not going to suck anyone's ass. This is getting ridiculous. Ray, I don't know you very well, but I do know Eirik to be a pretty decent guy, and I feel bad having to tell him that although I would love to book his band again, I don't think it would be a good idea as it would result in a bloodbath of drama that could potentially end what has been more than 5 years of great shows. I've chosen to be professional about this and stay quiet, but enough is enough. Don't expect people to work with you if you can't behave professionally, and you publicly show them complete disrespect. Just stop all of the drama, and do something more productive with your time.
[Sep 19,2011 8:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
ITT: SUCCESSFUL DWAMA ARTIST
[Sep 19,2011 9:21pm - ben ""]
your right Samantha. i chose to do something more productive with my time now, by no longer coming to this sight that chose's to shit all over its own local bands no matter if they are good or bad. this web sight, and this scene does more damage to itself then any one band can hope to do. i have had my fill of all the drama here. it is not me starting drama so much as it is me caught up in the drama. say good bye to Ben folks. i would like to say it has been fun, but it hasn't. you know where you can find us when you all chose to support your local metal bands no mater good or bad. like local supporters should do. dont bother responding, i wont be here to read the bullshit. ahhhh, i feel better already!
[Sep 19,2011 9:33pm - Blessed Offal NLI ""]
only posting on this site that you dont come on this site is...yea
[Sep 19,2011 9:36pm - Lamp ""]
Why would anyone support bad bands? How does a web site that enables interaction between various fans of metal in a specific area cause harm to the scene in any way? Why can't you take any responsibility for your own partaking in said "drama" if you really don't like being a part of it? Why would anyone here try to find you when you clearly don't like any of us and don't have anything relevant to contribute? Eh? EH?
[Sep 20,2011 7:24am - Yeti ""]
ben said:your right Samantha. i chose to do something more productive with my time now, by no longer coming to this sight that chose's to shit all over its own local bands no matter if they are good or bad. this web sight, and this scene does more damage to itself then any one band can hope to do. i have had my fill of all the drama here. it is not me starting drama so much as it is me caught up in the drama. say good bye to Ben folks. i would like to say it has been fun, but it hasn't. you know where you can find us when you all chose to support your local metal bands no mater good or bad. like local supporters should do. dont bother responding, i wont be here to read the bullshit. ahhhh, i feel better already!
you know what, Shake? do go. you'll have fun.
[Sep 20,2011 8:17am - Alexecutioner ""]
ben said:this web sight
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[Sep 20,2011 8:53am - ark ""]
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you know what, Shake? do go. you'll have fun.
Bahahaha
[Sep 20,2011 9:23am - pam ""]
With the flouncing, this thread now has it all.
[Sep 20,2011 10:03am - bornoffire ""]
So much Butthurt going on in here.....
[Sep 20,2011 12:34pm - Samantha ""]
Lamp said:Why can't you take any responsibility for your own partaking in said "drama" if you really don't like being a part of it?
I've been wondering that ever since the night of the rage-filled Wrengasm. Don't bother trying to rationalize anything. There is no logic here. We are in the Twilight Zone.
I have no interest in being involved in this shitshow.
[Sep 20,2011 12:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
ark said:[QUOTE="Yeti:1238716"
you know what, Shake? do go. you'll have fun.
Bahahaha
XD
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[Sep 20,2011 1:59pm - frankovhell ""]
I wish I knew what everyone was talking about. Oh well
[Sep 20,2011 2:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
MY BANANARAMA TAPE!
[Sep 20,2011 2:01pm - Samantha ""]
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