In case of zombies, which way do you go?[views:4278][posts:36]___________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 11:56am - ghoulash ""] I realize that the zombie apocalypse conversation is played the fuck out but someone asked me a question I've never thought about before. If zombie apocalypse happens which way do you travel, Hot or Cold? Personally I'd be heading northe and I think its retarded to head south because as far as i can tell, the south has already had a zombie apocalypse and i cant imagine wanting to head that way when the shit hits the fan, but hey maybe the everglades is a suitable destination. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i cant wait to turn into a zombie. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:02pm - Alx_Casket ""] Anyone who says South is a troll. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:05pm - brian_dc ""] I'm on a 10-year plan toward Eskimo-ization in preparation for something that will surely never happen. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:08pm - RustyPS should be working ""] ghoulash said:the south has already had a zombie apocalypse ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| ________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:12pm - dale ""] seems like the smartest place would be out to sea and to find a deserted island. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] or a houseboat |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:18pm - ghoulash ""] hi-jacking a duck boat would be the best. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:19pm - brian_dc ""] you're going to run out of gas learn to sail |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:21pm - the_reverend ""] dale ain't smart. they tried that on like every single movie. Zombies just walk along the bottom of the water and fight/eat sharks. then you have zombie sharks too. way to go. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:21pm - ghoulash ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said: ghoulash said:the south has already had a zombie apocalypse ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm That was a black joke Rusty. get it *nudge, nudge* |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] brian_dc said:you're going to run out of gas learn to sail you could get a houseboat that also has sails i bet |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:22pm - the_reverend ""] you head north, but stick to the coastline. Zombies would freeze in the winter time. You would just need enough food to last through a cold winter. Zombies would then come up from the south slowly like EEE does every year here. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:23pm - RustyPS should be working ""] ghoulash said: RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said: ghoulash said:the south has already had a zombie apocalypse ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm That was a black joke Rusty. get it *nudge, nudge* ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'll butt out now, feel free to continue with the funny racism |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:23pm - brian_dc ""] Rev has seen just about every zombie movie ever. His advice is valuable. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the_reverend said:you head north, but stick to the coastline. Zombies would freeze in the winter time. You would just need enough food to last through a cold winter. Zombies would then come up from the south slowly like EEE does every year here. BUT WHAT ABOUT ZOMBIES WITH WINTER COATS AND HATS? WHAT THEN? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:25pm - RustyPS should be working ""] FuckIsMySignature said: the_reverend said:you head north, but stick to the coastline. Zombies would freeze in the winter time. You would just need enough food to last through a cold winter. Zombies would then come up from the south slowly like EEE does every year here. BUT WHAT ABOUT ZOMBIES WITH WINTER COATS AND HATS? WHAT THEN? YOU EVER SEEN DEAD SNO?!?!?!? |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Exactly. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:26pm - Alx_Casket ""] duck boats weren't built to repel zombies. I think someone needs to invent a sort of armored vehicle that shoots things. Rough sketch: [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:27pm - RustyPS should be working ""] Alx_Casket said:duck boats weren't built to repel zombies. I think someone needs to invent a sort of armored vehicle that shoots things. Rough sketch: [img] I claim hogwash that any type of vehicle could ever exist...technology is too advanced for this planet |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:29pm - the_reverend ""] I knew someone was going to bring up dead snow. 1) don't steal nazi geld 2) There weren't nazis killed here |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:31pm - RustyPS should be working ""] the_reverend said:I knew someone was going to bring up dead snow. 1) don't steal nazi geld 2) There weren't nazis killed hereSo being a Nazi is the key for a zombie to surviving in subzero conditions? Does that mean non-racist zombies would not survive? |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] What about Jew gold? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:32pm - Alx_Casket ""] It's all highly theoretical, I don't have a physics degree and it probably wouldn't actually work. We stand no chance. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:33pm - ghoulash ""] Dead Snow also has a Nazi Zombie Lord (2/2) with +1/+1 for each zombie. its an unfair advantage... |
| ________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:37pm - dale ""] Rev...the ocean is too vast and currents too strong for a zombie to "walk on the bottom"...also....the sailboat idea is definitely the best since you will run out of gas. Best to learn how to fish and fast boys... |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 12:46pm - largefreakatzero ""] I'd go nowhere. Stand my ground and practice head shots from my roof with the Mini-14. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 2:40pm - Alexecutioner ""] While heading North seems like a safer option (lower population is the biggest one that comes to mind) Heading South seems like a better idea in terms of sustaining yoru own resources such as food and water. i would imagine the further north you go, the harder it would be to continue growing your own food in the winter. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 2:48pm - ghoulash ""] the south has poisonous bugs... imagine surviving the initial outbreak only to be killed by a bug... |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 2:49pm - Alx_Casket ""] north = natural refrigeration when power goes out |
| __________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 8:45am - ShadowSD ""] [img] BRAINS! |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 8:59am - WIN TROLL ""] ghoulash said: RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said: ghoulash said:the south has already had a zombie apocalypse ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm That was a black joke Rusty. get it *nudge, nudge*oh I thought you were talking about the inbred white trash hicks who fuck their sisters ... But I guess RTTP is that way too. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 9:25am - ghoulash ""] WIN%20TROLL said: ghoulash said: RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said: ghoulash said:the south has already had a zombie apocalypse ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm That was a black joke Rusty. get it *nudge, nudge*oh I thought you were talking about the inbred white trash hicks who fuck their sisters ... But I guess RTTP is that way too. Ill have to agree with you since this board is generally opposed to females. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 21,2011 9:44am - Mutis ""] I'm staying in Vermont. Fuck your north and your south. Highest guns per capita for the win. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 9:45am - Colonel Mustard ""] Nazi Zombies don't freeze but they look cool in their outfits, whats worse stealing nazi gold, or jewish gold, which would be the worse zombie? And while we are at it, dont steal pirate gold, or they will come for you in the FOG...black gold dont count, as the white man has been stealing that from them for centuries! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 12:29pm - posbleak ""] Heat and humidity contributes to putrefecation and decay, whereas cold is effective at preserving the corpse. Therefore, I'd head down to the tropics in a sailboat, take my time getting there so the zombies are in a more advanced state of decay (and are thus weaker and less-mobile), attempt to clear a small island, and then sip rum and feast on coconuts until dying of old age and/or advanced melanoma from all the sunbathing. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 12:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] posbleak said:Heat and humidity contributes to putrefecation and decay... ..Therefore, I'd head down to the tropics in a sailboat, take my time getting there so the zombies are in a more advanced state of decay (and are thus weaker and less-mobile), WAT NOW? [img] |