Kill it, cook it, eat it[views:19981][posts:70]__________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 1:20pm - largefreakatzero ""] Step one, hunt and shoot partridge (with dogs, of course). [img] Step two, find killer recipe. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/northern-onta...partridge-ruffed-grouse/detail.aspx Step three, prepare. [img] [img] Step four, skarf mightily. [img] Alot of cooking/dishes for a Monday night, but damn this came out great. Also have leftovers for tonight. I even managed to pull off the gravy, I usually fuck up gravy and sauce. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 1:25pm - Spaldino ""] your dogs look fucking identical... same litter? |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 1:26pm - largefreakatzero ""] Yup, they are litter mates, both male. Which makes when they hump each other wrong on multiple levels... |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 1:27pm - Alx_Casket ""] Don't just stare at it, eat it. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 1:28pm - largefreakatzero ""] It was consumed with ferocity. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 1:41pm - the_reverend ""] I wold stab those tomatoes in the face and munch them. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 1:49pm - largefreakatzero ""] Aaron Pepelis: the scourge of vegetables everywhere. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 1:56pm - dreadkill ""] kill it, cook it, eat it, or you're a pussy |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 1:59pm - Spaldino ""] largefreakatzero said:Yup, they are litter mates, both male. Which makes when they hump each other wrong on multiple levels... inbeastcestiality |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 2:16pm - BradsauceNLI ""] I don't hunt or eat meat, but your dogs are fucking awesome and that food looks amazing. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 2:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] step 5 oh god i ate the dogs by accident step 6 ???? step 7 PROFIT! |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 2:32pm - largefreakatzero ""] BradsauceNLI said:I don't hunt or eat meat, but your dogs are fucking awesome and that food looks amazing. Thanks dude -- the dogs will hump your leg to show their appreciation. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 2:33pm - largefreakatzero ""] DestroyYouAlot said:step 5 oh god i ate the dogs by accident step 6 ???? step 7 PROFIT! I suppose if you wrapped them in bacon... |
| _________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 3:08pm - Doomkid ""] This food thread > my food thread. Makes me wish that I lived in a place where I could hunt! Or alternatively, I wish I could train my cat to help me hunt pigeons and squirrels in the city. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 3:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Shit looks fucking good. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 20,2011 4:03pm - Lamp ""] largefreakatzero said:Yup, they are litter mates, both male. Which makes when they hump each other wrong on multiple levels... Thread is missing crucial dog boners from last dog hunting thread |
| _______________________________ [Sep 20,2011 4:32pm - Seth ""] This is a real show on the bbc in australia, they go through the whole process from when the animal is killed like they did hear. I loved the show and then the audience would eat the dead animals. From the time they either stunned or sliced the animals to the abattoir and then the oven and to the dinner plate. Great show. It must be on you tube. I approve of this link!! :2Horns: |
| _______________________________ [Sep 20,2011 4:34pm - Seth ""] http://youtu.be/AgKVg1uvwQQ I could watch this show all day. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 20,2011 4:38pm - Seth ""] http://youtu.be/ckGxEw-pbmk |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 7:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] Doomkid said:This food thread > my food thread. Makes me wish that I lived in a place where I could hunt! Or alternatively, I wish I could train my cat to help me hunt pigeons and squirrels in the city. I bet if I added some of that funky mushroom into the dish before baking...epic noms. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 7:21pm - largefreakatzero ""] Lamp said: largefreakatzero said:Yup, they are litter mates, both male. Which makes when they hump each other wrong on multiple levels... Thread is missing crucial dog boners from last dog hunting thread Note to self: fluff dogs before next photo op... |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 7:29pm - FAIL TROLL ""] FAIL TROLL THINKS DOGS LOOK BETTER TO EAT THAN REST OF THAT SHIT DOGS ARE VERY TASTY BUT AMERICANS ARE FAIL AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 7:32pm - largefreakatzero ""] Seth said:http://youtu.be/AgKVg1uvwQQ I could watch this show all day. Good show idea. I think that if you are a meat-eater, you should be willing to kill anything you're willing to eat. If not, go vegetarian. Personally, I'll kill just about anything that is edible. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 20,2011 7:37pm - FAIL TROLL ""] I KILL DOGS PLENTY THEN ALWAYS EAT GOOD EATS DOG IS EPIC FOOD EPIC TROLL ALWAYS EAT WHAT IT KILL EVEN FAIL TROLL EAT WHAT IT KILL |
| _______________________________ [Sep 21,2011 9:16am - Mutis ""] Bow hunting or false. Save bullets for people. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 10:45am - largefreakatzero ""] Uh, they're shotgun shells, not bullets. I thought you were from VT, you are talking like a flatlander. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 12:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Mutis said:Save bullets for people. [img] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 12:28pm - Eet meet ""] Tangle dangle mangle strangle. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 12:49pm - Mutis ""] largefreakatzero said:Uh, they're shotgun shells, not bullets. I thought you were from VT, you are talking like a flatlander. Rifled Slug or GTFO. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 21,2011 1:16pm - largefreakatzero ""] I have a slug barrel for my Mossberg 835, but there wouldn't be much bird left if you hit it with a slug. If I bother to deer hunt this year, I'll probably try to take one with my .44 mag handgun. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 21,2011 1:17pm - Mutis ""] largefreakatzero said:I have a slug barrel for my Mossberg 835, but there wouldn't be much bird left if you hit it with a slug. Mutis said:Bow hunting or false. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 7,2011 9:34am - largefreakatzero ""] Last Sunday's limit of pheasant and woodcock: [img] The birds are all vacuum-sealed and frozen, will post more delicious game concoction when I prepare them. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 7,2011 9:41am - the_reverend ""] I woke up to the sound of gun fire |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 7,2011 9:49am - largefreakatzero ""] Yeah, duck/goose opened earlier this week. I'm sure the guys are out on the river this morning, especially after 2 mornings of frost. That will definitely get the migrating birds moving good. NH coastal waterfowling is waaaaay better than central NH waterfowling. We just don't have enough migrating birds stopping in this neck of the woods. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 7,2011 10:28am - ark ""] this flatlander longs for a day where he can hunt with dogs. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 7,2011 10:34am - largefreakatzero ""] I know plenty of guys in MA that run dogs, just requires commitment and it helps to work with a pro in the beginning -- do it up! |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 7,2011 10:35am - largefreakatzero ""] And you guys have much better duck/goose hunting down there. I just got a picture from my buddy in RI, him and a group of guys got 19 mallards this morning. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 7,2011 3:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i hope i can go hunting someday. sounds like a lot of fun. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 8,2011 11:40pm - sxealex nli ""] fully support this... wouldnt hunt it myself but way better than buying from disgusting animal farming |
| _______________________________ [Oct 17,2011 3:18am - ernie ""] woodcock>cows |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 17,2011 9:52am - largefreakatzero ""] Yesterday's hunt, 1 grouse (sorry, "pahtridge") and 3 woodcock (limit): [img] I was by myself, some deer hunters took the picture for me. Sorry, this one does have my ugly mug. Ticks were HORRIBLE, never seen anything like it. Must have picked 25 to 30 ticks off of each dog, then had to give them a bath. Freezer is getting stocked -- will have to make a feast soon... |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 21,2011 4:08pm - largefreakatzero ""] OK, here we go with another delicious installment: Woodcock Poppers. 1. Thaw frozen breasts and soak in milk for 4 to 5 hours. Woodcock are strong-tasting, the milk helps with that and removes some blood. 2. Remove from milk and place in marinade -- red wine, worcestershire, minced garlic, salt and white pepper. Marinate overnight. 3. Pound breasts flat and place on a strip of bacon. 4. Spread cream cheese on breast and place a slice of jalapeno on that. Roll them up in the bacon and secure with toothpick -- looks like this when they're prepped: [img] 5. Either broil or grill. I opted for grilling, but had to switch to indirect heat due to flare-ups (would help if I gave the grill a good cleaning, but fuck that) [img] 6. Remove when bacon is just about crisped and skarf mightily. [img] These things were delicious. I would actually cook them a little less next time, but it didn't matter, they were still awesome. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 21,2011 4:16pm - largefreakatzero ""] Pro-tip: consume balance of wine not used in marinade. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 21,2011 4:29pm - justinvaettir ""] take me hunting with your dogs. never hunted woodcock, but used to hunt partridge every fall. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 21,2011 4:46pm - largefreakatzero ""] Shoot me an email: andy dot westcott at gmail dot com Woodcock is closed for the season, but partridge runs through end of year -- we'd need to go above the notch for better partridge hunting though. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 21,2011 5:17pm - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said:this will make your Woodcock Pop. Pound breasts flat, Spread cream cheese on breast, and skarf mightily. you are a sick man. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 21,2011 5:59pm - largefreakatzero ""] Thank you. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 21,2011 6:48pm - Doomkid nli ""] RTTP hunter/gatherer dinner sometime in the late spring/early summer? |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 21,2011 8:33pm - largefreakatzero ""] I'll need to do some more killing first. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Nov 21,2011 9:24pm - delicious_peppered_salami ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 22,2011 8:49am - justinvaettir ""] largefreakatzero said: we'd need to go above the notch for better partridge hunting though. I'm from the white mountains. used to walk lots of tall grass and orchards in the fall. never had a bird dog, though. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 22,2011 9:23am - largefreakatzero ""] The dogs definitely make things easier, plus it's just fun watching them work. Especially for retrieves, they'll just about always come up with a dead or crippled bird, where we would be looking for them for an hour. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 3,2012 11:59am - largefreakatzero ""] From a recent hunt for eiders in RI: [img] [img] [img] Eiders eat mainly mussels and taste like shit, so I breasted them out and grilled them up for the dogs. Hell, they earned the birds, they might as well enjoy them. The stinky breasts disappeared in record time to say the least. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 2,2012 10:03am - largefreakatzero ""] Latest installment, grilled landlocked salmon. "Fillet & Release" method practiced here. Purty photo of downrigger and leadcore rig: [img] Old guy (me) with 3.5lb landlocked salmon: [img] Fillets marinating in balsamic & spices: [img] Grillin': [img] Served with brown rice pilaf and peas: [img] 'Twas skarfed mightily. Until next time, tight lines, foghats... |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 2,2012 10:08am - the_reverend ""] hilarious. I heard about fishing season being open in NH/ME and thought of you on the way into work. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 2,2012 10:15am - largefreakatzero ""] It was chilly. We were the first ones to the Sunapee boat launch at 5:30am yesterday and it was 25 degrees. Hence my marshmallow man attire. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 3:40pm - largefreakatzero ""] Though these fish were released instead of eaten, I will still share. Quick local solo mission on Saturday afternoon yielded 4 largemouth and 2 smallmouth (those are bass for those not in the know). They were in a prespawn pattern, so I pounded a rocky, windy shoreline with the spinnerbait pictured. [img] [img] [img] [img] They ranged from 1.5 to 2.5lbs. Tight lines, foghats... |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 4:36pm - the_reverend ""] good you let these babies go. I think the biggest fresh water bass I ever caught was about 6 lbs. though where I fished the inability of little kids to safely remove hooks from mouths/gills dropped the average size of the fish we caught to under a pound. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 5:01pm - largefreakatzero ""] I don't keep freshwater bass, they're more fun to fight than to eat.I think my biggest largemouth was about 7+. I didn't have a scale, but I did have witnesses before I released it. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 5:01pm - AndrewBastard ""] largefreakatzero said:From a recent hunt for eiders in RI: [img] [img] [img] Eiders eat mainly mussels and taste like shit, so I breasted them out and grilled them up for the dogs. Hell, they earned the birds, they might as well enjoy them. The stinky breasts disappeared in record time to say the least. you in Newport or Jamestown? That's my hometown bridge in the background. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 5:03pm - AndrewBastard ""] actually, I dont think you can hunt with a gun like that in NPT...maybe thats the Mt Hope Bridge? |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 5:04pm - largefreakatzero ""] We were in Jamestown, just on the edge of the harbor. That is indeed the Newport bridge in the grim, foggy background. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 5:26pm - floatingeyecorpse ""] I have a hand me down Remington 1100 thats in immaculate condition, I usually just shoot trap with it but want to try hunting. Also I really would like to go rabbit hunting with my .22 |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 5:33pm - largefreakatzero ""] Take the hunter safety course and you'll be good to go. 1100 is a solid shotgun. I have a buddy that runs beagles for rabbits, it's a fun hunt. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 23,2012 5:36pm - largefreakatzero ""] AndrewBastard said:actually, I dont think you can hunt with a gun like that in NPT...maybe thats the Mt Hope Bridge? It's just a shotgun, not a rifle. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 25,2012 10:22am - largefreakatzero ""] I usually fish catch & release for bass, but this one got throat-hooked and was doing the float of death: [img] Not being the wasteful sort, he went into the "deathwell" and was my dinner Monday night. Fillet, dredge in flour/cornstarch, dip in egg, dredge in flour/cornstarch again, pan fry, and fish sammiches for dinner: [img] Friggin' tasty if I do say so myself. Until the next installment, tight lines, foghats... |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 25,2012 10:40am - DestroyYouAlot ""] This is a tasty thread. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2012 12:12pm - LucidCurse ""] DestroyYouAlot said:This is a tasty thread. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2012 1:40pm - largefreakatzero ""] We aim to please. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 10,2012 2:33pm - largefreakatzero ""] Since the board sucks now, I figure it's time to post some more pictures of dead shit and outdoors stuff. Opening day (Oct 1st) afternoon solo mission -- 2 pheasant, 2 woodcock in 2 hours. [img] Nothing died this trip, just a boat ride on the CT River to scout for ducks. [img] Yesterday, solo mission just above the Notch. Shot these 2 partridge as a report double (1 flushed, I shot him, the other flushed on the shot, I shot him too). Also walked about 5 miles and the only signs of life was 1 dude walking into a cut. [img] The cooking/eating will be coming soon. I have buddies coming up to help me with yardwork this weekend and my freezer is full of BRIDS that need to be eaten. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2012 2:38pm - cat lover ""] kill your dogs and eat them because dogs suck. |