search feature is dead, long live search feature[views:1710][posts:11]_______________________________________________ [Nov 11,2011 7:00pm - search feature troll ""] contemplating the very nature of your band's tragic breakup while an angry public unable to cope with its loss threatens to shove potted cactus plants up your gaping asshole |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 11,2011 7:01pm - search feature troll ""] dealing with the breakup of your band by sitting in a pitch black room and masturbating while sobbing to the thought of a dozen naked bitches on the altar you could have had if the public recognized your greatness |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 11,2011 7:02pm - search feature troll ""] raped by a mummy on your high school class trip to the pyramids the day after you lost your virginity to a girl who will one day sell you the cocaine you need to cope with your thinning hair and explosive herpes |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 11,2011 7:09pm - search feature troll ""] being escorted by the police out of a record store after jacking off on the lp that your band recorded without you that receives critical acclaim while you continue to be a worthless nobody who eats microwaved macaroni and cheese while watching reruns of 80s sitcoms |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 11,2011 7:13pm - search feature troll ""] expecting the internet to care about your miserable life out in the woods while hordes of angry lumberjacks wait outside your log cabin to chop you and your house to pieces to feed starving families with your useless corpse and heat their home with the wood from your shelter |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 11,2011 8:52pm - Alx_Asscat ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2013 11:33am - shitting at work appreciation ""] Good shithouse reading here |
| _______________________________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2013 3:06pm - DYAi6 is an acronym for DESTROYYOUALOTINJUNE ""] cool selfbump bumpfag |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2013 4:06pm - search feature troll ""] taking a break from furious self-hatred fueled masturbation to deny all charges that i bumped the thread i made while every teacher i had in elementary school smacks my asshole with a wooden ruler until i cry tears of joy |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2013 5:23pm - search feature lurker ""] Nice work today |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 29,2013 5:42pm - Headbanging_Man ""] Bring back "Paganmegan weight gain"!!! |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2013 7:03pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] Still fuckable. Doesn't matter how much bratwurst she eats. My bratwurst says yes. |