Some idiot just sent this to me as his resume[views:2436][posts:16]________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 10:45am - xmikex ""] I put an ad on Craigslist last week looking for a web designer. I was hoping to find some art school kids looking to build their portfolios or something, but I've had nothing but assholes trying to get my attention offering to build me a Wordpress site for $500 when their own site looks like tacky AOL bullshit. This morning this guy sent me an email saying he wasn't sure if my post was real, so in lieu of a resume he decided to send me a "mind map." He sent me a 5 MB PDF file of his "mind map." It's over 8000 x 6000 in dimensions and is the goofiest most unprofessional thing I've ever seen. Here it is: http://draculamountain.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dh.jpg I didn't want to post it in the thread because it's still enormous even as a JPG. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 10:47am - the_reverend ""] that is both amazing and weird. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 10:49am - largefreakatzero ""] What in the christing fuck is that? I think this guy should've stayed in the Marines. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 10:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] this guy looks sane for sure. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 10:53am - arktourO‘s ""] OH GOOD. Absent-minded Type A who's "fluent in Microsoft." Definitely should have stayed in the Marines. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 11:04am - CurlyRed ""] lol I just clicked on that link and crashed my workstation at work.... :D |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 11:16am - aaron_michael ""] xmikex said: Here it is: http://draculamountain.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dh.jpg This is great. He should have taken a cue from here: http://www.holytaco.com/8-common-resume-mistakes-you-should-avoid |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 11:24am - dreadkill ""] hire him |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 11:26am - the_reverend ""] If he does, is there an office deadpool on when he's going to slaughter everyone in the office? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 11:27am - RustyPS should be working ""] aaron_michael said: xmikex said: Here it is: http://draculamountain.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dh.jpg This is great. He should have taken a cue from here: http://www.holytaco.com/8-common-resume-mistakes-you-should-avoid LMAO!! [img] |
| ________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 11:44am - xmikex ""] lolwut |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 1:41pm - Douchebag_Patrol ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 2:13pm - the_reverend ""] this guy probably time traveled once before |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 5,2011 5:14pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Anyone care to translate the morse code? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2011 10:58pm - Woah!_NLI! ""] the_reverend said:this guy probably time traveled once before [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2011 12:48am - demondave ""] I love how the mind map contained a branch showing the mind map he sent you |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2011 11:28am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I love the part where he illustrates how he's fluent in the Google. |