cool list of band names I thought of that you should use for your shitty band[views:11812][posts:82]_______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:08pm - AndrewBastard ""] Morning Star Sun's Dawn First Seed Rain's Hand Second Seed Mid Year Sun's Height Last Seed Hearth Fire Frostfall Sun's Dusk Evening Star |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:10pm - Yeti ""] Panzerbastard should change their name to Evening Star. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:13pm - AndrewBastard ""] WAY AHEAD OF YOU BUDDY |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:16pm - amorok666 ""] Lol @ hearth fire. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:20pm - arilliusbm ""] all stupid skyrim rip off names |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:21pm - Yeti ""] Ceiling Tile Flat Tire Overpriced Arboretum Soft Serve Gutter Spike Sticky Note Chipping Paint |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:21pm - arktourO‘s ""] The Skyrim Calendar Diaries |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:22pm - Blessed_Offal ""] only Gates of Markarth is real. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:25pm - AndrewBastard ""] Sun's Dusk in Falkreath |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:25pm - burnsy ""] Most of the dwarven ruins would make for good band names. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:25pm - Yeti ""] Mail Icon Belt Sander Dull Shears Clogged Drain Haphazard Cup Holder Straightened Slinky |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:26pm - burnsy ""] Yeti said: Haphazard Cup Holder Lulz |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:27pm - amorok666 ""] I like straightened slinky |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:27pm - Blessed_Offal ""] Black Star in the Eye of Azura Dawn of the Spectral Dunmer |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:29pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Darkest Darkness |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:29pm - Alx_Casket ""] Arrowknee 5000 |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:30pm - Blessed_Offal ""] Carnage in the Temple of Night Mother |
| ________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:32pm - burnsy ""] Desceration of Nocturnal's Shrine |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:32pm - arktourO‘s ""] FOLGUNTHURRRRRR |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:34pm - Alx_Casket ""] Sovngarde |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:40pm - AndrewBastard ""] Frosty Winds Penis Christ Naked Zeus |
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| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:48pm - arktourO‘s ""] STOVOKOR i mean... SOVNGARDE |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:50pm - breasted waffle ""] arktourO‘s said:STOVOKOR i mean... SOUNDGARDEN |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 1:55pm - Blessed_Offal ""] Undderated Dad The Morning-After Boot-Party Enter Manhands Serrated Contraceptive Skeleton Warlock |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:02pm - breasted waffle ""] Rapeasaurus Rex |
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| __________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:05pm - breasted waffle ""] Upon Angel Wings of Shadow Sleeps the Lion |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:25pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Belt Sander |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 2:55pm - xgodzillax ""] on crimson wings.... oops |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:06pm - hugo dong ""] didn't on broken wings steal their shitty name from some other shitty south shore "metal" band? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:10pm - AndrewBastard ""] Blaspherianamofacoreintherion |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:14pm - FAG IS SLAGHAT ""] Nice Pilaf AmericanScarelines Dull Sawzall Bounced Paycheck Bedside Manure The Monopoly Guy is a Faggot Inappropriate Breast Caress |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:16pm - FAG IS SLAGHAT ""] Titular Figurehead The Ghastly Spray Farts Roast Beef Sandwiches Can't Be Beat |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:20pm - Yeti ""] Empty Saucebottle Farts Hook, Line and Stinker Springy Wraith Screened Loam Palm Sweat Goose Droppings Dirty Dish Water |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:33pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""] shitting at work iwrestledrebeccablackonce patrick swaze troll booger clown puke |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:34pm - Randy_Marsh ""] I like clown puke. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 3:42pm - AndrewBastard ""] its a real band Jay Beckwith has a Clown Puke/Troll Booger split, I swear! I fucking LOL at both names everytime I think about it. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2011 5:12pm - Yeti ""] Shoulder Cannon Check Description Colossal Mouth Bass Rug Burn Harry Hamlin Needs More Approval |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 7:56pm - Headbanging_Man ""] AndrewBastard said:Jay Beckwith IS a Clown Puke/Troll Booger split, I swear! I fucking LOL at both names everytime I think about him. FIXED |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 8:11pm - aaron_michael ""] Mourning Star. Ha. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 8:49pm - slar you morbid? ""] disgusting dick and the smegmatics LLOYD//BRAUN underrated dad brainsperm phallus maleficarum fuckfuckfuckfuckshit i have that clownpuke/troll booger split too, awesome stuff, the cover is a picture of nirvana with kurt cobains face crossed out and "insert bullet here" written on it. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 15,2011 9:02pm - RustyPS is eating cookies ""] AndrewBastard%20NLI said:iwrestledameganhalpinonce fixed |
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| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 7:40am - SAXLBECKETT ""] SLOTH HEART BASEMENT LURKER OF CHALICE WAYNE FIGHT CROW TRIALS BURGERS THE BURGER BARONS THE BURGER BURDENS FIT FOR SMASHED BOUGHT THAT FOR A DOLLAR ALEX MURPHY GIFTED LEGEND VAPID TEPID PLANT WARS BORDER FIRE CLASPING PORTALS |
| ______________________________ [Dec 16,2011 7:52am - Yeti ""] Button Pusher Filed Paperwork Dry Pen Tip on Glossy Paper Chills A Miserable Little Pile of Secrets Raised White Lettering Krusty's Home Pregnancy Test |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 8:20am - dickhead666 ""] names for bands who you hope contract SARS: Once Again for Joey Weep For The Ganges ... and I Thought You Were Our Crimson Confession Upon Her Clouds Leaves Winds Feelings |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 8:25am - FAG IS SLAGHAT ""] People are gay Lightbulb Kits Glazed Oil Circles Imminent Disappointment Nine Candles, One Dradle Dynamic Water Based Throwing Stars Makeshift Digeridoos I'd Nail Her to the Cross Sticky Eyebrows Return Button |
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| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 8:34am - FAG IS SLAGHAT ""] GOO SHOOTER The Ceiling Painters I CAME |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 8:39am - FAG IS SLAGHAT ""] PHLAPS Ferocious Animalistic Process (F.A.P.) SHANKSGIVING PURE WHITE MENTAL We don't sell Confederate Flags |
| _______________________________ [Dec 16,2011 10:38am - Yeti ""] Briss Clippings Wire Spool Fleshy Mound Wrinkle Ironer Stool Sample |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 11:20am - AndrewBastard ""] Nand Bame all of the below are from me looking around my desk... Yellow Measure Sauce Packet Flat Head Disc Press Steel Clips Clear Tape |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 11:22am - blessed offal nli ""] Shade Ceramic |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 11:23am - RTTP Band Name Generator ""] YOU FUCKS TRYING TO REPLACE ME?!! |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 11:34am - blessed offal nli ""] RTTP%20Band%20Name%20Generator said:YOU FUCKS TRYING TO REPLACE ME?!! thats good, but its more of an album title than band name |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 11:37am - blessed offal nli ""] all taken from Saint Vitus "Walking Dead" Frozen Winds of Winter The Thirteenth of November Searching for Moonlight Lifeless Armies Evil Whim Crypts |
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| __________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 12:05pm - FAG IS SLAGHAT ""] COCK IS NOT AN OPTION |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 12:22pm - RTTP Band Name Generator ""] Venom at the Funeral Pyre Fistful Of Characith Incestuous Endless Angelic Whoremonger Cataclysmic SwordMaster of the Dead Decrepid Finnish Eternal Endless Corpse Everlasting Necropsy |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 12:33pm - Ghoulash ""] dildo sweatshop is awesome. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 12:39pm - SAXLBECKETT ""] A PLACE WHERE DADS MEET THE FISHING HOLDING OTTER MALLARD STANLEY THE WHINDHAM TRAKES FLAGRANTE MIO BULLSHIT METER ZERO THE FALMOUTHS HYANNIS WREKING CRU SAN ANTONIO SLAYER FISH BUMP ANUS BELANITER FAST TIMES BRO TALL WAR FUCK THE WALL DINGUS MURPHY BROCK THE NAPOLEON SHAMES FILLABUSTED CREATTLEMORE THAT FAULTY |
| ______________________________ [Dec 16,2011 1:15pm - Yeti ""] SAXLBECKETT said:A PLACE WHERE DADS MEET hahahaha that tickled my fancy. |
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| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 1:33pm - Burnsy ""] The latest hipster black metal band: argyle gargoyle |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 1:39pm - Fake ARIL ""] Every Troll Is Aril First single: "Aril to the Knee" Second single: "Only The First Single Is Real" |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 2:01pm - SAXLBECKETT ""] I really think a band should call themselves "SAN ANTONIO SLAYER" instead of the original San Antonio "Slayer" of old. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 3:40pm - JEOPARDY ""] Texa$ Turd ferguson Trebek Jap anus relations The Rapist |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 5:21pm - slar you morbid? ""] how could i forget, DIARRHEA PERLMAN also myatt themed band names DAVIDxMYATTx MYATT CHEMICAL ROMANCE A MYATT IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE MYATT IS YOUR ATT FROM MYATT COLD DEAD HANDS OVER MYATT DEAD BODY MYATT EHRE IST TREU WHAT I DID ON MYATT SUMMER VACATION MYATT SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 6:36pm - search feature troll ""] the bottle of pills that will one day claim the life of your sex drive and earn their rightful place in the smithsonian next to a dried up clump of semen that justin bieber fired into a microwaved bagel |
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| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 7:59pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Chillface |
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| _______________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 8:34pm - Alexecutioner ""] Local band parodies: Foreskin Asphyxiation PENISBASTARD Fapism Unwombed Go Reality! Snorecorpse Cum Spray Vision Bowl Remnants Living Hemroid Cockuous Los Bung-hole-eaters Fartcomancy Pissentery Fapdicate Humanity Balls Cumposted Bitch Womb Natalie Imbroglio Bowels Nippling Fear Decuntformity Revocuntion 18 inches of cocksticks |
| _________________________________ [Dec 16,2011 8:36pm - RustyPS ""] slar%20you%20morbid? said:how could i forget, DIARRHEA PERLMAN also myatt themed band names DAVIDxMYATTx MYATT CHEMICAL ROMANCE A MYATT IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE MYATT IS YOUR ATT FROM MYATT COLD DEAD HANDS OVER MYATT DEAD BODY MYATT EHRE IST TREU WHAT I DID ON MYATT SUMMER VACATION MYATT SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN A TERRIBLE MYATT FOR A CURSE I KNOW WHAT MYATT DID LAST SUMMER MYATT BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING |
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| _______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 1:13am - search feature troll ""] forever paralyzed by vicious bursts of cognitive dissonance in a futile attempt to better your life but failing every time because you hate yourself and don't see yourself as being worth the time or effort to improve |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 1:15am - search feature troll ""] bashing your face repeatedly on a brick wall and donating your organs to a starving homeless person who will marinate them in cat urine and liquid shit before deep frying them in sewage and destroying his intestines with the total lack of nutrition |