ITT: Famous comedians roast Raynard Stevens[views:12353][posts:54]____________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:44pm - Gilbert Gottfried ""] LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE? RAYNARD CLAIMS TO HATE BLACK PEOPLE. BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND IS A DIFFERENT STORY. SHE'S SWALLOWED CUM OUT OF SO MANY BLACK COCKS, HER SHIT SMELLS LIKE COLLARD GREENS. SHE'S FUCKED SO MANY BLACK GUYS, SHE WAS THE FIRST PERSON IN HISTORY TO CATCH SICKLE CELL ANEMIA AS AN STD. HER SEXUAL HISTORY IS LIKE THE NBA: ONE WHITE GUY AND 500 BLACK GUYS. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:50pm - Don't pick on Ray ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 3:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] fail |
| ___________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:04pm - raynard trolling raynard ""] FuckIsMySignature said:fail You liek to keep this going don't you? I have no choice but to defend myself on this web site of hipster posers always hating on my band. I don't beleive your a guy with a beard. Your a girl that won't book my band you bitch it's all your fault everyone hates me. I will fight against your army of nerdy poser haters until the end of time because I am a real metal warrior been doing this since you were in diapers. All you haterz will see I will be bigger then satan. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:07pm - Jerry Seinfeld ""] What's the deal with guys named Raynard? |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:08pm - Troll Trackkker 5000 ""] I've lost track of who is who. Wanna suck my 10" hardon? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:20pm - raynard trolling raynard ""] Look at my shitty artwork. You will never be as cool as me. I am more metal then all you hipster fagg0ts. [img] [img] [img][img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:26pm - goatcatalyst ""] no need to post nli under a fake name - faggot trolls himself well enough. i'd say it's abundantly clear that he's not coping well with his mother leaving his father for a black man. it must be hard to be the ignorant son of a hapless cuckold |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:33pm - xgodzillax ""] who's halpin who? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:37pm - TARDYBUTLER ""] [img] [IMGhttp://www.tedmills.com/images/TortoiseWalking02.jpg[/IMG] [img] [img] [img][img][img][img][img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img][img]v[img][img] [img] [img]v[img]vcxv v cdv v [img] v [img][img][img]vvv [img] [img] [img] v [img] v [img] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:38pm - TARDYBUTLER ""] FAGGITS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TROLL |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:39pm - largefreakatzero ""] goatcatalyst said:no need to post nli under a fake name - faggot trolls himself well enough. i'd say it's abundantly clear that he's not coping well with his mother leaving his father for a black man. it must be hard to be the ignorant son of a hapless cuckold That dickweed should change his band's name to "Hapless Cuckold". Has a nice ring to it. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:47pm - Adam Sandler ""] And now, the severe beating of a successful tattoo shop owner! <tattoo gun noises in background> "Alright buddy, you're all set. Don't worry about how bad it looks now, it will uh...look fine in the morning. They'll ring you up in front, and don't forget to take your free Vintage Flesh CD!" <fading footsteps followed by sound of CD being thrown in trash> "You little jerk! MULTICULTURALIST! FUCK YOU!!!" <telephone rings> "Tattoomb! Oh hey Pauly! How's that half-price swastika tattoo? What? It turns the wrong way? Um, well you still hate Jews right? Well then so what! Hold on we got a walk-in here..." <footsteps approach> "Hi there! You look like a fine Aryan brother, can I offer you a deal on a portrait of James Earl Ray? No guarantee that it will look like him" <THWACK> "AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! HELLLLLLP!!! ARYAN MAN UNDER ATTACK HERE!!!" <THWACK> "UHHHH... AHHHHH... DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I AM A SUCCESSFUL..." <THWACK THWACK THWACK> "HEY I NEED THOSE FINGERS TO PLAY THE HARMONICA!" <CRRRAAACK> "PLEASE STOP! I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE VINT-" <THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK> <THUD> |
| ___________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:49pm - raynard trolling raynard ""] i thought you like Metal,Punk,hardcore scum. they dont get more scummy then me asshole. you would do good to shut your poser ass. your shit talking a shit talker now. i dont come onto your page shit talking your local trendy label do I? keep your unwelcome words off mine. if your not smart enough to ask to sign us, you certainly dont have the right to shit talk us. you couldnt handle our severity. you probably think your word means something, and sadly , to some they might. good thing i dont acquaint myself with said some. you can keep em'. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:56pm - fuckface_ninja_retard ""] Adam%20Sandler said:And now, the severe beating of a successful tattoo shop owner! <tattoo gun noises in background> "Alright buddy, you're all set. Don't worry about how bad it looks now, it will uh...look fine in the morning. They'll ring you up in front, and don't forget to take your free Vintage Flesh CD!" <fading footsteps followed by sound of CD being thrown in trash> "You little jerk! MULTICULTURALIST! FUCK YOU!!!" <telephone rings> "Tattoomb! Oh hey Pauly! How's that half-price swastika tattoo? What? It turns the wrong way? Um, well you still hate Jews right? Well then so what! Hold on we got a walk-in here..." <footsteps approach> "Hi there! You look like a fine Aryan brother, can I offer you a deal on a portrait of James Earl Ray? No guarantee that it will look like him" <THWACK> "AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! HELLLLLLP!!! ARYAN MAN UNDER ATTACK HERE!!!" <THWACK> "UHHHH... AHHHHH... DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I AM A SUCCESSFUL..." <THWACK THWACK THWACK> "HEY I NEED THOSE FINGERS TO PLAY THE HARMONICA!" <CRRRAAACK> "PLEASE STOP! I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE VINT-" <THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK> <THUD> welcum to woosta dolla twenny five |
| _______________________________________________________ [Dec 27,2011 4:56pm - TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG ""] [img] Personally, I don't know what everybody is so upset all about. Raynard gave me one of his CDs when I went to get thees beetches' name covered up on my backside, you know, and I leestened to it. It was pretty good... PRETTY GOOD FOR ME TO POOP ON!!! |
| _____________________________ [Dec 27,2011 6:34pm - ben ""] raynard%20trolling%20raynard said: FuckIsMySignature said:fail You liek to keep this going don't you? I have no choice but to defend myself on this web site of hipster posers always hating on my band. I don't beleive your a guy with a beard. Your a girl that won't book my band you bitch it's all your fault everyone hates me. I will fight against your army of nerdy poser haters until the end of time because I am a real metal warrior been doing this since you were in diapers. All you haterz will see I will be bigger then satan. whoa this almost seems like but but not nearly as cool. keep trying though. i love this shit. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 27,2011 6:37pm - ben ""] goatcatalyst said:no need to post nli under a fake name - faggot trolls himself well enough. i'd say it's abundantly clear that he's not coping well with his mother leaving his father for a black man. it must be hard to be the ignorant son of a hapless cuckold Strange as it was, i enjoyed a nigger free life growing up on the central coast on NewJersey. i move to parts of NewEngland and you got nignogs everywhere! you liberal fags just rolled out the red carpet for them and they promptly began to shit all over it. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 27,2011 6:40pm - ben ""] Adam%20Sandler said:And now, the severe beating of a successful tattoo shop owner! <tattoo gun noises in background> "Alright buddy, you're all set. Don't worry about how bad it looks now, it will uh...look fine in the morning. They'll ring you up in front, and don't forget to take your free Vintage Flesh CD!" <fading footsteps followed by sound of CD being thrown in trash> "You little jerk! MULTICULTURALIST! FUCK YOU!!!" <telephone rings> "Tattoomb! Oh hey Pauly! How's that half-price swastika tattoo? What? It turns the wrong way? Um, well you still hate Jews right? Well then so what! Hold on we got a walk-in here..." <footsteps approach> "Hi there! You look like a fine Aryan brother, can I offer you a deal on a portrait of James Earl Ray? No guarantee that it will look like him" <THWACK> "AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! HELLLLLLP!!! ARYAN MAN UNDER ATTACK HERE!!!" <THWACK> "UHHHH... AHHHHH... DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I AM A SUCCESSFUL..." <THWACK THWACK THWACK> "HEY I NEED THOSE FINGERS TO PLAY THE HARMONICA!" <CRRRAAACK> "PLEASE STOP! I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE VINT-" <THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK> <THUD> that was worth your effort, i got a good hardy laugh out of it thanks. i needed that after a busy day at my successful heavy metal/horror tattoo shop THE TATTOOMB! THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT SITCOM. STARRING ME! where do i sign?! www.thetattoomb.com |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 10:02am - Andrew "Dice" Clay ""] FuckIsMySignature said:fail Eoooohhhh!!! Look at this fuckin' guy heckling from the back like a fuckin' coward. Never has one fuckin' funny thing to say for himself, but thinks he's a fuckin' wiseguy. Your fuckin' opinion is as limp as a fairy's wrist, you fuckin' cocksucker! Tell you what, funny guy, let's see you post something funny right here and then you can talk shit. I'll give you an hour. BACK, GET IT????? Eohhhh!!!! |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 10:10am - FuckIsMySignature ""] this thread is very sad. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 10:12am - arilliusbm ""] This is a thread? |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 10:31am - FuckIsMySignature ""] whatever this is.. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 28,2011 10:35am - Yeti ""] this thread is hanging by a thread. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 11:04am - narkybark ""] this town needs an enema. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 11:09am - amorok666 ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 11:11am - amorok666 ""] For some reason its hard for me to believe that that's the same dude that posts on here as Ben. |
| ______________________________________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 11:16am - Welcome to the Tattoomb, Neighbor! ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 12:06pm - SuckIsMyDicknature ""] this thread is so sad that i keep coming in here to make useless unfunny posts just like i do in every thread i post in |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 12:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] clever screennames (have parenthesis) |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 12:25pm - DYA is 12 ""] smells desperately samefag in here. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 28,2011 12:39pm - Lamp ""] fuckin' hobby rockers |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 1:02pm - slar you morbid? ""] amorok666 said: bennyhillifier between the weird music and his shaky narration this whole thing makes me feel weird |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 28,2011 2:33pm - Andrew "Dice" Clay ""] Hickory dickory dock Raynard's mom sucked big black cock |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 10,2012 9:49am - THE IRON SHEIK ""] RAYNARD YOU ARE GAY... AND FAGGOT! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2012 2:02pm - VerminCain ""] I wonder which bitch ass candidate Raynard is willing to suck off to start a race war. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 21,2012 1:13pm - B. Brian Blair ""] THE%20IRON%20SHEIK said:RAYNARD YOU ARE GAY... AND FAGGOT! this |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 21,2012 2:13pm - RAY_INVERTICRUX ""] None of these fags are me. I finally got around to making this LOGGED IN account to let people know that if they're talking shit to someone who isn't using this account, it's not me. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 21,2012 2:56pm - ben ""] [img] cant touch this! |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 21,2012 3:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] RAY_INVERTICRUX said:None of these fags are me. I finally got around to making this LOGGED IN account to let people know that if they're talking shit to someone who isn't using this account, it's not me. Hey, it worked for Graveside... no, wait |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 21,2012 3:42pm - RAY_INVERTICRUX ""] Are you people retarded? Why in the name of unholy Satan would I use the name ben? |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 21,2012 3:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] RAY_INVERTICRUX said:Are you people retarded? Why in the name of unholy Satan would I use the name ben? Because you wanted to make a fake account, representing it as an imaginary "fan" of your band, posted some "LEAVE INVERTICRUX ALONE" threads, and then forgot and posted as yourself anyway? Keep in mind, our memories haven't been destroyed by years of huffing horse tranquilizers off of boners the way yours have. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 22,2012 8:16am - ben ""] some one here is hell bent on improving my relatioship with you people and i wont have any of it. come out of the shadows. i challenge me to a dual to the death! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2012 10:53am - Jack Tors ""] I got a tattoo at the Tattomb last month, and passed out from the intense pain of being tattooed by an unskilled faggot. When I woke up there was a big red chancre on me, which tells me that something's wrong. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 22,2012 11:09am - DestroyYouAlot ""] ^ That's just the hep Z. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Oct 15,2013 3:22pm - Jackie The Joke Man Martling ""] What was on the menu for Raynard's first night in federal prison? Raw starfish in a brown gravy, with a side of tossed salad! Hee heeeeeee!!!!! |
| _________________________________________________________ [Oct 15,2013 3:35pm - DYA is SUCCESSFUL FORUM ARTIST ""] LOL @ myself re: hep Z |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 15,2013 4:03pm - SAM KINISON ""] Can dead comedians get on this? |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 14,2013 1:39pm - Richard Jeni ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| ___________________________________________________ [Nov 14,2013 3:20pm - RTTP bad joke department ""] What do Raynard Stevens and Trent Reznor have in common? They both have a HEAD LIKE A HOLE. |
| __________________________________________________________ [Nov 14,2013 7:19pm - SUCCESSFUL FRIED DOUGH SALESMAN ""] Paul%20CNV said: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY... RAY IS A GOOD DUDE... NOT THE PC FAGGOT YOU WANT EVERYONE TO BE ... HE AIN'T WHAT YER CLAIMIN FAGGOT. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 14,2013 9:36pm - fixed ""] fixed |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 14,2013 11:13pm - Suck is my Dicknature ""] Thread reminds me how much of a FUCKING ASSHOLE that old Scaphism bass player was |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 9,2014 1:04pm - Denis Leary ""] Raynard Stevens shot himself in the head? Where's the fuckin' problem??? It's called natural fuckin' selection and it's the bottom of the fuckin' good chain! Make sure you get your whole head in front of the pistol next time! Life sucks get a fuckin' bulletproof helmet! |