getting shithammered at 1:39 in the afternoon because your life is a toilet it-is-what-it-is thread[views:4051][posts:28]_____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:42pm - goatcatalyst ""] Yughhh |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:43pm - arilliusbm ""] I thought you were a millionaire since your record deal WTF |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:43pm - hauptpflucker ""] I envy you, my toilet life won't allow the 1:39 binge today... |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:44pm - hauptpflucker ""] arilliusbm said:I thought you were a millionaire since your record deal WTF he's having a cobain moment. do some heroin and blow your brains out or false. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:45pm - josh_hates_you ""] "getting shithammered at 1:39 in the afternoon because your life is a toilet it-is-what-it-is" this was pretty much my whole 2011. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hauptpflucker said: arilliusbm said:I thought you were a millionaire since your record deal WTF he's having a cobain moment. do some heroin and blow your brains out or false. only attempted suicide is KVLT. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:48pm - Mark_R ""] I bought the Ips album in mid-December. That might get you enough money for half a beer, depending. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:51pm - goatcatalyst ""] Well, heroin is an easy score here in Wallingford, but I don't associate in those circles. And if it's anything like Oxys or Dilaudid, I wouldn't like it because you can't poop and then when you try to poop, it's more painful than the supposed pain-negating narcotics you are on are able to de-pain and so I really look down my nose at people who are into pills and regard they who would trade their inalienable right to poop for a stupid high that won't help you none when it's pooping time so I looks at those pooptraders as subhumans. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:54pm - hauptpflucker ""] goatcatalyst said:Well, heroin is an easy score here in Wallingford, but I don't associate in those circles. And if it's anything like Oxys or Dilaudid, I wouldn't like it because you can't poop and then when you try to poop, it's more painful than the supposed pain-negating narcotics you are on are able to de-pain and so I really look down my nose at people who are into pills and regard they who would trade their inalienable right to poop for a stupid high that won't help you none when it's pooping time so I looks at those pooptraders as subhumans. sound logic |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:55pm - goatcatalyst ""] And suicide is fucking gay because when you're dead, you can't eat no lopster bisk or blackened U-10s or brie burger veggie burgers from Knuckleheads and then you're just a low-rent nigger Liberace |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 1:59pm - faketroll ""] go take a laxative and a I Piss U miss about it and shut up. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 2:01pm - goatcatalyst ""] And bless you, Mark R, but on the odd chance that the label has already recouped our paltry recording budget, I will put my 3rd of our $0.73 royalty from your purchase towards my next Old Chub 8% Scotch Ale. BRB- going to find that heroin |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 2:15pm - DYA is NO U ""] This thread makes me want blackened chicken for lunch. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 2:15pm - RustyPS should be working ""] goatcatalyst said:Well, heroin is an easy score here in Wallingford, but I don't associate in those circles. And if it's anything like Oxys or Dilaudid, I wouldn't like it because you can't poop and then when you try to poop, it's more painful than the supposed pain-negating narcotics you are on are able to de-pain and so I really look down my nose at people who are into pills and regard they who would trade their inalienable right to poop for a stupid high that won't help you none when it's pooping time so I looks at those pooptraders as subhumans. That was very profound |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 2:17pm - largefreakatzero ""] Constipation is surely false. Only blasting the bowl at least 3x before lunch is real. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 2:18pm - DYA is NO U ""] occult reefer + espresso = hippie speedball chill poopin' all the way |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 2:19pm - RustyPS should be working ""] Note to self: start doing drugs, maybe then your BMs will be more pleasurable |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 2:20pm - Randy_Marsh ""] The fuck is 'occult reefer' |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 2:29pm - goatcatalyst ""] You wish you knew, buttdart ;) |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 2:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ITT: BM'ing like a rock star |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 2:30pm - bitch_please ""] Go wine enema yourself or fgt. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 5,2012 3:19pm - KEVORD ""] I wish I could get shithammered on a Thursday at 1:39. I have to wait for the weekend to drown my sorrows so I don't shoot myself or others. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 5,2012 3:22pm - Yeti ""] this thread made me appreciate the fantastic dumps i've been taking lately. i've been eating a lot of asparagus so i think it's cleaning out the tubes. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 3:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Ass Per Gas |
| _____________________________ [Jan 5,2012 3:31pm - Yeti ""] i want to see a video of Ryan getting pummeled by a giant hammer made of shit. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 3:32pm - arilliusbm ""] Whitesnake back patch or whitesnake back patch. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 3:48pm - goatcatalyst ""] My scarf protects me from shithammers, Tony |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 3:52pm - XshithammerX ""] OP is paul |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2012 5:04pm - the mex nli ""] goatcatalyst said:Well, heroin is an easy score here in Wallingford, but I don't associate in those circles. And if it's anything like Oxys or Dilaudid, I wouldn't like it because you can't poop and then when you try to poop, it's more painful than the supposed pain-negating narcotics you are on are able to de-pain and so I really look down my nose at people who are into pills and regard they who would trade their inalienable right to poop for a stupid high that won't help you none when it's pooping time so I looks at those pooptraders as subhumans. I concur, and am pleased that your fecal matter is traversing seamlessly through your bowels |