who whacks off at work?[views:3671][posts:18][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ___________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 12:20am - powerkok ""] inspired by the what do you do for work thread...this will weed out and generalize, the workers that masturbate at their place of employment, survey. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 12:43am - Abbath ""] ahahahahahah i use to bang a co worker at my old job, it was awesome i felt like i was a porn star.... getting paid for having sex |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 12:45am - MyDeadDoll ""] it's too risky when you work in a retail with mad cameras everywhere |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 1:12am - Josh_hates_you ""] since i dont have a job i dont now. but i did when i worked at a supermarket in the bathroom. i did when i was maintainence at a nursing home. i wish i could have when i worked at the zoo. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 1:43am - MyDeadDoll ""] zoo+masturbation=bad |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 2:17am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Beat off into the lion cage. They all want to eat your meat. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 2:23am - MyDeadDoll ""] are you pretending to be a lion again?? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 2:53am - DeOdiumMortis ""] No, I'm pretending to be a clown riding a unicycle around a kiddie pool full of teenage girls and yogurt. The fruits on the bottom, they're mixing so the hippo can have lunch. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 10,2004 3:36am - iFuck ""] i used to bang this MILF on the ice at a hockey arena i used to manage. mmMMMmmm... MILF... |
| __________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 9:52am - bradmann ""] i beat off in the bathroom at school all the time...the adrenaline makes it quick 'n' easy. pump pump shoot on the stall door out very good system i had going |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 9:57am - subjugate ""] i work in a office supply room i get to meet all the fresh ones when they first start up |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 10:17am - RustedAngel ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 5:28pm - powerkok ""] hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha tom. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 10,2004 5:30pm - silky ""] I've actually always made a point of masturbating at least once at every job Iive had. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 5:32pm - The_ExhumeD ""] I once had sex in a sears dressing room, but I never beaten off at work. I have on a few occasions beaten off at friends houses late late at night while watching porn I found on their computers good thing the comp was in the basement and you could hear if someone was coming down the stairs. Its weird but it owns |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 5:47pm - Robdeadskin ""] The_ExhumeD said:I once had sex in a sears dressing room, but I never beaten off at work. I have on a few occasions beaten off at friends houses late late at night while watching porn I found on their computers good thing the comp was in the basement and you could hear if someone was coming down the stairs. Its weird but it owns HAHA i HAVE DONE THAT TOO.. the thrill of not getting caught makes it better!! Ive done it at work...and had sex at work and, drink at work and, do and, get drugs at work.....I do everything at work:satancross: |
| _______________________________ [Jun 10,2004 5:57pm - silky ""] I have sex in public with my girlfreind at least once a week. there's this gazeebo at a local mini-golf course we've had our eye on for a while. public bathrooms are the best, though. there's nothing like making her hold on to the toilet seat for support and her head's right in the bowl. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 6:40pm - The_ExhumeD ""] I used to sell drugs at work and get high at work all the time, When I was 15 or so I used to smoke under the burners hood at pirates denn. too bad I got fucked from some acid and rarely ever smoke anymore. Ive only gone to work drunk once and have never had sex at work but department store dressing rooms rule for sex, old navy especially. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 13,2004 4:46pm - silky ""] try the gap. the girls that work there are always such snooty cunts that they wont bother you. plus you can bust a nut on the mirror or the little benches they always have in there and they have to clean it up. |