Band Beef[views:36603][posts:184]_______________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 10:52am - eurnonymous ""] i saw the singer of crypter beat the ever living shit out of Dan "hammer" last night at their show. it was sick |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 11:11am - nekronaut ""] That rules. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 11:42am - the_reverend ""] Huh? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 29,2012 12:00pm - BSV ""] That the dude that wears speedos and teal short shorts? Why does everyone hate him so much? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 12:36pm - gnartrand ""] hahahahahahahah yeah the dudes a bitch |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 12:38pm - who cares ""] Crypter is a shit band and dan hammmer is a fag... |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 12:50pm - Dan Hamner ""] Wow what the fuck. I would hardly say I got beat up. Accurate information my ass, let's fight. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 12:59pm - trioxin245 ""] No idea who anyone involved is, but any violence is an automatic SUPPORT. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 29,2012 1:03pm - BSV ""] Nate "the Real Deal" Chartrand vs Dan "Larger Than Life" Hammer in a Metrowest battle of the thrash metal lead singer no dq championship match. Isn't there like a 10-15 year age difference here? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 1:40pm - gnartrand ""] duuuude please dont put our bands in the same category bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 2:00pm - arilliusbm ""] zzzzzzzzzzzzzz to everything ITT |
| ______________________________ [Dec 29,2012 2:04pm - BSV ""] bennyhillifier It's really not that bad, sweet playing. I'm not into the vocals that much and the whole have fun, party and eat a pizza vibe. I'll be sure to check the next show. CRYPTER LEVELS UP WITH +2 EVIL +2 HOSTILE +2 SAND LINE DRAWING |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 3:03pm - nekronaut ""] gnartrand said:duuuude please dont put our bands in the same category Seriously. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 3:18pm - goatcatalyst ""] Fury of V or something with unsavoury connotations |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 3:53pm - Randy_Marsh ""] dual submachine guns or not real fight |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 4:06pm - Reapers_grave ""] What happened? All i heard is apparently Nate called Dan a faggot and Dan posted about it on facebook like a 16 year old high school girl. Massachusetts thrash metal bands have more drama between them than a college sorority. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 4:07pm - trioxin245 ""] nekronaut said: gnartrand said:duuuude please dont put our bands in the same category Seriously. minus 100000000 scene points for wearing a metallica shirt at all, let alone on stage though. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 4:10pm - shutup fagget ""] Randy_Marsh said:dual submachine guns or not real fight shutup fagget |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 4:11pm - trioxin245 ""] I agree with shutup fagget. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 4:14pm - shutup fagget ""] trioxin245 said:I agree with shutup fagget. ^ legit ^ |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 4:19pm - trioxin245 ""] Wait so are you telling me to 'shutup fagget' or are you agreeing with me? I'll just assume both. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 4:19pm - goatrider ""] I have no idea what happened, but IRL violence is a preferable alternative to interdrama. So is everything, but I think the point stands. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 4:24pm - shutup fagget ""] goatrider said:I have no idea what happened, but IRL violence is a preferable alternative to interdrama. So is everything, but I think the point stands. shutup fagget no one asked you. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 4:28pm - shutup fagget ""] trioxin245 said:Wait so are you telling me to 'shutup fagget' or are you agreeing with me? I'll just assume both. It's best to assume both. You haven't said anything super gay yet... but rest assured when you do, I will be there. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 6:51pm - Ghoulash ""] trioxin245 said: nekronaut said: gnartrand said:duuuude please dont put our bands in the same category Seriously. minus 100000000 scene points for wearing a metallica shirt at all, let alone on stage though. Early Metallica will always be acceptable. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 7:02pm - trioxin245 ""] shutup%20fagget said: trioxin245 said:Wait so are you telling me to 'shutup fagget' or are you agreeing with me? I'll just assume both. It's best to assume both. You haven't said anything super gay yet... but rest assured when you do, I will be there. shutup shutup fagget |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2012 7:03pm - trioxin245 ""] Ghoulash said: trioxin245 said: nekronaut said: gnartrand said:duuuude please dont put our bands in the same category Seriously. minus 100000000 scene points for wearing a metallica shirt at all, let alone on stage though. Early Metallica will always be acceptable. Thats like saying Kramer just recently became racist because we didnt see it til recently. HE WAS ALWAYS A BIGOT |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 3:07am - givemeedtilimdead ""] Sonic Pulse were good players. The guitarists were doing the googley-eyes shit like Exodus in the Toxic Waltz video when I seen em at Ralphs a couple weeks ago. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 11:31am - the_reverend ""] trioxin245 said: Ghoulash said: trioxin245 said: nekronaut said: gnartrand said:duuuude please dont put our bands in the same category Seriously. minus 100000000 scene points for wearing a metallica shirt at all, let alone on stage though. Early Metallica will always be acceptable. Thats like saying Kramer just recently became racist because we didnt see it til recently. HE WAS ALWAYS A BIGOThilarious and my feelings of Metallica |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 11:34am - trioxin245 ""] givemeedtilimdead said:The guitarists were doing the googley-eyes shit like Exodus in the Toxic Waltz video when I seen em at Ralphs a couple weeks ago. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 12:36pm - the_reverend ""] trioxin245 said: Ghoulash said: trioxin245 said: nekronaut said: gnartrand said:duuuude please dont put our bands in the same category Seriously. minus 100000000 scene points for wearing a metallica shirt at all, let alone on stage though. Early Metallica will always be acceptable. Thats like saying Kramer just recently became racist because we didnt see it til recently. HE WAS ALWAYS A BIGOThilarious and my feelings of Metallica |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 1:19pm - arilliusbm ""] Dunno, I still love the early Metallica albums, always will. Never liked Lars, though. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 1:38pm - MikeOv ""] I don't know how anyone couldn't like Metallica all the way up to ...And Justice For All. I still listen to all of their early recordings. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 1:46pm - goatcatalyst ""] First four, man. First four. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 2:10pm - trioxin245 ""] I dont hate the first four, but in the wake of everything Metallica has done, particularly the last ten years, I wouldnt be caught dead wearing a Metallica shirt. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 7:52pm - the_reverend ""] Can't stand the vocals. Never could. Always makes me feel like someone is shitting in my ears |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:13pm - metalis4turdz ""] bahaha nate never beat that dude up....that dude was laughing at nates sorry attempts to hit him and refraining from fighting nate because it would be an unfair battle...all you little crypters friends go get back up your mommys twats and leave metal for the real men.... bhaha...no real man would actually raise his fist to nate because they would be like hitting a child or little girl or something and would probably hurt him way too much.... just sayin...blank blank |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:14pm - metalis4turdz ""] yeah crypters music iis ok but the vocals r awful...much worse even than sonic pulses vocals... |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:19pm - screwoffffffff ""] Reapers_grave said:What happened? All i heard is apparently Nate called Dan a faggot and Dan posted about it on facebook like a 16 year old high school girl. Massachusetts thrash metal bands have more drama between them than a college sorority. Nate called dans wife a cunt on stage because dan was ignoring him or something...pretty low to bring peoples wives into their band drama |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:21pm - gaoehsdf awjtgjagfd ""] that is terrible |
| _________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:28pm - im gay ""] looks like sonic pulse just realized this thread |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:30pm - gnartrand ""] HAHA lie all you want, you know what down |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:40pm - Nate SHARTrand ""] I just wish brynn would bang ME..... |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:44pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Is this the kid who went to PT109 like a year back and started cutting his arm and bleeding all over the place to whatever band that was opening to like 6 people on a tuesday night? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:44pm - metalis4turdz ""] i dont know the restof crypter or sonic pulse but i am not a fan of nate lets leave it at that he sucks |
| ________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:48pm - KEVORD ""] I don't know who any of these people or bands are but I think its safe to assume they are all falses. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 8:52pm - Randy_Marsh ""] ^^ |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:11pm - Thunderstool ""] They're faggier than Carmine and Seax! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:22pm - laurenISacunt ""] Lauren isn't innocent in all this, she is a total two-faced cunt that says she sticks up for Crypter but she goes along with everything the Sonic Pulse losers say. She is totally a fucking cunt, glad Nate told her. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:23pm - laurenISacunt ""] Lauren is part of the band drama |
| __________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:24pm - douglas ""] im siding with whoever has more youtube views. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:27pm - KEVORD ""] Is it just me or does Sonic Pulse sound like the name of a 1980's stereo store. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:28pm - gnartrand ""] i also spit all on dans back all night and he never knew haha |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:35pm - NeonYellowReeboks ""] metalis4turdz said:real man [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:40pm - metalis4turdz ""] i dont know him but wtf.....six in line? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:42pm - dowehaveadeal ""] haha nates a fag no wonder his gf brynn cheats on him with everyone |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:43pm - NeonYellowReeboks ""] maybe its because he spits on dudes who wear speedos' backs |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:44pm - youreanidiot ""] Yeah except Brynn doesn't cheat on him you fucking idiot |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:45pm - RTTP Noob Police ""] All of you RTTP Noob faggots need to leave right now!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:45pm - metalis4turdz ""] wait is that dan from the other night? wtfffffffff i just remembered the shirt! holy fuck hahah |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:45pm - NeonYellowReeboks ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:46pm - dowehaveadeal ""] HAHA sure thats what she wants you to think NATE... |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:47pm - youreanidiot ""] I am definitely not Nate.... |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:48pm - dowehaveadeal ""] haha exactly, NeonYellowReeboks |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:48pm - gnartrand ""] thats not me foolio |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 9:51pm - metalis4turdz ""] youre either nate or someone nate cried to for some kind of support ... either way iam finding this thread very entertaining and say keep the silly drama coming...it great. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 10:39pm - goatcatalyst ""] Fuck off nowadays RTTP n-word k-words |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 11:15pm - silkcity ""] Regardless of what was going on prior to Friday nights show, Crypter were the ones to start the bullshit, antagonizing all the sonic pulse members from the get go. Dont bring your bullshit to my front door. Fuck that. Fuck you. Grow up. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 11:21pm - Thunderstool ""] There's a nice shot of Carmine licking a man's ass at 4:42 |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 11:24pm - SPLauren89 ""] Yehh Im such a cunt... Watch out or me and my 40 yr Old hulk of a bf will run u over with our prius |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 30,2012 11:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Both bands should have a benefit concert in Chinatown. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 12:00am - Pissy RTTP Troll ""] all these faggets need to take their fagget drama somewhere else, and also provide a picture of the broad for RTTP to judge accordingly. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 1:32am - Smarky Smark and the Funky Bunch ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Dec 31,2012 8:17am - ok ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2012 8:17am - cunt ""] GIRLS CAN THRASH 2 GUIZE!!! Xdd[img] |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 8:18am - Thunderstool ""] I lika do do cha cha like a sissy girl. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 8:19am - Ass Cunt Fucker ""] Lick my ass cunt, perverts! |
| _____________________________ [Dec 31,2012 8:20am - ok ""] [img][/URL" TARGET=6> [URL=http://postimage.org/]picture hosting |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 8:47am - Music Critic ""] Honestly I always felt the vocals ruined Sonic Pulse. Not even trying to talk a bunch of shit, watched their video "Bong Zombies" and was into it until Dan started in and acting like a cornball with equally corny vocals. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 9:37am - goatcatalyst ""] Buttdarts be falsing |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 9:46am - orden og fred ""] Where;s the Beef!!!!:nuke: |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:10am - Music Critic ""] somehow everyone forgot Crypter stared out as a thrash band wit zero black metal influences and was basically another shitty thrash band like Sonic Pulse then black metal became cool and they jumped on the wagon |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:11am - Alx_Casket ""] Randy_Marsh said:Is this the kid who went to PT109 like a year back and started cutting his arm and bleeding all over the place to whatever band that was opening to like 6 people on a tuesday night? Dude is actually cool (and like 16) |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:19am - givemeedtilimdead ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:25am - Alx_Fagstick ""] Alx_Casket said: Randy_Marsh said:Is this the kid who went to PT109 like a year back and started cutting his arm and bleeding all over the place to whatever band that was opening to like 6 people on a tuesday night? Dude is actually cool (and like 16) Alx Casket says dude is cool? OH SURE THATS A QUALITY REFERENCE RIGHT THERE |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:44am - Alx_Casket ""] I knew that posting in this thread would be like [img] |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:47am - Yeti ""] ITT: RTTP in a nutshell. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:57am - Tu Etes Bonita! ""] You are B E A Utiful! ok said:[img][/URL" TARGET=6> [URL=http://postimage.org/]picture hosting:shocked::spineyes::bartnormal::NEWHORNS: |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2012 11:43am - BSV ""] Oh tough shit, 2 local thrash bands are in the same category, deal with it. What's best is Crypter antagonizing a band thats like 10 years older than them, all for a sound reason; no on likes that kid Dan or his shitty rockstar attitude. I give them credit, half you pussies woulda just trolled, talk shit behind someones back only to use them for a show. This kid goes out of his way to spit on him. RESPECT. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 12:44pm - whut ""] Yeah idk who that is but it is definitely not Dans wife Lauren. shes looks like a tranny, this chicks hot ok said:[img][/URL" TARGET=6> [URL=http://postimage.org/]picture hosting |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 12:47pm - THE TRUFF ""] BSV said:Oh tough shit, 2 local thrash bands are in the same category, deal with it. What's best is Crypter antagonizing a band thats like 10 years older than them, all for a sound reason; no on likes that kid Dan or his shitty rockstar attitude. I give them credit, half you pussies woulda just trolled, talk shit behind someones back only to use them for a show. This kid goes out of his way to spit on him. RESPECT. yeah crypter fucking handed it to them instead facebooking about it |
| ______________________________ [Dec 31,2012 1:30pm - BSV ""] THE%20TRUFF said: yeah crypter fucking handed it to them instead facebooking about it I spied ALOT of people hating on the gaybook how much they hate fuck sonic pulse. I expect a young band like them to do that. what did they post btw? is that what started all the drama? Thrash bands have the monopoly of drama. When will pizza bands learn they are borderline poppy boy bands? |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 1:33pm - arillius_the_white ""] Needz more Sodom-esque thrash bands. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 1:37pm - the_reverend ""] I'm shocked at the shear number of ips that trolls are using. Quality. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 1:58pm - Trolliocornholio ""] Sonic pulse r cool exept for their singer.,., i mean , he is covered in some cryptic nerds spit... Hahaha but probably one of the best drummers in the area... |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 1:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] News flash: no one cares about any of this. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 2:26pm - Gnarttrand ""] BSV said: THE%20TRUFF said: yeah crypter fucking handed it to them instead facebooking about it I spied ALOT of people hating on the gaybook how much they hate fuck sonic pulse. I expect a young band like them to do that. what did they post btw? is that what started all the drama? Thrash bands have the monopoly of drama. When will pizza bands learn they are borderline poppy boy bands? its an insanely gay story but basically Crypter decided to not play shows with sonic pulse because they are wicked retarded and lame (obvious reasons) and after that for some reason all the freaks in sonic pulse started posting things about us, our band, our girlfriends literally like everyday. i ended up calling the dude at one point and he tried saying its just a joke because you know they are hilarious with there memes and little gay pictures of donald duck. so i basically told him it wouldnt be so funny in person. i did see him in person and he grovelled and apologized like a bitch and the next day they were posting even more personal shit. so when we ran into him the other night he was trying to apologize so i called his wife a cunt so he would stop having the bouncer follow him around all night. so i could finally have the chance to hit him. its so gay, and instead of being able to handle it like a man he fucks with my car after the fight and then literally runs away like a girl and leaves |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 2:28pm - Gnarttrand ""] and weve never fucking wrote anything about them on facebook, its embarrassing to be affiliated with them in even a negative way. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 2:34pm - music critic ""] Music%20Critic said:somehow everyone forgot Crypter stared out as a thrash band wit zero black metal influences and was basically another shitty thrash band like Sonic Pulse then black metal became cool and they jumped on the wagon listen to their demo |
| ______________________________ [Dec 31,2012 2:44pm - BSV ""] CRYPTER gets better and better. I don't care if you're not playing fancy solos, wearing flashy outfits, or relying on colorful art to get it out there. I love bands that have an attitude, a determination to do things right and take stand against bullshit. I don't even think you're being affiliated with them, if anything you're separating yourself and showing everyone that you're on a different level. Feel good thread of the year. You guys are acting like girls saying no one cares or it's rttp in a nutshell. For once someone around here stuck to their guns and struck back on false metal. CHEERS TO CRYPTER! I'm gonna sneek a 6 pack and joint to you fuckers next time I see you. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 2:50pm - words of advice ""] this coming from a guy that wears womens skinny jeans. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 2:52pm - arillius_the_white ""] I have still have yet to hear Crypter but have hard good things. I magically found a Sonic Pulse business card in my jacket pocket a few weeks ago and had to chuck it due to its silliness. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2012 2:57pm - whut ""] [img] this is dans tranny wife |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 2:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DestroyYouAlot said:News flash: no one cares about any of this. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 2:59pm - Randy_Marsh ""] THAT DONALD DUCK MEME IS NOT GAY ITS CALLED DOLAN |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 3:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Randy_Marsh said:THAT DONALD DUCK MEME IS NOT GAY ITS CALLED DOLAN Yeah, I was feeling favorably about those dudes until Dolan got brought into this. CYRPTR PLS |
| ________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 3:03pm - Minge ""] pussy:itchy: |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 3:06pm - Gnarrtrand ""] BSV said:CRYPTER gets better and better. I don't care if you're not playing fancy solos, wearing flashy outfits, or relying on colorful art to get it out there. I love bands that have an attitude, a determination to do things right and take stand against bullshit. I don't even think you're being affiliated with them, if anything you're separating yourself and showing everyone that you're on a different level. Feel good thread of the year. You guys are acting like girls saying no one cares or it's rttp in a nutshell. For once someone around here stuck to their guns and struck back on false metal. CHEERS TO CRYPTER! I'm gonna sneek a 6 pack and joint to you fuckers next time I see you. haha FUCK yeah thanks dude! who are you by the way |
| ______________________________ [Dec 31,2012 3:17pm - Yeti ""] BSV said:You guys are acting like girls saying no one cares or it's rttp in a nutshell. my comment was directed at the fact that this forum is basically crying bullshit and trolls. no one knows what went down or why but Crypter. they've always been cool in my books, they fit in well at the Temple of Doom show we did. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 31,2012 3:18pm - Yeti ""] and if some nonsense finally went down in person and they didn't back down, +1. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 3:59pm - hails to the dragon ""] randy marsh licks ass crack and ball sack :HAMMAH: |
| ______________________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 4:03pm - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""] :point: Yeti said:this forum is basically crying bullshit and trolls 50% crying bullshit trolls on rttp = above poster = Scott Wily |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 4:07pm - largefreakatzero ""] "Faggot" button needs to be held down indefinitely for this thread. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 31,2012 4:16pm - BSV ""] lana del rey ciald:1341549"] BSV said:CRYPTER gets better and better. I don't care if you're not playing fancy solos, wearing flashy outfits, or relying on colorful art to get it out there. I love bands that have an attitude, a determination to do things right and take stand against bullshit. I don't even think you're being affiliated with them, if anything you're separating yourself and showing everyone that you're on a different level. Feel good thread of the year. You guys are acting like girls saying no one cares or it's rttp in a nutshell. For once someone around here stuck to their guns and struck back on false metal. CHEERS TO CRYPTER! I'm gonna sneek a 6 pack and joint to you fuckers next time I see you. haha FUCK yeah thanks dude! who are you by the way Josh/Abnormality/Sarcomancy/Scaphism |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 4:16pm - Dave Trohl ""] cryper is a good music and doesnt afraid of anything |
| _________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 4:20pm - death. ""] largefreakatzero said:"Faggot" button needs to be held down indefinitely for this thread. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 4:36pm - Randy_Marsh ""] death. said: largefreakatzero said:"Faggot" button needs to be held down indefinitely for this thread. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 4:52pm - Yessuhh ""] Randy_Marsh said: death. said: largefreakatzero said:"Randy Marsh" button needs to be held down indefinitely for this thread. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 5:23pm - Ghoulash ""] Dave%20Trohl said:cryper is a good music and doesnt afraid of anything i was just thought about this. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:17pm - PastaFU ""] im gonna say that this is the most bullshit thing ive read as of late. a bunch of cocky kids talking shit about two awesome bands. it doesnt matter that they are in different genres or any of this shit, i gave up reading all your ramblings a long time ago and am just calling all this stupid. grow up, stop acting like a bunch of adolescent assholes. theres a "whos dick is bigger" contest goin on and here it is... none of your dicks are big. shut up and fuckin enjoy some metal and fuck off people. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:30pm - donjohnson ""] This thread is rediculous. There is no way people should involve wives or gifriends into their personal shit. It happened on both sides. Any member of sonic pulse that was at that show was there intentionally to mess with crypter, no matter what they say. Dan Hammer is a complete scum bag, his wife is not a cunt, maybe some other adjectives could better describe her, . No one in crypter is 16, although every member of sonic pulse acts like they are. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 10:46pm - Trigve ""] As someone who's a fan and friends with people in both bands, I have to say, you guys are all acting like faggots. Posting trash on Facebook doesn't make you tough, but neither does spitting on somebody's back. This is some pussy shit. Either break each other's noses or go on tour with a bunch of shitty scene bands that will appreciate this overdramatic nonsense. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Dec 31,2012 11:00pm - ryan from new hampshire ""] you people are fucking fags. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 1,2013 12:48am - goatcatalyst ""] ITT: homeward bound faggots |
| _______________________________ [Jan 1,2013 1:11am - KEVORD ""] I have now watched videos of both bands in this thread. I can now say that both bands are terrible and they can both eat a bag of dicks. I hope no one would book this garbage. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 1,2013 1:28am - words of advice ""] both bands are terrible |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 1,2013 1:33am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] goatcatalyst said:ITT: homeward bound faggots Dude, Homeward Bound was a sick movie. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 1,2013 5:11am - youreallfaggots ""] For the record, the only reason why im wearing a sonic pulse shit is because Lauren asked me to put it on to take pictures. At the time, i considered them friends, and didn't think they would use a picture to make fun of my boyfriend and crypter. If any of you actually knew nate or crypter, your know that they're not a bunch of pretentious egotistical assholes who can't handle someone visiting their style of music handle |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 1,2013 5:19am - youreallfaggots ""] Wow my auto correct sucks, basically what im trying to say is sonic pulse are manipulating cock suckers who i thought were decent people but think its clever to involve girlfriends and make up bullshit stories on facebook like middle school girls. And people wonder why i deleted facebook. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 1,2013 12:44pm - END THREAD ""] Gnarttrand said: BSV said: THE%20TRUFF said: yeah crypter fucking handed it to them instead facebooking about it I spied ALOT of people hating on the gaybook how much they hate fuck sonic pulse. I expect a young band like them to do that. what did they post btw? is that what started all the drama? Thrash bands have the monopoly of drama. When will pizza bands learn they are borderline poppy boy bands? its an insanely gay story but basically Crypter decided to not play shows with sonic pulse because they are wicked retarded and lame (obvious reasons) and after that for some reason all the freaks in sonic pulse started posting things about us, our band, our girlfriends literally like everyday. i ended up calling the dude at one point and he tried saying its just a joke because you know they are hilarious with there memes and little gay pictures of donald duck. so i basically told him it wouldnt be so funny in person. i did see him in person and he grovelled and apologized like a bitch and the next day they were posting even more personal shit. so when we ran into him the other night he was trying to apologize so i called his wife a cunt so he would stop having the bouncer follow him around all night. so i could finally have the chance to hit him. its so gay, and instead of being able to handle it like a man he fucks with my car after the fight and then literally runs away like a girl and leaves |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 1,2013 3:44pm - Trolliocornholio ""] Haha its funny how some people are taking things said on this thread seriously..most of us are just here to make fun of everything but the ones being making serious statements they believe to be true are just plain lulzy |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 2,2013 1:43am - who cares ""] Both of the bands suck beyond belief. No one gives a shit about your gay bands! Sonic Pulse has to be the most generic name Ever! |
| _______________________________ [Jan 2,2013 1:57am - Spence ""] This thread needs 100% more photos of Brynn. But in all seriousness, sucks that bands have drama. Both Dan and Nate are chill dudes, even if i'm not particularly close or even friends with either. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 2,2013 2:54am - xgodzillax ""] both bands suck. fight each other at the gate then kill yourselves. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 2,2013 8:04am - trioxin245 ""] xgodzillax said:fight each other at the gate then kill yourselves. :point::point::point: |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jan 2,2013 8:46am - a jealous boy with huge bass ""] shutup fagget |
| _______________________________ [Jan 2,2013 8:56am - xmikex ""] No idea who either of these bands/people are. But fight or STFU or at least learn how to make an entertaining beef thread, morans. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 2,2013 9:23am - barren ark ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 2,2013 5:41pm - Pay attention ""] xmikex said:No idea who either of these bands/people are. But fight or STFU or at least learn how to make an entertaining beef thread, morans. dude there WAS a fight, pay attention. the Nate kid fucked up Dan "hammer" |
| _________________________________ [Jan 2,2013 6:14pm - Zychron ""] :bartnormal: |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 2,2013 7:37pm - I seen it ""] Nate fucked up dan hammer so bad. I seen it. He was all punchin him, and dan hammer was just standin there. Then nate called the cops, and the cops started beatin him too. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jan 2,2013 9:05pm - I Charlie Sheen dat shit too ""] From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 2,2013 10:33pm - xmikex ""] Excuse me and allow me to re-phrase. Fight where I can see it, or pussy. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 3,2013 10:22am - AndrewFagtard ""] thread should be called band chicken because both these bands are chicken |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 3,2013 10:32am - largefreakatzero ""] Thread is still gay. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 3,2013 10:40am - Yeti ""] "band beef" should be shitty bands ground up into chuck and served to fat people. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 3,2013 11:05am - boblovesmusic ""] I was hoping this thread would be about food, kinda disappointed |
| _____________________________ [Jan 3,2013 8:44pm - BSV ""] “I think “Pizza Thrash” started out as a derogatory term used by metal snobs to describe any kind of punk influenced thrash they deemed not to be serious enough for them, such as bands like Municipal Waste. For me, it’s essentially the same thing; any kind of thrash with fun lyrical content usually with beer or party themed lyrics. Ling King is a good example of a band that people have called “Pizza Thrash,” but more so as as insult because of their jokingly lyrical content, but I just plain think they’re awesome, and even though their lyrics aren’t serious they’re much more clever than the same old default lyrics about war and killing. As for “Pizza Power,” it’s just the basis of our bands direction. We set out to fusing Pizza Thrash with Power Metal. We like to take all that drunken, fun loving Pizza Thrash attitude and mix it with the technicality and epicness of Power Metal.” http://nefariousrealm.com/homenew/?p=12813 |
| _______________________________ [Jan 3,2013 8:52pm - KEVORD ""] I don't hear any Power Metal in Sonic Pulses music. It just sounds like rehashed thrash with horrible vocals. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] KEVORD said:I don't hear any Power Metal in Sonic Pulses music. It just sounds like rehashed thrash with horrible vocals. What is it about these bands jocking Exodus so hard while clearly not really getting it at all? |
| _____________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:11pm - BSV ""] The band isn't that bad, they just need a new singer or at least one that can headbang like a maniac. But whatever, you guys are a buncha hippies not caring anyways. Whatever happened to all that sweet nasty death to false metal talk you used to hear? OH AND THIS - http://simple.returntothepit.com/view.php?...formid=63433&highlight=pizza+thrash first time I ever used the term "Pizza Thrash"...."Most of these pizza thrash bands are tight but I can't get into it. I like metal that's dangerous and a threat to society, not a hipster happy quest for popularity and acceptance." It's not even an insult. There were a series of shows in Boston that gave pizza away to everyone who came and it was a genius method to get people out. Free food is awesome, you're an asshole if you hate it....WHOA MAN WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE MY BAND OR PIZZA, DON'T BE AN ELITIST. Just think it's hilarious that someone tatted that on themselves, it's like trolling yourself in the flesh forever, guy. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:16pm - BSV ""] DestroyYouAlot said: What is it about these bands jocking Exodus so hard while clearly not really getting it at all? Because they're more concerned about being a glammed up boy band instead of wearing black and upside crosses. east vs west, denim vs leather , it's total metal war hey, whatever happened to that awesome thrash metal troll from years ago? the one that would just wail lyrics at bombshelter threads? the fuck troll was that??? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BSV said:The band isn't that bad, they just need a new singer or at least one that can headbang like a maniac. But whatever, you guys are a buncha hippies not caring anyways. Whatever happened to all that sweet nasty death to false metal talk you used to hear? We're making fun of it, like, literally right here in this very thread. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:25pm - KEVORD ""] Yeah, I think I've said they are terrible a couple of different ways LOGGED IN. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:40pm - BSV ""] I'M ALL FIRED UP. well, this was fun. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 3,2013 10:44pm - Edward Twizzlerhands ""] Dan Hammer... unfortunately I've seen that guy in a speedo before. It seems he's packing more of a ball peen than a sledgehammer. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 12:26am - BSV needs to STFU ""] BSV said:I'M ALL FIRED UP. well, this was fun. U R A FAGGOT!!!!!!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 12:38am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Neither of these bands are as good as the time Josh called my parents house and left a voicemail for my mom that went "Hey Mrs. McCormick, this is JAWSH FROM AHBOAAAHED, let Janssen know I got his tickets to that Cryptopsy show at the BOMBSHELTAHHHHH." |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2013 1:07am - BSV ""] CLUTCH PERFORMANCE FROM THE FULL BACK MCCORMICK. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 1:14am - boblovesmusic ""] every time I see this thread I get hungry for beef |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 7:32am - trioxin245 ""] There hasnt been a worthwhile thrash record since 1990, and there probably never will be, but hey, it gives the kids something to do right? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 9:11am - arilliusbm ""] http://www.text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=69033&downloads=210 Logged in trolling on pizza thrash. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 9:16am - arilliusbm ""] Lich_King said: BSV said:MORE EVIL BANDS PLEASE. eww. this made me lol. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 9:26am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Pizza King weighs in. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 10:06am - Pizza Thrash ""] whats your spaghetti policy? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2013 10:40am - Yeti ""] Scaphism are the pioneers of pizza death. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 11:04am - Alexecutioner ""] I pioneered the official "Pizza Mosh" in Virginia Beach on our last tour |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 11:59am - trioxin245 ""] That sonic pulse song/video is the most garbage thing I've ever heard/seen. This thread needs more TRVE BEEF bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Jan 4,2013 1:02pm - Wolfy ""] Two points, 1) As I hacked my way northward into the deepest jungles of Burma, I began to notice new and incredible plants forming the secondary canopy. Previously undiscovered species of ginger, and even a new genus, crunched aromatically beneath my worn leather boots. I stumbled into a shaded valley blanketed with orchids of every shape and color. Their scent stirred some primal instinct and I began to shed my tattered clothes, allowing the velvety blossoms to caress the white skin of my abdomen. For four minutes I forced my body into rhythmic oscillations, until finally the orchids' desire for new pollen was satisfied. Kim Ang San Thura, my young apprentice forester and elephant handler, could only watch, but not understand. 2) At equinox, the rising sun on the horizon moves laterally by one diameter per day. Therefore, if I sleep in my bed beside the spot that I slept in the previous night, as if I was buried in a grave beside my one-day-younger twin brother, then when I rise in the morning I will have moved laterally in the same proportion as the sun does at equinox. One can therefore envision the sequence of 38 sunrises surrounding the equinox as the 38 suffocated members of Heaven's Gate cult bracketing their leader in a celestial mass grave, although the edge members would either have to be the small women or be squished a bit, as the sun moves laterally less in the weeks farther from the equinox. [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 1:22pm - nekronaut ""] /thread |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 1:39pm - Thunderstool ""] Thrash is for Thunderpoops! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 6:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [/WOLFY] THE GODS HATH SPAKE |
| __________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 10:42pm - spagett ""] have you guys seen my dad? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 11:04pm - boblovesmusic ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jan 5,2013 1:22am - goatrider ""] trioxin245 said:That sonic pulse song/video is the most garbage thing I've ever heard/seen. This thread needs more TRVE BEEF bennyhillifier Rise from the grave about it, and LET US BE ABOUT OUR BLOODY BLOODY BUSINESS. bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2013 8:53am - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2013 9:33am - EatDaPooPoo ""] What a shitty video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uixjo54HEKY |
| _______________________________ [Jan 5,2013 9:40am - xmikex ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:Neither of these bands are as good as the time Josh called my parents house and left a voicemail for my mom that went "Hey Mrs. McCormick, this is JAWSH FROM AHBOAAAHED, let Janssen know I got his tickets to that Cryptopsy show at the BOMBSHELTAHHHHH." HAHAHA |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 6,2013 4:37pm - Spraynard'sDick ""] EatDaPooPoo said:What a shitty video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uixjo54HEKY Yeah, that has to be the crappiest video ever...the singer sounds like "unpure shit"... |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 6,2013 4:39pm - Spraynard‘sDick ""] wren youre right this thread just makes me hungry for some beef hahaah |
| __________________________________________________________ [Jan 6,2013 7:06pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2013 7:06pm - Ghoulash ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:Neither of these bands are as good as the time Josh called my parents house and left a voicemail for my mom that went "Hey Mrs. McCormick, this is JAWSH FROM AHBOAAAHED, let Janssen know I got his tickets to that Cryptopsy show at the BOMBSHELTAHHHHH." Even though that show was awesome i havnt listened to Cryptopsy since. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 6,2013 11:12pm - EatDaPooPoo ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________________________ [Nov 15,2013 11:55pm - Christian Weston Chandler ""] I'm still looking for a boyfriend free girl... |