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and the most overrated bass player in the history of music is..

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[Jul 9,2013 3:19pm - overrated bass player reward  ""]
LES CLAYPOOL. Seriously I can anything is does with my eyes shut. Why do people worship him??? Overrated garbage of a bassist
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[Jul 9,2013 3:37pm - DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD  ""]
Pffffft
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[Jul 9,2013 3:42pm - DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD  ""]
OP listens to breathless hype, is crestfallen when reality doesn't match up, makes a thread
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[Jul 9,2013 3:42pm - DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD  ""]
You win the Spence award.
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[Jul 9,2013 7:08pm - death-metal ""]

overrated%20bass%20player%20reward said:LES CLAYPOOL.


Agreed. Cute trickery, not a substantive musician. Also boring music.
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[Jul 9,2013 7:16pm - nli  ""]
I CAN ANYTHING IS DOES TOO
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[Jul 9,2013 7:18pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Gerry Lee. Archetypal F-word C-word N-word.
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[Jul 9,2013 10:38pm - death-metal ""]
He does wail like a vegisexual impaled on a horse dong, but he has chops. I just don't find their music anything other than the sonic equivalent of Thomas Kinkade art. Schmaltz?
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[Jul 9,2013 10:40pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts  ""]
All that slappidy-slap-slap shit is gay gay gay, trying to replicate the sound of someone's balls on their chin. Gay.
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[Jul 9,2013 11:33pm - Ancient Master nli  ""]
He did a great job engineering Malmsteens Rising Force album...oh whoops wrong Lester Claypool, never got the appeal of this guy
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[Jul 9,2013 11:38pm - dude hangs dong  ""]

death-metal said:He does wail like a vegisexual impaled on a horse dong, but he has chops. I just don't find their music anything other than the sonic equivalent of Thomas Kinkade art. Schmaltz?


Thomas Kinkade is a pervert and drunk, support.
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[Jul 9,2013 11:40pm - death-metal ""]

dude%20hangs%20dong said:
death-metal said:He does wail like a vegisexual impaled on a horse dong, but he has chops. I just don't find their music anything other than the sonic equivalent of Thomas Kinkade art. Schmaltz?


Thomas Kinkade is a pervert and drunk, support.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Kinkade

RIP 2012
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[Jul 10,2013 3:51am - Lamp ""]
I listened to quite a bit of Primus in my day but never really got into any of Les Claypool's other projects. Frizzle Fry, Sailing the Seas of Cheese, and Tales From The Punchbowl all still get random spins from me once in a blue moon.

Also, I lol'd when I opened the thread because I had a feeling it was going to be a Les Claypool thread upon seeing the title...
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[Jul 10,2013 8:22am - dude hangs dong  ""]

death-metal said:
dude%20hangs%20dong said:
death-metal said:He does wail like a vegisexual impaled on a horse dong, but he has chops. I just don't find their music anything other than the sonic equivalent of Thomas Kinkade art. Schmaltz?


Thomas Kinkade WAS a pervert and drunk, support.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Kinkade

RIP 2012



Hah, and fixed.

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[Jul 10,2013 8:57am - AndrewBastardENELI  ""]
Rex Brown
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[Jul 10,2013 9:11am - Elitist King Thūndérstøòl  ""]

AndrewBastardENELI said:Rex Brown

YOUR PENIS!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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[Jul 10,2013 9:16am - rubber chicken  ""]
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[Jul 10,2013 9:25am - death-metal ""]
Wasn't Les Claypoole the Metallica bassist who died after playing "Analstasia, pulling teeth" on the roof of the tour bus while Ozzy dive-bombed it in a jet plane? Come on have some respect guyse.
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[Jul 11,2013 7:31pm - hungtableeed  ""]
You guys are fucking pussies. Even just the shit he does with primus is some of the most innovative psychedelic rock out there, especially of our time. I know that it's not br00tal with sick blast beats and sweet tremolo picking, but primus is arguably one of the most unique bands. I've never heard any other band that sounds even a little bit remotely like them and that's a fact.
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[Jul 12,2013 1:21am - Big bag of assorted nigger parts  ""]
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[Jul 12,2013 2:26am - Ancient Master nli  ""]
I just farted and ive never heard something so innovative before! You are all pussies if you dont bow before my asshole
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[Jul 12,2013 3:48am - Lamp ""]

hungtableeed said:You guys are fucking pussies. Even just the shit he does with primus is some of the most innovative psychedelic rock out there, especially of our time. I know that it's not br00tal with sick blast beats and sweet tremolo picking, but primus is arguably one of the most unique bands. I've never heard any other band that sounds even a little bit remotely like them and that's a fact.


I say this not to bag on Primus but sometimes when nobody else sounds like a particular band, it's for a reason...
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[Jul 12,2013 4:54pm - RTTP CLEAN UP CREW  ""]
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