HELVETE, famous Oslo black metal hangout returns
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[Jul 25,2013 10:35am - arilliusbm ""]
http://www.deathmetal.org/news/helvete-fam...s-oslo-black-metal-hangout-returns/
[Jul 25,2013 11:12am - Ye Olde Herald ""]
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[Jul 25,2013 11:20am - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""]
The graffiti all over the front door is shockingly unsatanic.
[Jul 25,2013 12:58pm - Yeti ""]
hey if it leads to sparking music in some kid and he creates the same quality of music the bands were creating in its heyday, then I support it.
[Jul 25,2013 1:01pm - ark ""]
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said:unsatanic.
wat
[Jul 25,2013 1:05pm - KEVORD ""]
Nowadays Mayhem is still gonna suck.
[Jul 25,2013 1:08pm - arilliusbm ""]
STOP TAKING YOUR OPINIONS FROM PITCHFORK
[Jul 25,2013 1:09pm - baby momma ""]
Shut up fagget
[Jul 25,2013 1:17pm - Ye Olde Hipster ""]
Yeti said:hey if it leads to sparking music in some kid and he creates the same quality of music the bands were creating in its heyday, then I support it.
Doubt it, this is gonna be a hotspot for fucking hipsters, and fagget tourists in their battle vests.
[Jul 25,2013 1:26pm - ark ""]
shutup fagget. a metal record store in oslo is opening in 2013. deal with it, never go and you won't be missed.
[Jul 25,2013 1:41pm - DYAi6 is an acronym for DESTROYYOUALOTINJUNE ""]
Darkthrone‘s Fenriz, who has directly involved himself in the moving process
Oh, well if Fenriz is moving boxes then I guess it's legit...?
[Jul 25,2013 2:01pm - Ye Olde Hipster ""]
ark said:shutup fagget. a metal record store in oslo is opening in 2013. deal with it, never go and you won't be missed.
Show me your tourist pics fagget. Who gives a fuck about it, it is not going to make the impact or have the mystique it once had, just trying to cash in on something for nostalgie value.
[Jul 25,2013 2:58pm - xmikex ""]
I was probably going to try and stop by the old Helvete location and give it the old "well... there's that." But now I can actually go in there and waste vacation money on records. Kind of dumb but I'm into it.
I'll be taking a glossy 8x10 headshot of the Rev with me to scotch tape up on the basement wall.
[Jul 25,2013 3:16pm - ark ""]
Ye%20Olde%20Hipster said:
ark said:shutup fagget. a metal record store in oslo is opening in 2013. deal with it, never go and you won't be missed.
Who gives a fuck about it
those fucking oslo hipsters, that's who. buying records and shit at helvete. they're the fucking worst. i can't stand to be within 5,000 miles of them UGHHHHH
[Jul 25,2013 3:44pm - Ye Olde Hipster ""]
ark said:
Ye%20Olde%20Hipster said:
ark said:shutup fagget. a metal record store in oslo is opening in 2013. deal with it, never go and you won't be missed.
Who gives a fuck about it
those fucking oslo hipsters, that's who. buying records
The Point I am trying to make is:
This place is being bought by a record label to exploit it for the money they can get from it. If the city or Norway was restoring it for its rich musical history or importance than that might be different. Next thing you know they will be making a theme park about it.
Also I was referring to the american hipsters that will visit.
[Jul 25,2013 4:02pm - arilliusbm ""]
ITT: xmikex is a hipster
[Jul 25,2013 5:20pm - Yeti ""]
I hope Faust goes and murders a hipster on opening day.
[Jul 25,2013 9:56pm - xmikex ""]
Ye%20Olde%20Hipster said:
ark said:
Ye%20Olde%20Hipster said:
ark said:shutup fagget. a metal record store in oslo is opening in 2013. deal with it, never go and you won't be missed.
Who gives a fuck about it
those fucking oslo hipsters, that's who. buying records
The Point I am trying to make is:
This place is being bought by a record label to exploit it for the money they can get from it. If the city or Norway was restoring it for its rich musical history or importance than that might be different. Next thing you know they will be making a theme park about it.
Also I was referring to the american hipsters that will visit.
Shut up fagget. Neseblood is a record store similar to Armageddon that moved their shop into a place that they thought had a little cultural significance. Before that someone else was running cornball "History of Black Metal" tours for retards to take horns photos in the basement. Now that's trying to make a buck off trendy BM buzz. I'll send you a postcard fuckface.
[Jul 26,2013 12:28am - disinfo_agent ""]
xmikex said:
Ye%20Olde%20Hipster said:
ark said:
Ye%20Olde%20Hipster said:
ark said:shutup fagget. a metal record store in oslo is opening in 2013. deal with it, never go and you won't be missed.
Who gives a fuck about it
those fucking oslo hipsters, that's who. buying records
The Point I am trying to make is:
This place is being bought by a record label to exploit it for the money they can get from it. If the city or Norway was restoring it for its rich musical history or importance than that might be different. Next thing you know they will be making a theme park about it.
Also I was referring to the american hipsters that will visit.
Shut up fagget. Neseblood is a record store similar to Armageddon that moved their shop into a place that they thought had a little cultural significance. Before that someone else was running cornball "History of Black Metal" tours for retards to take horns photos in the basement. Now that's trying to make a buck off trendy BM buzz. I'll send you a postcard fuckface.
To Quote You:
For retards to take horns photos in the basement, as you previously posted that you would tape up a pic of the rev in the basement...Hmm I wonder what does that make you? (retard).
You still fail to mention that this Neseblood is going to FUTURE EXPLOIT IT, if you doubt me read the article again and you will see those words in it.
If you think this is not motivated by money and not for the significance of black metal, then you are a low information person and more than welcome to pay for overpriced Disneyland black metal for all you kiddies.
[Jul 26,2013 1:31am - goatcatalyst ""]
N-word -J-word C-word
[Jul 26,2013 4:01am - Ancient Master nli ""]
LOL at taking a vacation in Oslo...you guys think black metal dudes are wandering the streets everywhere? I spent a year in Norway and I can count on one hand how many metal dudes I saw..
heres some advice, go to copenhagen or stockholm if you want to have fun in scandinavia
[Jul 26,2013 6:56am - xmikex ""]
disinfo_agent said:
as you previously posted that you would tape up a pic of the rev in the basement
Yeah you nailed me on an obviously serious statement. I dunno how I'll ever show my face here again.
disinfo_agent said:
If you think this is not motivated by money
Well now you're just being ridiculous. Why would a business be out to make money??? Please explain the Georgio's Pizzeria business model for us.
disinfo_agent said:
you are a low information person
lol. :(
[Jul 26,2013 7:00am - xmikex ""]
Ancient%20Master%20nli said:LOL at taking a vacation in Oslo...
Not sure if this is a dig at me, but just so the RTTP travel agency gets its fix I'll be flying into Oslo, spending a couple days there and then taking off across southern Norway to explore some beautiful nature and scenery before heading to Bergen to fly home. If I see anyone in a BM shirt along the way I'll honestly probably pick up my tent and go somewhere else.
"Hails"
[Jul 26,2013 8:08am - DYAi6 is an acronym for DESTROYYOUALOTINJUNE ""]
I think you're supposed to say "LOL hailz LOL"
Also, "low information person" is now OFFICIALLY going in the RTTP phrasebook.
[Jul 26,2013 8:32am - Dick Dingus Gives Advice ""]
XMIKEX,
When is Oslo make sure you get a...
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[Jul 26,2013 8:33am - xmikex ""]
ATTN: LIPs
MAYBE IF YOU CARED ABOUT BLACK METAL THIS MUCH MONTHS AGO THE LEGION WOULDN'T HAVE DISBANDED!!!
[Jul 26,2013 8:51am - Yeti ""]
Norway has a law that states all people must walk around with face paint and grapefruit-hand constantly.
[Jul 26,2013 9:06am - Ancient Master nli ""]
XmikeX yes! Bergen is the shit! Oslo blows, in south you should visit Kristiansand
[Jul 26,2013 9:11am - xmikex ""]
Ancient%20Master%20nli said:XmikeX yes! Bergen is the shit! Oslo blows, in south you should visit Kristiansand
Very cool. I'll keep that in mind. Still planning out where I want to be and when. Will def take some time off my Oslo visit and stack it onto Bergen time. Thanks for the tip and keep em coming if you've got anything else to share.
[Jul 26,2013 9:19am - xmikex ""]
Ye%20Olde%20Hipster said:If the city or Norway was restoring it for its rich musical history or importance than that might be different.
lol.
Norwegian Prime Minister OFFICIAL said: Just to show there's no hard feelings for the whole arson/tarnishing the image of our nation with images of murder, blasphemy, devil worship, pigs heads on spikes thing we're gonna build you a government funded record store for all your screaming and scowling. HAIL & LOL!!
[Jul 26,2013 9:42am - Ancient Master nli ""]
Watch the entire "Varg Veum" series starring Trond Espen Seim, it takes place in Bergen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Veum
Other Norwegian films and shit I like:
de Uslynge (troubled water)
Max Manus Man of War
Head Hunters (based on Jo Nesbø's book)
Hawaii, Oslo
Kongen av Bastøy
phrase to know
"jeg forstor/snakke ikke Norsk" I dont understand/ speak norwegian
"forstor du engelsk?"
"jeg ar amerikansk"
if you drink, prepare to pay like $10 dollars for a beer, dont eat out much unless you want to spend like 50 bucks minimum...shit is way expensive! the best thing to do is buy a loaf of bread, brown cheese and salami. get used to hotdogs, weinerpølse, as they are sold everywhere.
try and do some hiking outside Bergen. If you can take a ferry to Stavanger and hike up to Preikestolen
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[Jul 26,2013 9:51am - xmikex ""]
Ancient%20Master%20nli said:the best thing to do is buy a loaf of bread, brown cheese and salami. get used to hotdogs, weinerpølse, as they are sold everywhere.
My girlfriend is vegan. I honestly have no idea what we're going to do for food. I'm gonna have to sneak delicious hot dogs in when she's not looking. Only way I'll survive.
[Jul 26,2013 10:08am - UHHHH GUYS? ""]
Since when has it been acceptable that some SxE faggot with X's around his name is allowed to like black metal?
[Jul 26,2013 10:27am - xmikex ""]
I thought liking black metal was what made people faggets. Let me know what you guys decide.
[Jul 26,2013 10:51am - UHHHH GUYS? ""]
Go drink water about it
[Jul 26,2013 10:56am - xmikex ""]
You don't drink water?
[Jul 26,2013 11:08am - truequintessence_nli ""]
If you are a vegan you will die in norway. I've been there a few times. Oslo is only fun if you are going to a show or drinking at a bar. Check out Kniven (knife) bar in Oslo if you are into getting drunk listening to good music. Fenriz and Apolloyn often DJ there.
[Jul 26,2013 11:09am - UHHHH GUYS? ""]
No i dont
[Jul 26,2013 11:23am - The REAL Joe Christianni ""]
UHHHH%20GUYS? said:Go drink water about it
If you even talk shit about water one more time I will fight you and you will lose. Meet me at the South Shore Plaza, fagget.
I will drink a whole case of dragonfruit and taurine flavored water and light you on fire before I piss flavored pisswater on you to put it out.
[Jul 26,2013 11:23am - xmikex ""]
We got a dehydrated badass here.
[Jul 26,2013 12:09pm - Yeti ""]
UHHHH%20GUYS? said:Go drink water about it
man there are some heavy duty attacks in this thread. first the brutality of "low information person" followed by this onslaught? call off your dogs, people.
[Jul 26,2013 8:30pm - sinistas ""]
Needs more Fodladgh.
[Jul 26,2013 10:17pm - Grizzzzlllled ""]
Uhhh guys? Is the REAL joe christiani!
[Jul 26,2013 10:48pm - xmikex ""]
Ancient%20Master%20nli said:Watch the entire "Varg Veum" series starring Trond Espen Seim, it takes place in Bergen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Veum
Other Norwegian films and shit I like:
de Uslynge (troubled water)
Max Manus Man of War
Head Hunters (based on Jo Nesbø's book)
Hawaii, Oslo
Kongen av Bastøy
phrase to know
"jeg forstor/snakke ikke Norsk" I dont understand/ speak norwegian
"forstor du engelsk?"
"jeg ar amerikansk"
if you drink, prepare to pay like $10 dollars for a beer, dont eat out much unless you want to spend like 50 bucks minimum...shit is way expensive! the best thing to do is buy a loaf of bread, brown cheese and salami. get used to hotdogs, weinerpølse, as they are sold everywhere.
try and do some hiking outside Bergen. If you can take a ferry to Stavanger and hike up to Preikestolen
How do you feel about Voss? It looks pretty small, but I keep hearing the name come up in places I need to check out and I have a hard time saying no to this kind of view
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[Jul 27,2013 12:15am - Ancient Master nli ""]
the more time you spend in the west the better views you will get. I lived in Ås and its basically pretty flat and full of wheat fields. I have not been to Voss, but it seems like a pretty standard view out that way. Its too bad you arent planning to go north at all, Bodø, especially Lofoten islands are a must see in Norway! Maybe worth making a trip to see the "midnight sun"?
[Sep 7,2013 8:58am - xmikex ""]
Helvete was a pretty overwhelming experience for a small record shop. Actually much different than what I was expecting in a lot of ways, and in the overall theme of Norway everything was crazy expensive.... when they were even actually for sale. Explanations to come in issue #3 of Codex Obscurum.
Norway itself was a total blast. I had a great time in Oslo, but it was smaller than I expected and was pretty easy to figure out. Bergen, on the other hand, was actually pretty daunting in its size and layout. Everyone is incredibly friendly and generally helpful. The public transportation runs on time and is practically on the honor system most of the time. And it was kind of a trip to hand a stack of zines over to a metal guy with tattoos working at Neseblood and have him say "Oh, how very sweet of you!"
[Sep 8,2013 10:27am - conservationist ""]
Looking forward to that write-up. Killer place to visit.
[Sep 10,2013 10:10pm - NorwayTourismBoard ""]
Black Metal is over but do come for the picturesque villages and especially the exquisite cheeses!
[Sep 10,2013 11:04pm - Snowden NLI ""]
From the comments:
"Sorry, but I don’t think that Immortal ever possessed ideals even remotely resembling Burzum. And, why the hell isn’t anyone supporting Varg and his family in their time of need? I suppose all this is just “entertainment” for you? Remember, Immortal are “snitches”."
I guess I didn't pay close enough attention but (if it isn't just typical comments section gibberish) this is awesome. I mean, Immortal were great but having finked on Varg would really push them over the top.
[Sep 15,2013 11:42pm - conservationist ""]
Not every Norwegian black metal band shouted it from the rooftops...