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I broke my right hand and need masturbating tips

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[Nov 8,2013 11:28am - Masturbating Tips?  ""]
Yea so it sucks, I broke my right hand last week and can't beat off anymore. Doing it with the left hand doesn't work. Is there any way I can beat off without inviting a fat chick over?
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[Nov 8,2013 11:31am - Alx_Casket ""]
www.muttonbone.com/‎
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[Nov 8,2013 11:32am - DYA is TOTALLY LOGGED IN, BRO  ""]
Attn: Gobbles the dog
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[Nov 8,2013 1:15pm - Lunchmeat Blowjob  ""]
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[Nov 8,2013 3:26pm - fupa warrior  ""]
Get one of these http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/01/12/real-touch-interacti.html
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[Nov 9,2013 2:37pm - Sgt. Fapper  ""]
Did I hear a little girl is afraid of using lefty to bop the salami?!?!? Stop being such a chickenshit and work that fucking hand until it gets the job done, soldier! Do I make myself clear!!??!?!?!
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[Nov 9,2013 2:52pm - Christian Weston Chandler  ""]
I have a bent duck.
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[Nov 9,2013 5:15pm - conservationist ""]
I was injured in an accident at 14 and incapacitated. I went from masturbating 2 times a day to zero. After 2 weeks, I was frustrated and took it out on my parents. My mom and dad knew what was up and talked about my mom "helping" me masturbate. The approached me one afternoon and wWhen my mom said, I know you are frustrated and why you are frustrated would you like some help masturbating. Blood was rushing in my ears and I said yes but I really didn't know if she meant what I thought she meant. I was excited and confused. She said that she would take care of me when I went to bed. Hours away.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmj...exual_relationship_with_his/c3a9uqg
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[Nov 9,2013 6:14pm - Battle Diaper  ""]
You know who likes dicks.... DIVALDO GUSTAVO. Give him a call

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[Nov 9,2013 6:31pm - Divaldo Gustavo  ""]
hey why you post picture of me

we gone fight in parkeen lot
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[Nov 10,2013 11:10am - demondave ""]


Have you tried masturbating in a vagina?

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[Nov 10,2013 11:26am - yuck  ""]
^ That is the ugliest broad I have ever seen. Would rather fuck the smiley-face boloney.
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[Nov 11,2013 2:51pm - eye-gore ""]

conservationist said:I was injured in an accident at 14 and incapacitated. I went from masturbating 2 times a day to zero. After 2 weeks, I was frustrated and took it out on my parents. My mom and dad knew what was up and talked about my mom "helping" me masturbate. The approached me one afternoon and wWhen my mom said, I know you are frustrated and why you are frustrated would you like some help masturbating. Blood was rushing in my ears and I said yes but I really didn't know if she meant what I thought she meant. I was excited and confused. She said that she would take care of me when I went to bed. Hours away.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/c3a9uqg


Now THAT was worth going on reddit


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