What did you put in your body this year?[views:1888][posts:5]______________________________________ [Dec 28,2013 1:32am - the_reverend ""] http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-...in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986 Ear: SEED PAINTBRUSH "SOME BALLS" SLAG MAKEUP BRUSH PATIENT TOLD PARENTS THAT THE CATS STUCK SOMETHING IN HER EAR GASOLINE BUTTERFLY HERSHEY KISS "CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR" Nose: EAR PLUG CRAYON PLASTIC EYEBALL HEART-SHAPED GEM DIME PENNY NICKEL AA BATTERIES SPONGE SMALL DECORATIVE ROCK 2 ERASERS MULCH "PLACED A BEAD IN HER NOSTRIL, PATIENT HAS NO COMPLAINTS" Throat: DETERGENT PACK WHISTLE ENGAGEMENT RING "SWALLOWED A QUARTER WHILE TAKING A SHOWER" "DOING MAGIC TRICK AT SCHOOL & SWALLOWED A QUARTER" SCHOOL LOGO MAGNET CONFETTI SCREW A TACO BALL OF STRING A BEE Penis: PENIS PLUG 20-30 MAGNETIC BUCKY BALLS DICE FISHTANK AIRHOSE ANTENNA SEWING NEEDLE BB PELLET "WIDE WOODEN DOWEL" NAIL PLASTIC PIPE, DENTAL FLOSS WITH BEADS WIRE MARBLE EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES" Vagina: GLUE STICK BARRETTE SMALL FINGER VIBRATOR–"IT'S STILL ON" TOILET PAPER "LONG BLACK OBJECT" PENIS RING RIVET "WORMS COMING OUT OF PEE-PEE"—PINWORMS SPOON PENCIL ERASER PLASTIC BOTTLE OF CREAM (LID STILL ON) NAPKINS IN VAGINA TO HAVE SEX DURING PERIOD Rectum: PENCIL PENCILS SHAMPOO BOTTLE COLOGNE BOTTLE LOTION JAR SODA CAN SODA BOTTLE FLASHLIGHT BATHTUB STOPPER SHOT GLASS (BROKEN) SOCK ICE PACK END OF CURTAIN ROD "PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH" VIBRATOR VIBRATOR BATTERY COVER OF VIBRATOR TIP OF VIBRATOR "BIG PURPLE DILDO" "PATIENT STATES HE GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND DILDOS IN RECTUM" LIGHTER TOY SUBMARINE TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER 2 HALVES OF BAR OF SOAP POOL BALL LIT BOTTLE ROCKET; "IT DIDN'T GO WELL" |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2013 9:05am - demondave ""] [img] Live Ammunition anyone? http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2013 9:07am - demondave ""] the_reverend said: "CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR" Was the paper an attempt to fix the rock? [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 28,2013 5:51pm - largefreakatzero ""] Apparently square and not knowing what a penis plug is, I googled it. Oof. But you can get one at Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003AY8IWA/ref=redir_mdp_mobile |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 28,2013 5:53pm - the_reverend ""] Good thing there is free shipping since it is not covered by my amazon prime. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2013 8:01pm - Goatrider ""] What happened to the good old days of a Q-tip and punching the friend who recommended it? |