NuYears resolutions[views:1050][posts:8]_____________________________________ [Jan 1,2014 5:12am - Hope-4-2014 ""] 1. Gain Weight [for the ladies] 2. Increase smoking from 1 to 2 packs a day 3. Pollute -way more 4. Steal narcotics from aging family members 5. At least 2 more broken relationships 6. Lurk moar 7. Defeat Xenu in final battle |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 1,2014 11:53am - the_reverend ""] on the real... 1) get back into my gym routine 2) jerk off to Hugh Jackman repeat. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 2,2014 2:36am - Evenreeler ""] 1.Adopt radical misogynist agenda 2. Rally direct action operatives 3. Direct bilateral negotiations with rogue states 4. Clean mirrors in moms basement 5. Jack off to demon self in now clean mirrors on shrooms |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 2,2014 11:31am - Alx_Casket ""] 1. Hmm 2. Get a cat |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 2,2014 11:28pm - Manifestowriter ""] ALL IM INTERESTED IN THIS YEAR IS ABSOLVING HUMANITY FOR THURR SINS: 1. Abolish post-modernist thinking 2. Abridge language to omit every term beginning with the prefix 'pre' 3. Neutralize Rt.2's capacity to perpetuate commercialism/materialistic counter-culture |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2014 7:09am - GRUDE LAW ""] Win another Oscar and arrest Alx_fgt I mean "an anonymous poster" |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2014 9:09am - NH Brufaggotry ""] Get my $18 back from Duncan. |
| _____________________________________________________________ [Jan 16,2014 9:16am - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF PERSONAL GRUDES ""] 1. drink more while bitterly watching cat videos on youtube 2. buy a speak and spell 3. %&#@*(_%&@#$!@ 4. destroy peppers and onions |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jan 17,2014 11:24am - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] 1. Stop asking girls if the rag in my pocket smells like chloroform. 2. Throw away all shart stained underwear. 3. Start masturbating into house plants to make them grow faster. |