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Skrillex (aka Porn Star Christy Mack) Announces She’ll Give A Blowjob To Whoever Makes Best Lego Creation For Her

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[Jan 24,2014 1:20pm - the_reverend ""]
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/porn-star...r-makes-best-lego-creation-for-her/
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[Jan 24,2014 2:24pm - eye-gore ""]
oh, good lord
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[Jan 24,2014 2:38pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Not worth the bricks!
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[Jan 24,2014 2:42pm - TimRiley ""]
agree w/ mr. alx. lego's aren't cheap.
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[Jan 24,2014 3:46pm - truequintessence_nli  ""]
I can't wait until that side shave fad dies. ugh.
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[Jan 24,2014 3:47pm - the_reverend ""]
Even if Legos were free, this wouldn't be worth it. If I looked down and saw that this blowing me, I would stop her and wonder off into the desert at night contemplating just what cause me to get to a point in my life that Skrillex was sacking my dong.
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[Jan 24,2014 4:51pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Do not want.
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[Jan 24,2014 5:17pm - long time troll  ""]
I don't know bout y'all mother Fuckers but i like to get skins. I don't give a Fuck i like em big far bald retarded i gives no fucks
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[Jan 24,2014 7:13pm - DYA DEPARTMENT OF PROFIT MARGINS  ""]
A) she has a nice bum, but that haircut is annoying as fuck
B) Legos are basically about as expensive as coke, at this point; if you can afford that many Legos, you may as well just buy the coke and guarantee yourself the blowjob.
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[Jan 25,2014 12:24am - Goatrider ""]
Well, I have been looking for an excuse to buy a lego Death Star kit...
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[Jan 25,2014 3:35am - the_reverend ""]
Im waiting for that death star kit...
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[Jan 25,2014 3:49am - Goatrider ""]
It's the price of 20 $20 blowjobs.
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[Jan 25,2014 9:35am - truth  ""]
Come on haircut or not all of you would take a bj from this broad. Unless you're a Fag.....
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[Jan 25,2014 6:51pm - 14卐88  ""]
AIDS ridden whores die forgotten.
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[Jan 25,2014 10:43pm - WAPEY WAPEY  ""]

14卐88 said:AIDS ridden whores die forgotten.


I take it you're more of a Jada Fire kind of guy.
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[Jan 25,2014 11:30pm - the_reverend ""]
I just hoping that "she" will jets herself off while she blows you. The You both cum at the same time. I saying that because she probably has a dick.
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[Jan 26,2014 3:31am - the_reverend ""]
I googled and she is gross.
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[Jan 26,2014 8:38pm - Lamp nli  ""]
Wait, Skrillex is a lady? I've been under the impression all this time it was a guy.
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[Jan 26,2014 9:36pm - conservationist ""]
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I dub thee "Chode Inverter"
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[Jan 27,2014 12:20am - Lamp nli  ""]
I don't know how to read. Carry on.
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[Jan 27,2014 3:54pm - RTTP Department of Low Standards  ""]
WOULD
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[Jan 30,2014 1:27pm - Eyeroller  ""]
Cancelled.

http://kotaku.com/the-lego-blowjob-competition-is-cancelled-1511878856
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[Feb 3,2014 12:34pm - shitcunt  ""]
Not worth the cost of plane ticket and Legos.
If she lived less than 20 miles away, and I had a bunch of old Legos lying around, it'd be worth a shot. Otherwise, it's just like a hooker who gives you a task to complete before she does her job.

As far as appearance....who gives a fuck? All you can see during that activity is the top of her head. And I tend to assume that most hookers (porn stars are just hookers who are filmed at work) are probably really good at that after a year or more of experience.


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