CANNIBAL CORPSE To Tour North America With OBITUARY, CRYPTOPSY And ABYSMAL DAWN[views:11216][posts:19]_______________________________ [Dec 8,2015 7:07pm - zyklon ""] http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/cannibal-...d-abysmal-dawn/#xArgzOwcBJpzcC3I.99 |
| _____________________________________________________________ [Dec 8,2015 10:28pm - Couldn't get out of RTTP fast enough ""] Why would anyone goto that shit? |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 9,2015 11:32pm - jorb of teh jungle ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2015 5:15pm - the_reverend ""] Couldn said:Why would anyone goto that shit? Huh? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 14,2015 11:04am - Pat from hellwitch ""] That's a hipster show. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2015 2:02pm - Death Mental ""] What's the name of that cannibal corpse song? Skull full of faggots? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 17,2016 12:56pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Tomorrow night! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 18,2016 7:57am - demondave ""] Ha! 6th post with 666 views - last post by Autopsy_666 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 18,2016 1:45pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Gonna be a killer show, see you fags there. |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 18,2016 1:56pm - palladium corpsepaint ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:Gonna be a killer show, see you fags there. my mom is going to jazzercise at 5, can you give me a ride? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2016 10:42am - the_reverend ""] I didn't want to deal with the paradise, but I'm sure this show was awesome. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 19,2016 1:07pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] It was, only 3 bands because A.D. had transmission problems. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2016 10:29pm - demondave ""] I'm in a mood for some typing, so you're in luck RTTP. Here is your demondave lowdown: When I moved out to New Orleans, I was in a house that was completely empty except for an air mattress, a suitcase and an angry cat. My wife, dog and movers weren't coming for weeks. I was looking around at things to do, and I saw that Cannibal Corpse was playing at a club called Siberia. Its a really cool but kinda small place. I was surprised Cannibal were playing there, but I got to see what the city is like by checking out a metal show as a true resident. After nearly two years of adventure, I have just come back to New England. Oddly, Cannibal Corpse are playing in Boston to my arrival. How appropriate! Brian Bloodaxe (of WRIU days) got me a ticket in advance and I hopped over to the Paradise. Here is what I can tell you: Cryptopsy: I missed them. Traffic issues. I was informed that they put on a solid set and would assume that that statement means selections from 'None So Vile' were played and everyone gets to pretend that 'The Unspoken King' never happened (but it did, it did) Obituary: John Tardy is a muppet. He is a fucking muppet. That's not a bad thing, mind you. I'm amazed at how much hair he has, and when he grooves into it, he bops up and down and his hair flips and flops like a character from the Labrynth. He could be the next Sir Didymus. Or was that the dog's name? Anyway, Obituary impressed. They were really into it and played a mix of tracks. They played a couple of instrumentals (they started with Redneck Stomp and also played Dying - which is pretty much an instrumental) and John seemed pretty comfortable on the edge of the stage when he wasn't singing. He was surprisingly quiet between songs. Except for a generic "BOSSSTOON" he didn't say anything. He didn't look displeased, and seemed really into the show - but he just didn't say anything. It was Trevor that spoke - kinda. He was clearly displeased with the 'no surfing, no diving' rules and mumbled that into a microphone at one point. "fuck what no diving fuck stupid no crowd surf fucking stupid". Which just encouraged crowd surfing to test the bouncers. hmmmm touche Trevor, touche... Incidentally, I'm glad to see Trevor still looks like a walking ghoul. No, he was not the one who got into meth. He just looks that way. Like a ghoulish Amish-bearded redneck. Fucking long hair too. Shit, is there a hair growing contest with Donald, Trevor and John? The winner gets a unicorn brush and gives his locks a hundred runs while the other two watch and sit jealously? AAAnyway, the crowd was into it and I got to watch from the floor in front of the stage under the balcony. It was a world of strange smells (more on that later). Most importantly, they played a couple from the last one (Inked in Blood) and I realized how good those tracks were. It actually turned me on to the CD and I now have it in my car. I didn't think much of it when it came out, but now I really like it. Sadly, the club cut them off promptly at the top of the hour. In hindsight, it seemed that the band was taking forever getting set up. When they started playing Redneck Stomp, you could sense people thinking they were soundchecking 'cause they were standing up there so long. Guess that answers that. No "Slowly we Rot" at the end. fuckers. Cannibal Corpse: Cannibal Corpse are always solid. They have their shit down to a science and have a precise formula with specific variables that are designed to change. There are select old songs that are always there (Hammer, Stripped, Devour); newer songs that are always there (Evisceration, Scourge, Wretched, Suffer) but they really aren't that new - you just think anything past Bloodthirsty is "Newer" cause you are getting old and just wont admit it to yourself, seriously just admit it, Corpsegrinder isn't getting any younger either and he seems okay with it; plus a rotation of tracks from the different LPs. (i.e. one from Eaten, one from Butchered and so on). Come to think of it, the only variables are how much weight has Corpsegrinder gained since last time and how much larger his neck has gotten. People always go apeshit at Cannibal shows and I do too. They're fun. Corpsegrinder is fucking funny. He stood on stage and mocked the crowd for liking the Patriots. How can you not get a kick out of him? I want him to be my neighbor. We'll have cookouts and he can make some super fatty super awesome bratwurst tailgate sausage and call me loser for not having six. Wait what? Fuck it , that's great. I just said I'll have his sausage. But lets be honest, as much at the pit goes apeshit during Hammer Smashed Face, they're not the most mobile band. They are pretty much locked in place and nothing really moves except for their hands and Corpsegrinder's neck. Once you have taken it in, THAT is when to start people watching. The Paradise Rock Club What the fuck was that smell? Seriously what the fuck? It started during Obituary in that weird walking path facing the stage and under the balcony. (That stretch designed to make you feel like you're in a Cambridge bicycle path) Are you a warhammer nerd? Do you know who Nurgle is? Ever sit at night painting your miniatures whispering "death to the false emperor" and wonder to yourself - what does Nurgle smell like? Go to the Paradise. How can anyplace with floors that clean smell like that? We're not talking Downton Abby clean - but neither are we talking vomit farting defecation laced with weed and axe body spray dirty - but that is exactly what it smelled like. It smelled how like a Mike Diana comic looks. And it MOVED. This stench was not locked to a specific place, nor to a specific person. My theory is that this smell was a combination of people that occasionally passed by at the same time. You were fine most of the show, but every now and then the wrong people passed by at the same time and ripped a hole in the fabric of the universe. Speaking of people passing by... At the end of the night, I ended up hanging out in the balcony with Brian Bloodaxe near the side with the Obituary merch. I gazed around and saw the following: The grossest, drunkest couple in the world - dry humping while smoking weed and acting like no one could see them lighting up; two rubenesque women with ridiculously pushed up tits letting some guys pose between their boobs and take pictures; stupid annoying drunk barrel shaped girls tossing semi empty cups over the balcony to the bar patrons below (missing Trevor Peres who was calmly drinking and texting completely unnoticed by everyone for a good part of cannibal's set), a bunch of guys fuming at the dry humping as the couple kept bumping into them and the guy tried to pick fights. (dear god please just dry humping, no moisture please oh so gross oh so gross) Wow Boston. Don't change. Don't ever fucking change. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2016 10:35pm - the_reverend ""] pretty spot on from what I would have guessed. Except I expected a little more out of cannibal with their recent reissues. Anyhow, WTF is up with shows and dry humping/making out at shwos. I have see that waaaaaay too much recently. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2016 10:39pm - demondave ""] footnote 1 Sir Didymus [img] footnote 2 Trevor bitching to John about bouncers bennyhillifier footnote 3 Corpsegrinder's neck [img] footnote 4 Mike Diana [img] footnote 5 Welcome to Boston [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2016 12:04am - demondave ""] the_reverend said:pretty spot on from what I would have guessed. Except I expected a little more out of cannibal with their recent reissues. . More older stuff? It was a mix. They played early stuff like Covered in Sores and Born in a Casket. As far as their formula goes, they always have three slots for new songs. the_reverend said: Anyhow, WTF is up with shows and dry humping/making out at shwos. I have see that waaaaaay too much recently. It makes some kind of stupid sense with a young crowd. You get those 19 year olds that are thinking "making out is amazing why doesn't everyone do it all the time? we must be the first who ever thought about it and I just nabbed this half finished drink !!??!!!" It's really perplexing when its people getting into middle age. Holy shit - you just discovered drunken sloppy disgusting saliva and mucus. You go. You be you. Which is to say be exhibitionist and disgusting, because we are all unique snowflakes. Yours are just with a little more saliva/cheapbeer/cologne/perfume and halitosis. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2016 12:12am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Nice seeing the Sonic Fury crew! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2016 12:56am - the_reverend ""] Ok .. someone at taake asked me to make out... i obviously said no. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 21,2016 10:42am - demondave ""] Well, Hoest has good taste, but now he thinks that all Americans are just teases. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2016 4:13pm - the_reverend ""] *blushes* |