why do i keep eating expired coconut milk?[views:4017][posts:18]__________________________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 12:57pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I opened the can the other day and it was a solid mass. The can was dusty and looked like it had been sitting on a shelf for months, if not years. Tipping it over, it would not pour, so I added water to it and made a paste. I cooked with it, but later that night I had terrible pains in my stomach. Due to the Coconut milk? No doubt. Yet now I have made cuisine with it for a second time..the pains are re-occuring and I wonder why the coconut milk was not abandoned for greater things... |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:21pm - woodsicus ""] Being a chef and all, I can tell you that depending on the type of coconut milk, you may be ok, was it coco lopez? That shit is always a brick |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:25pm - powerkok ""] coconuts are a natural laxative....the pain is colonic plaque shifting in your bowels. good morning. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:36pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] man I spend 92% of my day on the bowl. what the hell... the company had a jungle picture, and it was like Natural Forest or something like that. It said Organic on it. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:40pm - powerkok ""] my advice....get a colonic. Im thinking about investing in one myself...Ive got years of snickers and caramel in my intestines. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:43pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I saw some thing on Jackass where Johnny Knoxville went in for some ass cleaning where they flush you out with water. He had like a fucking TON of impacted fecal matter. I might do that some day, I'm almost positive I have a backlog...I always feel full and like I have to poo. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:49pm - powerkok ""] hahahahahhaa i hear u lose 8 lbs the first time and up to 15 lbs with a colonic regimen!! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:50pm - succubus ""] all the skinny models are doing it! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:52pm - powerkok ""] i think thats just cuz they like it tho! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:54pm - succubus ""] i wanna try it but i scaredededed! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:56pm - dirteecrayon ""] dave navaro does it but then again i think he enjoys having a foreign object up his bum. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:58pm - powerkok ""] lol...ya i dont think it would 'hurt' persey...but the whole idea of having someone I dont know, flush caramel outta my ass, makes me think 2wice about it. I wouldnt wish that on anyone. even u joe...actually, joe, can u give me a colonic sometime? |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 1:58pm - powerkok ""] dirteecrayon said:dave navaro does it but then again i think he enjoys having a foreign object up his bum. LOL |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 2:07pm - the_reverend ""] succubus, by now, you should be all set with things in your ass. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 2:10pm - powerkok ""] LOLLLLLOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL Rev went there...LOL |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 2:20pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:succubus, by now, you should be all set with things in your ass. i certainly am however...you always want to poke your things in all my holes:shocked::spineyes::whipper::bow:>:]:bartmoon: |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 2:25pm - powerkok ""] of course....this is a typical male trait. |
| __________________________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 10:04pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] man I'm more and more getting the impression you two butt-bang. but what do I know. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 28,2004 10:38pm - succubus ""] you see...aaron thinks people will think that..but we're kidding around |