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why do i keep eating expired coconut milk?

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[Jul 28,2004 12:57pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
I opened the can the other day and it was a solid mass. The can was dusty and looked like it had been sitting on a shelf for months, if not years.

Tipping it over, it would not pour, so I added water to it and made a paste. I cooked with it, but later that night I had terrible pains in my stomach. Due to the Coconut milk? No doubt.

Yet now I have made cuisine with it for a second time..the pains are re-occuring and I wonder why the coconut milk was not abandoned for greater things...
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[Jul 28,2004 1:21pm - woodsicus ""]
Being a chef and all, I can tell you that depending on the type of coconut milk, you may be ok, was it coco lopez? That shit is always a brick
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[Jul 28,2004 1:25pm - powerkok ""]
coconuts are a natural laxative....the pain is colonic plaque shifting in your bowels. good morning.
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[Jul 28,2004 1:36pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
man I spend 92% of my day on the bowl.

what the hell...

the company had a jungle picture, and it was like Natural Forest or something like that. It said Organic on it.
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[Jul 28,2004 1:40pm - powerkok ""]
my advice....get a colonic. Im thinking about investing in one myself...Ive got years of snickers and caramel in my intestines.
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[Jul 28,2004 1:43pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
I saw some thing on Jackass where Johnny Knoxville went in for some ass cleaning where they flush you out with water.


He had like a fucking TON of impacted fecal matter.

I might do that some day, I'm almost positive I have a backlog...I always feel full and like I have to poo.
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[Jul 28,2004 1:49pm - powerkok ""]
hahahahahhaa i hear u lose 8 lbs the first time and up to 15 lbs with a colonic regimen!!
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[Jul 28,2004 1:50pm - succubus ""]
all the skinny models are doing it!
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[Jul 28,2004 1:52pm - powerkok ""]
i think thats just cuz they like it tho!
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[Jul 28,2004 1:54pm - succubus ""]
i wanna try it but i scaredededed!
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[Jul 28,2004 1:56pm - dirteecrayon ""]
dave navaro does it but then again i think he enjoys having a foreign object up his bum.
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[Jul 28,2004 1:58pm - powerkok ""]
lol...ya i dont think it would 'hurt' persey...but the whole idea of having someone I dont know, flush caramel outta my ass, makes me think 2wice about it.

I wouldnt wish that on anyone. even u joe...actually, joe, can u give me a colonic sometime?
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[Jul 28,2004 1:58pm - powerkok ""]
dirteecrayon said:dave navaro does it but then again i think he enjoys having a foreign object up his bum.


LOL

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[Jul 28,2004 2:07pm - the_reverend ""]
succubus, by now, you should be all set with things in your ass.
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[Jul 28,2004 2:10pm - powerkok ""]
LOLLLLLOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

Rev went there...LOL
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[Jul 28,2004 2:20pm - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:succubus, by now, you should be all set with things in your ass.


i certainly am

however...you always want to poke your things in all my holes:shocked::spineyes::whipper::bow:>:]:bartmoon:
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[Jul 28,2004 2:25pm - powerkok ""]
of course....this is a typical male trait.
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[Jul 28,2004 10:04pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
man I'm more and more getting the impression you two butt-bang.

but what do I know.
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[Jul 28,2004 10:38pm - succubus ""]
you see...aaron thinks people will think that..but we're kidding around


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